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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 02:36:11 Reply

gotta burn some weight first brother, so the pushup will be easier to do. as you weigh more they become exponentially more difficult. also, keep doing 1 every day, and you'll eventually be able to do 2.

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 02:36:52 Reply

At 9/11/08 02:36 AM, DanPaladin wrote: gotta burn some weight first brother, so the pushup will be easier to do. as you weigh more they become exponentially more difficult. also, keep doing 1 every day, and you'll eventually be able to do 2.

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 02:38:33 Reply

At 9/11/08 02:36 AM, DanPaladin wrote: gotta burn some weight first brother, so the pushup will be easier to do. as you weigh more they become exponentially more difficult. also, keep doing 1 every day, and you'll eventually be able to do 2.

the most i can do is 15 push ups without stopping

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 02:39:10 Reply

At 9/11/08 02:36 AM, DanPaladin wrote: gotta burn some weight first brother, so the pushup will be easier to do. as you weigh more they become exponentially more difficult. also, keep doing 1 every day, and you'll eventually be able to do 2.

Dan, he's talking about pullups =p.


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 03:14:20 Reply

Put balloons in your pants


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 05:09:59 Reply

You can't to a pull up because of 2 reasons:
1) You're fat. Seriously now, all that extra fat means a lot cause you arms have to lift up extra weight. So get thinner, run/swim or something.
2) You upper body muscles are probably way below average, I'm at this conclusion because people who are fat generally do long hours on their computers and 0 exercise ipso facto, 0 muscles.
Combining the above two it is very clear that your journey to 1 pull up will be though, my recommendations:
Do lots of push up!
Do lots of sit ups/crunches!
Lose weight by running/swimming!
Don't eat fatty foods, AT ALL!
Be a vegetarian every week or so but take meat every 7 days or so.
Before you know it you will be doing 10 pull ups.

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 06:03:34 Reply

At 9/10/08 11:18 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Serves you right. That's what happens when you spend your days on the computer eating junk food and never go outside. I hope you learned your lesson.

Thats a really helpful comment. Theres only thing you can do! Get your fucking fat ass out of your room and get outside godamnit! Its as simple as that. Youre the only one who can make it better for yourself.


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 06:17:23 Reply

Here try this,

tryrunning for a bit each day, until you can d pull-ups, then you can do both, and maybe some push ups too.


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 06:48:59 Reply

I can;t do a pull up either! But it's because my arms are too weak!

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 07:36:30 Reply

At 9/10/08 11:23 PM, cHunter wrote: Try doing sets of push ups on a regular basis. Push ups are much easier than pull ups so you should be able to do at least a couple. For awhile I was doing a set of 35 push ups during every commercial break while watching TV. During that period I was the healthiest/fittest I had ever been in my life. You probably can't do 35 now, but keep at it. Over time you will become better.

Wow only 35 in 5 mins?
I can do just under 70 in 2 mins. ;)

Anyway just do what he said anyway. Even if you only do 1 more than what you did before, it's an improvement.


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 08:08:58 Reply

You can't even do one pull up? I suppose it would be pointless asking you if you've ever eaten or even heard of salad then?

Anyway, seeing as you're a self confessed fatty (and I'm in a slighty childish mood) I thought this picture I found on the internet would be quite appropiate.

I'm sure everyone will agree, right?

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 08:30:58 Reply

fap, it works your arm muscles. Good luck out there :D


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 17:54:05 Reply

At 9/11/08 08:30 AM, Whermacht wrote: fap, it works your arm muscles. Good luck out there :D

i been doin that since i was 10 and it doesnt help!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 17:55:49 Reply

Go for a run every morning, helps you in every physical way.

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 17:55:52 Reply

I want just the best way to work on the muscles you use when you do a pullup.

Thats what she said


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 17:58:12 Reply

At 9/11/08 05:55 PM, Zetvirus55 wrote:
I want just the best way to work on the muscles you use when you do a pullup.
Thats what she said

... No.

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 18:00:27 Reply

You should work more on losing weight before you gain muscle, so you can lift yourself easier first.

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 18:01:51 Reply

hahaha you fat noooberz omgz fatass!


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 18:07:32 Reply

At 9/11/08 05:09 AM, AnalogStick wrote: You can't to a pull up because of 2 reasons:
1) You're fat. Seriously now, all that extra fat means a lot cause you arms have to lift up extra weight. So get thinner, run/swim or something.
2) You upper body muscles are probably way below average, I'm at this conclusion because people who are fat generally do long hours on their computers and 0 exercise ipso facto, 0 muscles.
Combining the above two it is very clear that your journey to 1 pull up will be though, my recommendations:
Do lots of push up!
Do lots of sit ups/crunches!
Lose weight by running/swimming!
Don't eat fatty foods, AT ALL!
Be a vegetarian every week or so but take meat every 7 days or so.
Before you know it you will be doing 10 pull ups.

i have a decent amount of upper body strength and im also not eating any meat and i havent eaten meat for over 6 years............................

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 18:08:06 Reply

Do something about it fatty.


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 18:09:33 Reply

At 9/11/08 06:01 PM, MissingNYC wrote: hahaha you fat noooberz omgz fatass!

HELLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ yeah

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 18:25:45 Reply

I couldn't do a pull up this time last year, then I started working out after school for just an hour pretty much every day except I took off all summer because I had a cast.
It doesn't have to be really heavy weights, you just have to be diligent and be patient enough to wait for results. Now I can do about 10, I think that's ok for a girl :P

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 18:27:18 Reply

Go outside and play some baseball with your pals, stop sitting around a computer screen all day.


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 19:18:04 Reply

At 9/11/08 06:08 PM, ZombieKangaroo wrote: Do something about it fatty.

I think he already knows that much dumbass.

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 19:28:06 Reply

I started reading halfway down page 1 of this topic when I realized...

Wtf am I doing reading a topic about a fatass who cant do a pull up!?


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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 19:46:04 Reply

At 9/11/08 06:27 PM, Yamor wrote: Go outside and play some baseball with your pals, stop sitting around a computer screen all day.

i have been playing baseball for the last 8 years from spring to winter and it just ended :(

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 20:24:07 Reply

At 9/11/08 07:46 PM, shityhead wrote:
At 9/11/08 06:27 PM, Yamor wrote: Go outside and play some baseball with your pals, stop sitting around a computer screen all day.
i have been playing baseball for the last 8 years from spring to winter and it just ended :(

I bet you were outta breath B4 u reached 1st base!

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-11 20:29:33 Reply

At 9/11/08 08:24 PM, darknessdweller wrote:
At 9/11/08 07:46 PM, shityhead wrote:
At 9/11/08 06:27 PM, Yamor wrote: Go outside and play some baseball with your pals, stop sitting around a computer screen all day.
i have been playing baseball for the last 8 years from spring to winter and it just ended :(
I bet you were outta breath B4 u reached 1st base!

i was the best hitter every year and i jogged because it usually went over the fence (340 ft) or at least very close

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-12 15:22:56 Reply

At 9/11/08 08:29 PM, shityhead wrote:
At 9/11/08 08:24 PM, darknessdweller wrote: I bet you were outta breath B4 u reached 1st base!
i was the best hitter every year and i jogged because it usually went over the fence (340 ft) or at least very close

Oh I see! Well, whats ur weight n' height? If I can know that much, I can figure out if u really are fat!

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Response to can't do pull up 2008-09-12 15:25:02 Reply

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At 9/10/08 11:20 PM, LOLALT wrote: You pussy
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