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Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:04:57 Reply

I got some problems in my new school. I take the bus to school every morning, and there are 2 girls who are fucking obsessed with me or some shit. Every morning and after school they try to get me to sit next to one of them (They're both friends) and when I don't they sit near me and talk about me as if I couldn't hear them.

1 is asian and shocking tall.
The other one is black an unattractive.

And then at school, there is another girl who is obsessed with me. A white girl, who is fat (Not horribly fat, but fat enough to be called fat.) She keeps trying to find me or talk to me when she finds me. The 2nd day of school she asked for my number, being the nice guy that I am I gave it to her. Now she keeps texting me and it's pretty fucking annoying. By the end of the first week she somehow got my myspace... (Yes I have a myspace, because unlike you guys I have friends.) And won't stop commenting me about some dumb shit.

So newgrounds... What do I do?

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:06:33 Reply

Oh god, help me, I'm plauged by women who want to fuck me...


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:06:41 Reply

I think that you should tell them off like the evil guy that you "aren't."

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:07:12 Reply

Use the chance while you still have it.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:09:03 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:04 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: Yes I have a myspace, because unlike you guys I have friends.)

So newgrounds... What do I do?

Lmao, I fail to see how you have any friends when you don't even know how to be polite when you're asking for help.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:09:49 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:04 PM, AwesomeRific wrote:
1 is asian and shocking tall.

perfect gf for yoshi77777.

The other one is black an unattractive.

Ew!


And then at school, there is another girl who is obsessed with me. A white girl, who is fat (Not horribly fat, but fat enough to be called fat.)

Oooh, I like the sound of that!

So newgrounds... What do I do?

Tell the asian girl to meet you by your locker so you can meet after school.
Tell the black girl to FUCK OFF!
Tell the white girl she's sexy! Then run liek hell.

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:10:25 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:09 PM, Anko wrote:
At 9/10/08 05:04 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: Yes I have a myspace, because unlike you guys I have friends.)

So newgrounds... What do I do?
Lmao, I fail to see how you have any friends when you don't even know how to be polite when you're asking for help.

I don't have to be polite to faggots on the internet.

Also, they're all pretty ugly, so fucking them is out of the question.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:13:28 Reply

ALSO, they all like ANIME.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:15:17 Reply

Set a trap in a location of your choice and tell them all to meet you there for a kiss.

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:15:23 Reply

My vote goes to "Ditch the other 2, bang the asian"


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:16:15 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:13 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: ALSO, they all like ANIME.

And you have Myspace.

You all fail enough for each other.

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:16:44 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:13 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: ALSO, they all like ANIME.

End of the fucking world.

Different people have different interests you cunt. Grow the fuck up.

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:17:20 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:16 PM, RockinPunk wrote:
At 9/10/08 05:13 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: ALSO, they all like ANIME.
End of the fucking world.

Different people have different interests you cunt. Grow the fuck up.

Thanks for the info.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:17:23 Reply

I guess it's time you set your standards a bit lower.

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:18:20 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:17 PM, JaY11 wrote: I guess it's time you set your standards a bit lower.

Exactly, you aren't a hunk. Probably just a little 13 year old making this up so you can feel better about yourself.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:18:25 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:17 PM, JaY11 wrote: I guess it's time you set your standards a bit lower.

Why? It's not like I've never had a nice looking girlfriend.

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:18:26 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:17 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: Thanks for the info.

How about you stop being a clever cunt? If you call us faggots, you think we're gonna help you?

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:18:53 Reply

Solution: Ride a subway in Philly, become ugly.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:20:03 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:18 PM, RockinPunk wrote:
At 9/10/08 05:17 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: Thanks for the info.
How about you stop being a clever cunt? If you call us faggots, you think we're gonna help you?

Yes.

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:23:32 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:18 PM, RockinPunk wrote:
At 9/10/08 05:17 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: Thanks for the info.
How about you stop being a clever cunt? If you call us faggots, you think we're gonna help you?

Also, I never called you a faggot, so stop being an asshole.

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:25:57 Reply

how do you get the arm thing upgraded you know , im holding a gay lolly pop ,so how do i get to where its an arm with like spikes on it

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:26:11 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:23 PM, Awsome-Rific wrote: Also, I never called you a faggot, so stop being an asshole.

No, of course not.

At 9/10/08 05:10 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: I don't have to be polite to faggots on the internet.
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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:26:31 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:25 PM, Jeffgktkgp wrote: how do you get the arm thing upgraded you know , im holding a gay lolly pop ,so how do i get to where its an arm with like spikes on it

Vote on the portal everyday.

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:28:58 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:26 PM, RockinPunk wrote:
At 9/10/08 05:23 PM, Awsome-Rific wrote: Also, I never called you a faggot, so stop being an asshole.
No, of course not.

At 9/10/08 05:10 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: I don't have to be polite to faggots on the internet.

And where in that sentence do you see your username? Way to prove yourself to be not only an asshole, but an idiot.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:31:41 Reply

you really need help if your asking newgrounds


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:32:46 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:28 PM, Woodnote wrote: And where in that sentence do you see your username? Way to prove yourself to be not only an asshole, but an idiot.

Who are you and why are you are getting involved?

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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:35:09 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:32 PM, RockinPunk wrote:
At 9/10/08 05:28 PM, Woodnote wrote: And where in that sentence do you see your username? Way to prove yourself to be not only an asshole, but an idiot.
Who are you and why are you are getting involved?

Who are you and why did you piss on my thread?


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:35:53 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:32 PM, RockinPunk wrote:
At 9/10/08 05:28 PM, Woodnote wrote: And where in that sentence do you see your username? Way to prove yourself to be not only an asshole, but an idiot.
Who are you and why are you are getting involved?

I'm your father.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:36:03 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:28 PM, Woodnote wrote:
At 9/10/08 05:10 PM, AwesomeRific wrote: I don't have to be polite to faggots on the internet.
And where in that sentence do you see your username? Way to prove yourself to be not only an asshole, but an idiot.

Okay, kiddo. We are on the internet. He is not being polite to us. We are all in this thread.

Basically he just called ALL of us faggots. Its funny how you've been here for months and haven't learn A THING about reading before you post.

That shit don't fly here.


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Response to Ok, I need some help. 2008-09-10 17:40:30 Reply

At 9/10/08 05:36 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote:.


Okay, kiddo. We are on the internet. He is not being polite to us. We are all in this thread.

Basically he just called ALL of us faggots. Its funny how you've been here for months and haven't learn A THING about reading before you post.

That shit don't fly here.

I didn't call all of you faggots, get shit straight. I called Anko a faggot. It was also just a joke.

Also, how do you go around calling me a 13 year old loser?

Age/Gender: 13, Female
Location: New York


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