Give yourself a nice butt pat!

[Elios]

You've earned it Newgrounds!

We have successfully destroyed the hopes and dreams of many amature flash artists!
We have driven away/acquired a population of noobs, nerds, virgins, and pokemon fans!
We have utterly destroyed and ridiculed countless people for making grammar errors!
We have pounded our rules, regulations, beliefs, fads and memes into the brains of many!
We have even made fun of every possible thing, from Jesus Christ to Kim Possible!

We are one tough community to deal with. And we have earned a reputation of being ruthless, rude, nasty, and utterly brilliant internet users! One does not simply "become" a Newgrounder, it is an earned title! We strike fear into the hearts of many! So, reward yourself, for dealing with such a brutal crowd of people! Hurrah!

[Kenshi]

Good job.

We have successfully made children cry.

[BrianEtrius]

Is it an ATHLETIC butt pat?

God I love those.

[jbown345]

quote from Dr. Phil...

"Give yourself a big, snuggly hug <33"

[Kitala]

the war is not yet over
for it can never be over

[Kenshi]

At 9/11/08 11:23 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Is it an ATHLETIC butt pat?

God I love those.

*Athletic butt pats BrianEtrius*
There you go, sport. *Kisses your helmet*

Lol.

[Elios]

At 9/11/08 11:23 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Is it an ATHLETIC butt pat?

God I love those.

Sure why not! We've done our job well, so give it a nice, soft, totally not that awkward, pat.

And give that butt on your sig a nice pat too.

[DungeonMasterClock]

Hurray!

My moral feels higher for some reason!

*Butt pat*

[BrianEtrius]

At 9/11/08 11:25 PM, Elios wrote:

Sure why not! We've done our job well, so give it a nice, soft, totally not that awkward, pat.

And give that butt on your sig a nice pat too.

Done. I love the football team and their so-called manly athletic butt slaps.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

How dare you speak like that to your Commanding Officer, Private!

although those statistics are quite impressive...

[Kenshi]

At 9/11/08 11:27 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 9/11/08 11:25 PM, Elios wrote:

Sure why not! We've done our job well, so give it a nice, soft, totally not that awkward, pat.

And give that butt on your sig a nice pat too.

Done. I love the football team and their so-called manly athletic butt slaps.

I just butt slapped you.

What more do you WANT!??!

[BrianEtrius]

At 9/11/08 11:30 PM, kenshi2 wrote:

I just butt slapped you.

What more do you WANT!??!

To be at the bottom of the dogpile?

[NeverHundred]

Wow... Aren't we getting a little to excited over here.

[Kenshi]

At 9/11/08 11:31 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 9/11/08 11:30 PM, kenshi2 wrote:

I just butt slapped you.

What more do you WANT!??!

To be at the bottom of the dogpile?

Grrowl.

Aight, Ngers, Dogpile.

But dont hurt me.
Or I'll make you suck me off.

[Elios]

At 9/11/08 11:32 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Wow... Aren't we getting a little to excited over here.

Damn right we are! We're fucking awesome!

Let's go break shit!

[MrVideogame]

where's my but patt?

*raises eye brow^

[BrianEtrius]

At 9/11/08 11:33 PM, kenshi2 wrote:

Grrowl.

Aight, Ngers, Dogpile.

But dont hurt me.
Or I'll make you suck me off.

Whops, I just fumbled the ball. Time to jump on top of it.....

[MrVideogame]

At 9/11/08 11:35 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

But dont hurt me.
Or I'll make you suck me off.

Whops, I just fumbled the ball. Time to jump on top of it.....

wow...

LMAO!

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 9/11/08 11:23 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Is it an ATHLETIC butt pat?

God I love those.

But you have to say, "no homo" afterward or else you're gay.

[Leo625]

In rugby we congratulate each other with a nice firm cock squeeze.

[theshadowwolf]

Yay, but suck. I'm too mellow about things.

[Heinrich]

Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers

Hey...
And here we are
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We've got to be the rulers of your world

[zyzy]

At 9/11/08 11:20 PM, Elios wrote: You've earned it Newgrounds!

We have successfully destroyed the hopes and dreams of many amature flash artists!

hahaha dreams? hopes?

We have driven away/acquired a population of noobs, nerds, virgins, and pokemon fans!

I've seen it tons of times :D

We have utterly destroyed and ridiculed countless people for making grammar errors!

Nobody ever corrected me, never ever ever

We have pounded our rules, regulations, beliefs, fads and memes into the brains of many!

I'm not so sure about the rules but everything else yeah

We have even made fun of every possible thing, from Jesus Christ to Kim Possible!

I agree everything that could be hated has been done to death

[gradenator]

I just felt the sensation of pride after reading your words. It was only a sensation, though.

[Tobias-Funke]

This... "butt pat" you speak of sounds quite enticing.

Perhaps one of you young lads could pat my buttocks.

I'm quite lonely and desperate for the touch of another human being.

[Heinrich]

At 9/11/08 11:52 PM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: No, we fucking don't intimidate shit. This place is a cesspool of retards on acid.

Ah don't be a negative Nellie and just look at the good things Newgrounds has to offer! If you don't look at the positives, nothing will appeal to you.

[BrianEtrius]

At 9/11/08 11:43 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 9/11/08 11:23 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Is it an ATHLETIC butt pat?

God I love those.

But you have to say, "no homo" afterward or else you're gay.

Why didn't anyone tell me this earlier?

[peyoteclock]

is penetration allowed?

[Elios]

At 9/12/08 12:09 AM, peyoteclock wrote: is penetration allowed?

Penetration of what...?

Sure! Why not!

[MexicanGun]

At 9/11/08 11:24 PM, Kitala wrote: the war is not yet over
for it can never be over

WE NEVER SURRENDER!
WE NEVER RETREAT!