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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 00:31:39 Reply

We can stretch you out on one of those torture devices...you know tie you hands and feet and then turn the wheel to stretch your body.

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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 00:34:24 Reply

A possibility?

How to get taller?


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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 00:44:01 Reply

I am 6' 4'' it isn't all that great.


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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 00:45:38 Reply

Rub Ben-Gay all over your body, including your scrotum and penis.

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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 00:46:44 Reply

At 9/13/08 12:44 AM, Ziggy-Stardust wrote: I am 6' 4'' it isn't all that great.

Uh, that's like the perfect height for a male.


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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 00:48:07 Reply

At 9/13/08 12:34 AM, wtfyourface wrote: A possibility?

If only I had a foot fetish.

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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 00:50:31 Reply

Go Back in time and have parents with Slavic Genes.


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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 01:28:03 Reply

I heard that if you jump a lot you get taller :X

I dont think so... :P


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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 01:46:21 Reply

Orange Juice and vegetables.


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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 01:54:06 Reply

I don't know if there is a true scientific way to get taller. My advice is to do 15-30 minutes of stretching every morning, drink lots of milk, and hang out with Shaq.

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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 01:57:28 Reply

SLEEP.

Get a good amount of sleep, the recommended amount, I think its about nine hours of sleep. Why? Because you grow when you are asleep, that is if you are still growing.

See, coffee is said to stunt growth, only because it makes you awake and so you wouldn't fall asleep so soon and so you wouldn't grow as much.


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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 02:52:16 Reply

You can only look taller.

Like platform shoes or something, spiky hair.


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Response to How to get taller? 2008-09-13 02:58:13 Reply

At 9/13/08 12:46 AM, wtfyourface wrote:
At 9/13/08 12:44 AM, Ziggy-Stardust wrote: I am 6' 4'' it isn't all that great.
Uh, that's like the perfect height for a male.

actually...being tall kind of sucks these days. it's just starting to become the average height, but things aren't being changed to accommodate them (clothes, furniture, buildings...) i've got back and joint pain because i have to spend a lot of my time in positions i'm not suppose to be in.

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