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jarinatorman

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:32 PM

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your place to put those burns you thought up (in your dreams or whatever)
that you had but never really got to use
or just post somthing original

BOOYAH
take that liberals

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Your momma

Wenn Leben Ihnen Zitronen gibt, machen Sie. Das hatte Sinn nicht.

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:36 PM

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"Suck it"
Idk

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:39 PM

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Your face

Cleverest comeback I've ever thought of.

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:43 PM

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At 9/16/08 11:39 PM, andrew-c wrote:
Your face
Cleverest comeback I've ever thought of.

Owned

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This is the best song ever, if you disagree..

Well then that's your opinion and I respect it.

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:44 PM

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Dissing people is for faggots who take it orally and anally simultaneously. Fuck this thread!


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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:46 PM

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At 9/16/08 11:44 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: Dissing people is for faggots who take it orally and anally simultaneously. Fuck this thread!

We were having fun.

If you don't like it, you don't have to read this thread.

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Some people just like to spoil the fun.

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:47 PM

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im g0nna h4x u...

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andrew-c

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:48 PM

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At 9/16/08 11:47 PM, bananasrus09 wrote: Some people just like to spoil the fun.

Lots of people do.

Nazi's for instance..
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You're a douchee bag va-jay-jay with peanut butter on top.


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Suck my big fat caramel colored penis

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:50 PM

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Adam: "Hey dude, what's up?"
Me: "Nothing much man, I've just had this fucked up dream."
Adam: "Well, what happened in it?"
Me: "I was alone with my past self in an abandoned parking garage having this painful, bloody fistfight."
Adam: "Kinda like in Fight Club?"
Me: "Not quite. My past self was actually a seperate person. Bleeding, sweating, and solid. It was me from late-last year, early this year...y'know, with the shaven head, still lived in McKinney?"
Adam: "Yeah...around when we were introduced. Well what happened?"
Me: "I got my ass kicked by my past-self. As I was fading out and, bleeding on my side on the cold pavement, my past self spat down on me and shouted 'Fuck you!' before I woke up. What the fuck does it mean?"
Adam: "I dunno dude...what could your past self disagree with or hate you for that you're doing now?"
Me: "Hmm....Well I HAVE been hanging out with you."
Adam: ".....Fuck my life."

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andrew-c

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:53 PM

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Hmm, I feel as though I didn't make a valid diss...

So here goes:

j00 b3tt3r 5t0p 1nz|_||_t1ng /\/\3, 0r 1'|_l g3t B1ll G4t3z 70 r4p3 j00.

Translation: 'You better stop insulting me, or I'll get Bill Gates to rape you'

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LAVAGASM

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Posted at: 9/16/08 11:59 PM

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At 9/16/08 11:46 PM, andrew-c wrote:
At 9/16/08 11:44 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: Dissing people is for faggots who take it orally and anally simultaneously. Fuck this thread!
We were having fun.

If you don't like it, you don't have to read this thread.

It was meant to be ironic <3


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Posted at: 9/17/08 12:00 AM

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This happened in 3rd grade:

Pedro the illegal immigrant:Yo momma
Me:YO MOMMA!
Pedro the illegal immigrant:My momma aint talkin in this!
Me:that's cuz she's too busy eating cat poop.

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jarinatorman

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At 9/16/08 11:44 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: Dissing people is for faggots who take it orally and anally simultaneously. Fuck this thread!

fuck your mom

Note: your mom is a universal diss if you cant think of anything origonal when your dissing someone out
just say somthing about their mom
(ONLY do this if you can win the fight that may and probably will follow

BOOYAH
take that liberals

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jarinatorman

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At 9/17/08 12:18 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: ill rip your endocrine system out?

HAHA WTF thats so origonal and offbase it might work
but no matter what you do dont explain it

if he is all like dude thats stupid or shut up youve won

BOOYAH
take that liberals

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Note: your mom is a universal diss if you cant think of anything origonal when your dissing someone out
just say somthing about their mom
(ONLY do this if you can win the fight that may and probably will follow

yeah think of some origonal <----wtf lol

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jarinatorman

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Posted at: 9/17/08 12:27 AM

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wait wtf i just remembereed one from like grade school

go take it anally from your sister you sperm guxxling penis wrinkle

BOOYAH
take that liberals

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Posted at: 9/17/08 12:34 AM

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"Diss" is one of my most despised words of all time.

How's that for one?

God fucking damn it...
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Posted at: 9/17/08 12:35 AM

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Your a he-she

ha! ha!

sum mothafucks try to ice skate up hill

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jarinatorman

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Posted at: 9/17/08 11:45 PM

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At 9/17/08 12:34 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: "Diss" is one of my most despised words of all time.

How's that for one?

wow if you manage to actuaally use that on someone in real life
(not on the internet cause thats cheating)
bonus point*

*notice bonus points may not be awarded and are probubly just bullshit

BOOYAH
take that liberals

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StagBeetle

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Posted at: 9/17/08 11:48 PM

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calling someone a faggot always works for me

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Posted at: 9/17/08 11:52 PM

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THATS WHAT SHE SAID

Wenn Leben Ihnen Zitronen gibt, machen Sie. Das hatte Sinn nicht.

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Well, You need the story to understand it.

But there was this kid, Who's mom got arrested for beating him.

This kid was also a total asshole faggot killing nazi skin headed bitch. I mean a total cunt, if you weren't a nazi skin head, you were a faggot. Or a pansy, and either way he would make your life a living hell. Well oneday, I said enough was enough. And he came up to me and started to push me around and spit on my shoes. So I got pissed and Said. "Hey Faggot, How about I beat your ass just like your mom did huh?" HE sat there for a few seconds with this look on his face like.. Wtf man that was to harsh, and he was still bent over from spitting on my shoes,s o I kicked him square in the face, and bloodied his nose, he started to cry like a little kid that just got pushed off the slide, I mean sitting there on the floor holding his mouth crying.

I walked off. 4 days later he hit me in the back of the head with a lead pipe.

Then I died. Now, I am writing this to you from heaven, just to say, IT WAS SO FUCKING WORTH IT.


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At 9/17/08 11:48 PM, StagBeetle wrote: calling someone a faggot always works for me

So what happens when they call you a faggot?

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