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What would you use those powers for? That's been my dream for my whole life. anyways, I would use it to get any girl, get INFINITE cash in my paypal account, and have everything I've ever wanted.
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That would suck. There's a lot of people who say things like "fuck me..." or "holy shit..." just in everyday conversation. Metaphors would be permanently banned due to a lot of shit getting messed up.
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And I said, let there be cocks, and it was done.
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At 9/11/08 11:17 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: That would suck. There's a lot of people who say things like "fuck me..." or "holy shit..." just in everyday conversation. Metaphors would be permanently banned due to a lot of shit getting messed up.
then why don't you use your powers for like a controller that says metaphors for you?
you can have anything you want you know.
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At 9/11/08 11:17 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: That would suck. There's a lot of people who say things like "fuck me..." or "holy shit..." just in everyday conversation. Metaphors would be permanently banned due to a lot of shit getting messed up.
That is truth, my good friend.
Veritas est index sui et falsi. (Truth is the criterion of itself and the false.)
Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero. (Sieze the day; trust little in tomorrow.)
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You would hav to be incredibly desciptive to get what you actually wanted, and you could easily kill yourself or others by accident (i.e. goddammit)
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I'd say "I'm smart, rich, and I can smite my enemies."
I am gay.
WUT MAKES ME A BAD DEMOMAN?! Well... Fuck...
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OK Guys, this was actually an expirement. and now my friend owes me 20 bucks. I said everyone would abuse that kind of power....
including me.
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as long as you can limit what you say so that not everything comes true. I had have a guy and girl in the room right now for a shag. Oh and crap like lots of money and meds.
yer, I'm fucked up.
Yes, my name is shit.. I would change it if I could.
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At 9/11/08 11:23 PM, jcgurango wrote: OK Guys, this was actually an expirement. and now my friend owes me 20 bucks. I said everyone would abuse that kind of power....
including me.
I never said I would, give him back his 20
NAO
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Faking sickness to get out of work: "Yeah, I can't come in today, I'm feeling really si-BLARARRGAGH"
I'll pass on this power.
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Bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes. Although sometimes I say something will happen, and it does magically. I'm not saying I have Godlike powers to control the fragile particles of time, space, and the universe or anything, but still.
also, i'm really good at telling time to the minute off the top of my head.
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At 9/11/08 11:23 PM, jcgurango wrote: OK Guys, this was actually an expirement. and now my friend owes me 20 bucks. I said everyone would abuse that kind of power....
wow your friend is a dumb fuck. Of course people would abuse it, everyone in power does.
Yes, my name is shit.. I would change it if I could.
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I would have a googol dollers, Every annoying celebrity would be dead, everyone on Earth would love me, and I would have a 40-inch penis. :)
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At 9/11/08 11:34 PM, AustinJ2000 wrote: I would have a 40-inch penis. :)
*wish comes true* *whistles* ...he must be a hundred feet tall *waves hand*
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kill everyone but me and turn the world into an sexual amusement park
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At 9/11/08 11:17 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: That would suck. There's a lot of people who say things like "fuck me..." or "holy shit..." just in everyday conversation. Metaphors would be permanently banned due to a lot of shit getting messed up.
That's an interesting point. I never thought of it that way...
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At 9/11/08 11:43 PM, MsiScars2780 wrote: I'd fuck girls.
A lot.
lol at the angy faic.
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION!
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I'd make all the old people get cancer.
yes, even your grandfather.
Dimethyltryptamine
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I'd be so mad with power, the universe will explode.
Period.
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I'd keep my mouth shut.
No need to mess with the fabric of reality.
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At 9/11/08 11:42 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:At 9/11/08 11:17 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: That would suck. There's a lot of people who say things like "fuck me..." or "holy shit..." just in everyday conversation. Metaphors would be permanently banned due to a lot of shit getting messed up.That's an interesting point. I never thought of it that way...
lol, Chicken Soup for the Soul would be kinda funny to watch. "This book is" *splorp* "Chicke... Im a Re-" *Retard*
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At 9/11/08 11:17 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: That would suck. There's a lot of people who say things like "fuck me..." or "holy shit..." just in everyday conversation. Metaphors would be permanently banned due to a lot of shit getting messed up.
But.. he specifically said "you," not everyone. So, you can't exactly say that. There'd be way to many conflicts if even two people had this same power.
If I had such a power... Wow.. it only just now hit me how awesome such a thing would be... No where near as awesome as I am, but still, it's awesome.
I'd do everything by doing absolutly nothing. You get the idea. So, I wont explain it because the list would be too long. Anything I want done, and anything I want to happen will just happen. First off, I'd make sure no one could consequence me for anything. Then I'd go along doing whatever I want.
I wouldn't use it for any evil purposes because there's no point.
Why would you wish for money when you can get whatever you want by saying it?
Not gonna do that and have to turn around and pay for it too.
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You know, having everything you ever wanted would kinda suck. It's like playing a video game with cheats. It might be fun to start with, but before soon you'll become a lazy assed biatch, who's bored of life.
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At 9/12/08 04:33 AM, Patonki wrote: You know, having everything you ever wanted would kinda suck. It's like playing a video game with cheats. It might be fun to start with, but before soon you'll become a lazy assed biatch, who's bored of life.
Yeah, but unlike the games, if that did happen.. All it would take is a simple reverse.
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it be good if you could switch this power on and off
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As a side note, that's pretty much how it is already. Self-talk has an enormous effect on our subconscious and in turn, our behavior.
But if you don't wanna go full nerd about it, then I'll stuff along the line of "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
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At 9/12/08 04:36 AM, maximuspower wrote: it be good if you could switch this power on and off
Just tell yourself it only works when you want it to. That way, you'll never have to worry about screwing something up. And if you did screw something up, you could always fix it as long as you weren't dumb enough to make yourself a mute.
You guys have no imagination..



