can't do pull up

[shityhead]

So, NG i am a really fat lazy kid and i honestly cant do pull ups. I want just the best way to work on the muscles you use when doing a pull up. And i cant do 1 at all, so just practicing it woulnt work. I need to be able to do these in a week wich i know i woulnt be able to do but it would be good to be able to do 1 at all soon.

heres my prediction on the responses: 97% "hahaha you fat noooberz omgz fatass!" 2% "wow you should kill yourself" 1% (helpful comment)

[BFK]

(helpful comment)

[NeverHundred]

Serves you right. That's what happens when you spend your days on the computer eating junk food and never go outside. I hope you learned your lesson.

[BFK]

but seriously just keep at it and you'll find yourself able to do more and more

[jbown345]

eat potatoes, the exercise. complex carbs are REALLY good for you when you work them out

[LOLALT]

You pussy

[LOLALT]

At 9/10/08 11:20 PM, LOLALT wrote: You pussy

cat

[shityhead]

At 9/10/08 11:18 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: (helpful comment)

holy crap that was helpful!

[4Doctodragon]

You should consider buying some creatiene, makes your muscles better for this kinda shit.

[shityhead]

At 9/10/08 11:21 PM, LOLALT wrote:

At 9/10/08 11:20 PM, LOLALT wrote: You pussy

cat

dog?

[cHunter]

Try doing sets of push ups on a regular basis. Push ups are much easier than pull ups so you should be able to do at least a couple. For awhile I was doing a set of 35 push ups during every commercial break while watching TV. During that period I was the healthiest/fittest I had ever been in my life. You probably can't do 35 now, but keep at it. Over time you will become better.

[NeverHundred]

You might as well just give up on the whole exercise thing. It's a waste of time really. You know that in twelve months you'll be back to slothing around eating pudding pops and cheetos or whatever it is you over weight types do.

[Darkness-Platinum]

At 9/10/08 11:22 PM, shityhead wrote:

At 9/10/08 11:18 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: (helpful comment)

holy crap that was helpful!

okay time for some classic NG shit.

OMGZ!!!! you noob so fat can't do pull up, LAWL you r 08 and T3H Noob

I hate you Newgrounds.

[jbown345]

alot of people arent fat but still cant do pull ups. don't worry

[LOLALT]

At 9/10/08 11:23 PM, shityhead wrote:

At 9/10/08 11:21 PM, LOLALT wrote:

At 9/10/08 11:20 PM, LOLALT wrote: You pussy

cat

dog?

Duck
Duck
Duck
Duck

GOOSE

[shityhead]

At 9/10/08 11:23 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: You should consider buying some creatiene, makes your muscles better for this kinda shit.

(dam teenager mind).....Whats Creatiene?

[Dragoonwing]

Seein how you can even do a simple pull up I suggest you have a friend get you back into shape. Honestly man not being able to do a pull up? That's sadder the being incapable of doing a push up.

[PennyPigtails]

use a bar closer to the ground..

[Darkness-Platinum]

At 9/10/08 11:25 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: use a bar closer to the ground..

That is a win

High five.

[4Doctodragon]

At 9/10/08 11:25 PM, shityhead wrote: (dam teenager mind).....Whats Creatiene?

It's like caffeine, mild stimulant. Makes you working out and physical excessive a lot easier and like caffeine you'll shed pounds with amount of energy you're burning.

Go check it out, give it a shot.

[NeverHundred]

try using a bar that is on the ground... hmmm. Thatwould probably prove even more difficult I guess. Oh well you'll figure it out.

[BlackPlastic]

Although I really don't see how it's possible to not be able to do one, just try doing push ups regularly until you can.

[mechapilot58th]

Go join the Army. We will get a Drill to Motivate your fatbody.

[NeverHundred]

haha, sorry... I imagined a power drill. Why the hell is my alignment light anyway? whatever...

[PennyPigtails]

At 9/10/08 11:26 PM, Darkness-Platinum wrote:

At 9/10/08 11:25 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: use a bar closer to the ground..

That is a win

High five.

*high fives

[thisisL]

hahaha you fat noooberz omgz fatass!

By the way, you should kill yourself

[NeverHundred]

At 9/10/08 11:47 PM, thisisL wrote: hahaha you fat noooberz omgz fatass!

By the way, you should kill yourself

Now that is absolutely uncalled for! We don't tolerate that kind of honesty here.

[Lagatag]

Start off with pushups, just do whatever you can. Slowly work your way up. Eventually when you can do maybe 20 or so pushups you should be able to do several pullups.

[shityhead]

At 9/10/08 11:51 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 9/10/08 11:47 PM, thisisL wrote: hahaha you fat noooberz omgz fatass!

By the way, you should kill yourself

Now that is absolutely uncalled for! We don't tolerate that kind of honesty here.

both of u can fuck off...and by the way thisisL your mom likes my jelly roles when we fuck

[cuppacookies]

lol dw not EVERY1 can do pull ups...work on it