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My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:05:18 Reply

...in computers.
She deleted every GOOD browser we have and hates Firefox.
She once grounded me from using Firefox.

ZOMG BROWSER RACISMS!

Also,she says that when I even look at important files,it scares her.
She also takes me for a computer idiot and she also knows nothing about computers and when she cant use it write,she blames me for screwing it up.
But,that's not all.
One day my Mom was cleaning out our computer.
Deleting some files to make it run faster.
"What are you doing?"
"Cleaning out the computer. Do you need this game? etc."
"Whoa,don't go in that folder."
"This is huge! Why did you download this?"
"Er..."
"It's huge. It must be whats making our computer run so slow. *clicks delete*"
"*walks away* God damnit."
I soon walked back in so I could see her reaction.
Because,you see...
...this supposed large file that made our computer run slow was called System32.
My mom then bought a new computer and bought me a laptop.

And so,Mom learned that she is a fucking idiot and an asshole who hates Firefox who should not delete System32. THE END.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:08:29 Reply

Swap "A" with "Fucking" in the title.


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:08:47 Reply

You know what you have to do.... Buy her a computers for idiots book.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:10:25 Reply

At 9/15/08 05:08 PM, Odyssic wrote: You know what you have to do.... Buy her a computers for idiots book.

Those books are expensive though.


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:13:01 Reply

Can't you just make your folders hidden? I'm not a kid anymore, so if my mom tried to delete anything of mine off this computer I would punch her in the throat.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:15:00 Reply

I figured she had gone into your porn folder or something.

Hopefully her and her computer knowledge doesn't find this thread in your history. = p


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:15:37 Reply

Parents have this built-in idea that because they're older than you, they're therefore wiser, and if they themselves don't know something, then their children by default must know even less than them.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:16:51 Reply

YEAH! AND A VENEREAL-DISEASE CARRYING WHORE!

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:18:52 Reply

So what your trying to say is by association your also a dumb ass?


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:22:54 Reply

Yes she is. So are you. You dont have to make a new paragraph every sentence.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:22:56 Reply

Oh God, stuff like this always happens and always pisses me the fuck off. Geez, I wish they did knew what they were talking about then putting shitty accusations.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:23:22 Reply

You should beat her in the face with a mallet until she understands.


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:23:44 Reply

I have my own laptop, so I don't have to worry about that crap.


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:50:15 Reply

At 9/15/08 05:05 PM, reviewer2 wrote: And so,Mom learned that she is a fucking idiot and an asshole who hates Firefox who should not delete System32. THE END.

How about you shut the fuck up and REINSTALL the fucking browser. She brought you a new computer, so who the hell cares. Stop calling your mother a moron because she actually has a social life and isn't on a computer 24/7 like you.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:53:02 Reply

bigger hole of eyes than paris hiltons ass


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:53:23 Reply

HAHAHA GIANTDOUCHE SAYS YOU CAN"T DELTE SYSTEM#@! 32!

Parents are laaaammmee and stuupiiddd!


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:53:42 Reply

Owlsey's mom no understande.


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 17:54:57 Reply

At 9/15/08 05:23 PM, Yamor wrote: I have my own laptop, so I don't have to worry about that crap.

I have my own desktop, and I'm 12.

I loooooove being treated awesomely.

I can't actually imagine why you're looking down here, but while you are...
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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 18:19:08 Reply

heh. My mum's the same way. Only she's not as much of an asshole about it. But she blames me for every computer inconvenience.


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 18:26:52 Reply

umm, get FF, and keep it in a hidden folder, and delete the shortcuts


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 18:31:46 Reply

At 9/15/08 05:08 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Swap "A" with "Fucking" in the title.

My mom is fucking a dumass? That doesn't make much sense!


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 18:31:47 Reply

Wow my mom is the exact same way. She hates FF for some reason and deleted all my stuff.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 18:35:55 Reply

People are too comftable with IE to try other browsers like FF, they will probably say its too complicated and IE is simpler and Firefox is not safe etc.
No wonder IE is still the most used browser around :(


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 18:48:00 Reply

she cant use it write,she blames me for screwing it up.

Oh dear...


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 18:55:04 Reply

hur hur you're all a bunch of hairy ball sacks. I got my own pc that I've recently upgraded to 4GB DDr2 RAM, Gainward bliss 8600 1gb Vmem, new keyboard and mouse. It's awesome to have you're own pc.

I also have a 18 character PW to be sure that no one in the family guesses the pw and I'm also admin :D

Sucks to ya'll btw

Oh also why don't you force them to pc lessons so they do not delete the sys 32 folder next time eh?


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 18:57:07 Reply

At 9/15/08 05:05 PM, reviewer2 wrote: ...this supposed large file that made our computer run slow was called System32.

I was expecting a porn video.


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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2008-09-15 18:59:43 Reply

At 9/15/08 05:15 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Parents have this built-in idea that because they're older than you, they're therefore wiser, and if they themselves don't know something, then their children by default must know even less than them.

DING DING DING!!!! exactly, my mom is the EXACT FUCKIN WAY.

Has no consept of memory, RAM, nothing, blamin shit on me whenever the computer slows down, gets annoying as hell.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2014-07-19 04:10:23 Reply

At 9/15/08 05:05 PM, reviewer2 wrote: ...in computers.
She deleted every GOOD browser we have and hates Firefox.
She once grounded me from using Firefox.
ZOMG BROWSER RACISMS!
Also,she says that when I even look at important files,it scares her.
She also takes me for a computer idiot and she also knows nothing about computers and when she cant use it write,she blames me for screwing it up.
But,that's not all.
One day my Mom was cleaning out our computer.
Deleting some files to make it run faster.
"What are you doing?"
"Cleaning out the computer. Do you need this game? etc."
"Whoa,don't go in that folder."
"This is huge! Why did you download this?"
"Er..."
"It's huge. It must be whats making our computer run so slow. *clicks delete*"
"*walks away* God damnit."
I soon walked back in so I could see her reaction.
Because,you see...
...this supposed large file that made our computer run slow was called System32.
My mom then bought a new computer and bought me a laptop.

And so,Mom learned that she is a fucking idiot and an asshole who hates Firefox who should not delete System32. THE END.

Dude I have the same problem. My mom deleted ALL my videos that I worked Hours on. Then she thinks it makes the computer faster by deleting shit. She is so fucking dumb I cant believe it...FUCK...I worked so hard on those videos...

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2014-07-19 04:34:31 Reply

At 7/19/14 04:10 AM, TheDeluxeMafia wrote: Dude I have the same problem. My mom deleted ALL my videos that I worked Hours on. Then she thinks it makes the computer faster by deleting shit. She is so fucking dumb I cant believe it...FUCK...I worked so hard on those videos...

Fucking seriously? This thread died in 2008.
You fucking searched for this, check the dates. I hope you check the date on your milk before you drink it at least.


I came, I saw, I wasn't impressed.

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Response to My mom is a fucking dumbass... 2014-07-19 04:52:47 Reply

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