5-Hour Energy Commercials

[ChaosBeam21]

Why do they act like Red Bull and Monster make you so hyper that you do a jig in the office, and jitter you fingers and you the faster person on Earth. And then after, OH NO! You fall asleep in the most ridiculous pose ever. I have dranken Monster before, only time I ever got jittery is when I drank the one with the twist cap (2nd smallest) in 5 minutes.

$20 says that 5-hour energy fails.

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[ThadsPark]

I've never tried 5 hour energy, but the commercials do kinda exaggerate other energy drinks bad effects. I don't get "short jittery bursts from other energy drinks."

[Ryan]

Much better energy drink.

[ChaosBeam21]

At 9/10/08 01:21 AM, ThadsPark wrote: I've never tried 5 hour energy, but the commercials do kinda exaggerate other energy drinks bad effects. I don't get "short jittery bursts from other energy drinks."

EXACTLY! I did try 5-hour energy, it tastes like shit, and I was so fucking jittery that I was typing 108 words a minute. I solved my Rubiks cube in 50 seconds. I was a fucking bullet.

[cast]

OP was gooned on Red bull while he typed this thread out.

[36Holla]

Funny thing my friend told me. If you drink enough of those 5 hour energy drinks, your skin can turn orange. Imagine being like Arnold in that one episode from The Magic School Bus.

[americanidiot2f]

I think 5-hour energy isn't meant for drinking it regularly so you can fulfill your taste buds, its meant to make you alert and awake.

But yes, sometimes energy drinks do make me crash, sometimes they actually make have insomnia throughout the night. Sometimes they don't do much, or make me feel like I'm going fast. Depends.

[TimeforplanB]

At 9/10/08 01:33 AM, cast wrote: OP was gooned on Red bull while he typed this thread out.

Have you ever noticed red bull looks sort of like piss or beer?

[Darkness-Platinum]

you have 24-hour energy with giant shaft

[EvilerBowser1001]

Keep in mind, it's not meant to be drunk for pleasure, but like those stay awake pills that truckers buy.
Do pills ever taste?
Not ever since they stopped being shaped of Flintstones.

[ThadsPark]

At 9/10/08 02:00 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: but like those stay awake pills that truckers buy.

speed?

[Dookiemaister]

mmmm......

[cHunter]

At 9/10/08 01:21 AM, Ryan wrote: Much better energy drink.

I think you might enjoy this energy drink a bit as well.

[zyzy]

i have a cocaine in my fridge

[Theslav]

Energy drinks rarely give me "energy".

Usually they just make me extremely cold...

[ChaosBeam21]

Well I just went out and tried Crunk... I am twitching

[Aliensandwich]

"OMG U TOTALLY WONT CRASH FROM THIS SHIT!!!111"

By the way, that shit is disgusting.

It tastes like cough syrup....

[darknessdweller]

At 9/10/08 01:21 AM, Ryan wrote: Much better energy drink.

It sure is! That drink rocks!

[nataSNoose]

Try drinking the whole bottle of 5 hour while drivin in a freeway.
it made my tunnel vision go away but really freaked me out.
my father almost killd us on thatshit .Dont try it.
5 minutes after my dad almost crashed,we saw this ferarri fliped over by a messed up truck.

5 hour energy=death
FTL fo shizzle

[thisisL]

I did have a bunch of caffinated stuff once, and I crashed on the floor in front of my stairs for about an hour. But I die inside whenever I watch that commercial. They say that 200 calories is going to turn you into such a fat fuck your buttons will pop off your damn shirt. I hate commercials with flaws.

Commercials with flaws appear at least once every commercial break.

[jbown345]

yeah. like you would fall asleep on an energrydrink.

5HourEnergy = FAIL x 1000!

[MonkeyShooter]

I find 5 hour energy to work great when I'm at work.

[ZachMM]

Actually 5 hour energy works. I have seen it used before. I hear it tastes absolutely awful though.

[mushroomn]

all energy drinks are a bunch of sugar designed to make yong nerdy kids think their cool by drinking it, they taste like shit

[4Doctodragon]

At 9/10/08 02:03 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: mmmm......

Sad thing is, with the amount of caffeine in there it should be illegal.

[JKMonkey]

I tried 5 hour energy and it sucks, it tastes like shit and made me so jittery that i couldnt hold a pen

[gunner-564]

At 9/10/08 02:03 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: mmmm......

iv heard that shit must be good huh?

[goldblade1]

I should take mabye ten of those at once and hold still as long as possible

[NeverHundred]

I would never put that shit in my system... It's sick, it's wrong, and it will take years off you're life. Now least go get wasted and stoned, anyone up for it?

[Elroy]

At 9/10/08 01:21 AM, Ryan wrote: Much better energy drink.

A better better energy drink.