This happened about an hour ago...My mom knocked on my door to put some clothes on my bed. I said she could come in because I wasn't don't anything naughty. She put the clothes on my bed and turned to leave. She looked at me, then at my desk. I have a bunch of shit on my desk; two of the about 20 things happened to be pregnancy tests I'm holding for a friend until she needs them. She asked me what they were...After a long pause I say "...pregnancy tests". Keep in mind I don't have a girlfriend; they're for a friend who thinks she's pregnant, but she can't use them yet. She looks at me wide-eyed for a moment, and then takes a deep breath and says,
"I don't care if you have sex, but please Josh, please tell me the girl isn't pregnant"
"No, mom. Well, I don't know yet...She can't use them yet."
"Oh my god, thank goodness. Do you want me to buy you some condoms so you can be safe next time?"
"Uh..No mum"
"Well I want you to be safe!!"
After this she just kinda walked away very awkwardly..After about five minutes of continuing what I was doing (coding my forum for my site), she knocks on my door again. I tell her she can come in, again.
"Here's ten dollars. Tomorrow I'm bringing you CVS (a local pharmacy) and you're going to run in and buy condoms and milk.."
"...Right mom."
And she walks out again...After a minute of processing what just happened, I burst out laughing for about 5 minutes straight.
For all the fuckers that ask questions:
--Why didn't I hide them?: I didn't think she'd ever actually notice them.
-- Don't you already have condoms?: Yeah, I do, but more never hurts.
For all the fuckers who say "Pics or it didn't happen":
Laptop webcams suck =[
