There's benifits to being obese

[vannila-guerilla]

For example, when your in the shower, you got your own boobies to play with, and makes those lonely nights just a little less lonely. Why, you're watching porn and it's more interactive, because when the guy reacehes out to grab the girls boob you can grab yours and play make believe. Also, you're always the life of the party, for some reason, you can make that Hawaiin shirt with flip flops not look gay, isn't that awesome. Am I missing something?

[MsiScars2780]

I don't see anything good about being so fat you can't see your own dick.

[Cordyceps]

And you could avoid the death sentence.

[4Doctodragon]

That's interesting, you should write a book.

heart attacks
cant walk a mile or even jog
wont fit in chairs
cant get laid
funniness?
everyone hates you lol
your shaped like a doughnut
you half to make fun of your self to feel better

[jbown345]

are you fat?

[Urban-Champion]

At 9/10/08 10:35 PM, DgsGaming wrote: Be that as it may, the disadvantages surely outweigh the benefits.

Amen, brother.

Ugh, I just saw a unfunny joke in your comment. I don't know if it was on purpose

[Brick-top]

And fat people are harder to kidnap.

[Homosecksual]

At 9/10/08 10:41 PM, DgsGaming wrote:

At 9/10/08 10:40 PM, Brick-top wrote: And fat people are harder to kidnap.

But more fun to rape.

Oh so true!

[Kolohe]

You didn't mention the tax benefits of being obese.

Obesity increases your chances of heart disease and lowers your life expectancy. You'll die sooner and therefore pay less money in taxes over your lifetime. Think of the savings!!

Oh, that's a great plan, man. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.

[NekoMika]

But your still going to get heart attacks

[vannila-guerilla]

At 9/10/08 10:36 PM, jbown345 wrote: are you fat?

Have you seen my pics? I'm scrawny lad

[NeverHundred]

Your own boobies to play with. Sounds like some one is a little too lonely to me.

[TailsPrower]

Fat floats on water. Therefore, fat people are actually able to float on water better than someone who's in shape. At least fat people have a plan B when they're stranded in the ocean. Or should I say plan oBese! LOLOLOLOLOL

[SKS]

Idk iv'e got these weird balls of fat under my dick, are those boobies?

[Hellian00]

Meh. I'd rather not be unhealthy and repulsive.

[PennyPigtails]

That's so sexy.

[LOLALT]

fat guy boobs are not as sexy as girl boobs.

[Chumbawamba]

At 9/10/08 10:41 PM, DgsGaming wrote:

At 9/10/08 10:40 PM, Brick-top wrote: And fat people are harder to kidnap.

But more fun to rape.

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SQUEEEEEAL LIKE A PIGGY.

[gunner-564]

it has it benifits and disadvatinges.
you can bash through people in crowed places if you dont mide every body call ing you a dick for
bashing into everyone.
like thsi on kid at me school he bashinto people he even nock over girls to the ground
that dick.

[Samen]

At 9/10/08 10:35 PM, MsiScars2780 wrote: I don't see anything good about being so fat you can't see your own dick.

It's not like it's fun to look at in the first place.

[thisisL]

Shut up and go on a diet, fatty.

[ngfan14]

Benefits to being obese? Fucking lies. Since I'm not obese, I can just get a girlfriend and play with some real boobs.

[putzpie]

You didn't mention the part where if you're not obese you don't have to play "make believe", and you can play with real tits.

[putzpie]

At 9/10/08 11:34 PM, ngfan14 wrote: Benefits to being obese? Fucking lies. Since I'm not obese, I can just get a girlfriend and play with some real boobs.

God dammit, why did you have to beat me to it. Now I look like a fuck up.

thanks a lot D:

[BlackPlastic]

Well people masturbate for the most part just to orgasm, not "play make believe". What you were saying would just kind of be pathetic.

[Inquizitor]

More body mass means your heart has to work harder, which can increase your risk of a heart attack.

[NeverHundred]

This is the second fatty post up here tonight! I can't make fun of two fat kids at once. It's not FAIR why doesn't anyone think of MY needs, because I have to make fun of people too you know.

[DevourerJay]

At 9/10/08 10:33 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: you got your own boobies to play with

lol... really? lol thats funny

[Bovineoverlord]

At 9/10/08 11:34 PM, ngfan14 wrote: Benefits to being obese? Fucking lies. Since I'm not obese, I can just get a girlfriend and play with some real boobs.

What about getting a fat girlfriend and playing with her boobs?