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IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:06:17 Reply

Yesterday we had a dance in our school, it wasn't a big event but just a little dance after the game. I was with my group of friends and a girl that I really like came over and started dancing.

My friend walked up to me and said "Hey, let me ask her to dance for you" and of course I said "Fuck no". But then, guess what, the retard still does it, and ruins any chances I had from making a good first move on her. Not only that, we didn't even get to dance because thanks to my "Friend" things became awkward.


HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF
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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:07:45 Reply

you mean thanks to your own self things became awkward.


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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:07:46 Reply

At 9/13/08 12:06 PM, Fragment wrote: Yesterday we had a dance in our school

Nothing can get more faggotry than this.


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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:08:21 Reply

Get a guy to dance with him.

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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:08:44 Reply

Had you shown a pattern of being to shy to really talk to her?

He may have just been trying to break the ice with you two.


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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:09:28 Reply

Lol shut the fuck up. Don't blame your friend. Had you actually had the balls to go and talk to her yourself, that shit probably wouldn't have happened.


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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:12:49 Reply

gawd, i hate people like that...

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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:15:39 Reply

That's nothing. One time the hottest girl in school came up to me and only until later we realized SHE asked ME to dance but we just kept saying what because the music was so fucking loud.

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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:19:28 Reply

At 9/13/08 12:09 PM, Strength wrote: Lol shut the fuck up. Don't blame your friend. Had you actually had the balls to go and talk to her yourself, that shit probably wouldn't have happened.

I don't think I made myself clear enough.

I went to talk to her and maybe dance with her but things were awkward because word had spread and everyone was gawking at us expecting something. Had my friend not said anything then I could probably had made a move without making her feel like some test subject or something like that.


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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:25:37 Reply

I went to the gay club last night (for the lulz).

Bathrooms are never used for pissing/shitting there >:(

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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:42:29 Reply

Try again when youre alone.


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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:45:07 Reply

Should have did it yourself.


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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:53:00 Reply

Idiot. Now you have conversation material.

"Jee wizz, my friend is such a fucking dumbass, isn't he? Hahaha."
"Yeah, totally! What an ass. As if I would ever dance/date/make out with/dry hump/give a hj/bj with you!
"Heh... uuh.. eh... yeah. Err... Gotta go. Bye."

Wait... that didn't turn out that well for you either.

Guess you're fucked, bro. Find an uglier chick who's willing to settle for someone like you, I guess.

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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:53:12 Reply

Stupid idiot stupid idiot stupid idiot stupid!!!

tell ya friend I said that!
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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 12:59:16 Reply

I think that just means you're a sissy. Me I'm the dancing king.

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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 13:01:38 Reply

At 9/13/08 12:59 PM, AbsintheClock wrote: I think that just means you're a sissy. Me I'm the dancing king.

Dude, I think that's a bit illegal where your going with that. :P
Anyway, your still too young to date such an old man. You are the one on the right, right?


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Response to IRL Faggotry 2008-09-13 13:03:09 Reply

It ain't about the nasty, it's about the dance! And yes I am a little girl.


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