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Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:24:01 Reply

I can't believe I have to get my balls checked, not that I'm inprepubescent or anything, but it's so uncomfortable!

Yeah, as if I'm gonna bust a nut running.

BTW, im in cross country

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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:25:35 Reply

That's what you get for using steroids...


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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:25:42 Reply

Yeah, I feel the same way. Especially when your doctor is a 70 year old man. They could have at least gotten a hot girl to do it...

Ugh.

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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:26:08 Reply

Sorry Bro.


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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:26:49 Reply

My physical was fun last year....

All they did was make me sign a paper..
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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:27:29 Reply

It's not that bad. I have a female doctor. You expect it to be great but it's really not a big deal. it's not like the pornos buddy. You don't walk in and she is wearing a red and white mini skirt with no bra.


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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:29:46 Reply

Ya mean the one where they make you cough? Yeah, it feels funny. But think of it like this. They're a doctor. They've seen thousands of testicles, breasts, and vaginas in their lives. It probably all looks the same now. And it'll prevent cancer and shit. So just chill. It's not that big of a deal.

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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:29:51 Reply

Just be glad you don't have to get HPV shots.

They hurt like a fucking bitch, Jesus Christ.


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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:30:40 Reply

the ball examine is fine for me, its the shots that I hate


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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:30:59 Reply

I hate running! HATE HATE HATE

I hate being checked for testicular cancer! HATE HATE HATE

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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:31:44 Reply

At 9/12/08 10:29 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: It probably all looks the same now. And it'll prevent cancer and shit. So just chill. It's not that big of a deal.

Plus you get a pulse massage-like that feels pretty relaxing...

But that's bad if you have a guy for a doctor...

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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:33:10 Reply

i have to get one so i can play football it sucks

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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:34:58 Reply

Doctors won't judge you for your tiny penis/balls.

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Response to Damn Physicals 2008-09-12 22:35:02 Reply

i was expecting this to get locked, like most of my threads :'(.

but the thing is, my doctor is like 40 or 50 and looks like a pedophile:O