My idiot friend Dan forced me to start this topic. He insists on the exsistance on pirate-ninjas even though such a retarded concept could never exsist. Let's be honest for a second: I don't think either of us really cares about this all that much. This is just characteristic of our relationship. Between the petty arguments and the name-calling, this is just our way of saying "Hey bro, I care about you man", but since we're psychotic people who adhere to childish scruples this is how we display our affection for each other.
And another point, the japanese, historically, extremely xenophobic and self-reliant. The only way they would go out to sea is to fish or maybe trade (although chances are slim), and that's beside the point: ninjitsu is a secret artform passed down only to a chosen few. In those times, there would be no way it would exsist outside of Japan.
But he wanted me to ask the newgrounds regulars, and frankly, to let this arguement die would be to let the friendship die. So please; Are pirate-ninjas bullshit? Yes or No?
