Public Bathroom pet peeves

[NemoX]

Ok, we all have things we hate about people's behaviours in our own bathrooms (for omen the cliche would be the toilet seat thing), but what happens when it's a public washroom?

in my case, most are not so much pet-peeves rather than annoying things, particulary where I attend for my electronics engineering program.

so let's start shall we?

- When people do not wash their hands...they either just walk out or merely grab some paer towel and dry clean their hands..seriously, fuck the germs, I couldn't careless, but I certainly don't want to shake your dry piss-covered hands.

- Likewise, for men: dude, dry the fucking seat if you sprayed. I don't want to seat on someone else's pee.

- auto flushing toilets: fuck, I don't mind stall doing this since a lot of people are to lazy to flush, so I aprove of it, but in the same fashion, people shouldn't be so lazy that they have to instal automatic flush on toilets. why? well, I can't even lean an inch forward to reach the toilet paper because the sensor thins I'm done and start flushing...it's very uncomfortable when you are sitting and ll of a sudden you ass get's sprayed with all the fucking water in the toilet, not to mention if you were having liquid shit tha also gets sprayed on your ass.

- automatic everything: I know it's for convenience, but seriously..automatic soap disenser as well? are we really that pathetic?

- Seinfield got it right: push-for-water-timed-stopped faucets suck

- Cheap toilet paper that breaks too easily when you are trying to draw more, yet it won't fucking rip when you pull form the dispenser. Likewie, I dunno if you guys have this anywhere, but some (not all, just some rabitrarily placed bathrooms) here don't even have toilet paper...they have instead a big stack of sheets...they are 1/2 the thickness of the already thing cheap toilet paper, that is 1/3 of a regular single sheet toilet paper you can use at home. And I do mean sheets, tey honestly look like fucking kleenex tissues. Do they really wan me to wipe my ass with that punny thing? maybe if I was a newborn, but it's a facility full of grown up people, we need more than that, don't be so fucking cheap!

- TV's in the toilets; this is mostly at malls. WTF, I want to take a piss or shit in peace, and you already bombrd me with publicity everywhere else, now on the fucking toilet too? FUCK YOU CONSUMER SOCIETY THAT ALLOWS THIS TO HAPPEN!

ok, I can't remember any more, your turn guys

/stupid simplistic because I'm hungry- rant

[Sensationalism]

Mine are the same other than the TV one because I've never encountered that. People not washing their hands is the worst.

I don't like it when they run out of paper towels so they put some cheap ones on top of the dispenser. Another thing I really hate is when bathrooms either don't have soap or just have a solid bar of soap. I want to wash my hands, not just rinse them with water.

[thirsty4]

i hate it when people watch me piss.

[NemoX]

At 9/9/08 02:19 PM, Sensationalism wrote: don't have soap or just have a solid bar of soap. I want to wash my hands, not just rinse them with water.

that reminds me of another one: foam soap

seriously, what is that shit, you need insane amounts just to feel like you are actualy putting SOMETHING on your hands. I mean, do you relly feel 2-3 squirts of all foam, mostly AIR is really cleaning your hands?

[bigjuicy]

The profanity written by 10 year olds on the wall

[Gooch]

I hate those times where you're pissing at a urinal, and there's like six or seven open urinals. Sure enough, another guy comes in and takes a piss right next to the one you're using. It's like a rule for me. Unless I have to necessarily piss right next to someone else, I'd like to skip one just so there's plenty of room and no uncomfortable awkwardness. I just hate the people that piss right next to you with open urinals a couple spaces away from you.

[Grind]

When my name is written on the wall and says I'm a skank =[

[NemoX]

At 9/9/08 02:30 PM, Gooch wrote: I just hate the people that piss right next to you with open urinals a couple spaces away from you.

lol, isn't that like part of the unwritten bathroom etiquette for men? respect the buffer stall, no talking no eye contact?

[yurgenburgen]

I had a cleaning job when I was seventeen that involved cleaning office toilets. You'd think that since these toilets were being used by staff members who work for the Halifax (building society company or some shit like that), that there'd be a bit of cleanliness and courtesy... there isn't. Among the myriad of disgusting finds were:

Urinals caked with freshly-trimmed pubic hair.
Piss all over the floor.
Shit smeared up and down toilet cubicles walls.
Period blood smeared across the womens' toilet seats.

And there was a time when my girlfriend (who also worked there at the time) caught a guy fapping in the mens' toilets TWICE in the same day. Same guy, twice.

[NemoX]

At 9/9/08 02:39 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

And there was a time when my girlfriend (who also worked there at the time) caught a guy fapping in the mens' toilets TWICE in the same day. Same guy, twice.

pft, amateur, I never get caught...I mean, I nwould never do that....

[jakabite]

I hate it when there's shit covered toilet rolls all over the walls. Yeh.

[Shreddy]

theres a massive problem to any shit related problems and I use it every day of my life

shit before you leave the house and then dont go in they daytime when your out and about

[Gunter45]

Don't fucking talk to me. I'm not your friend, this isn't a social situation, I'm taking a piss.

[Prinzy2]

Once in a long while you set tiny little seats that don't leave much room. So you dick is touching the forefront of the toilet. just imagine how many dicks and shit splatters have touched that area that your dick is touching right now.

[MaxxxPowerz]

Not fucking funny.

actually it's kinda like NG.

[MaxxxPowerz]

This used to be funny.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

I hate when the urinals are low to the ground. Really!
At my school, the urinals are a ridiculous 4 inches off of the floor. At that height, a midget would have to crouch to stay on target.

I'm not that tall of a guy, but the very top of the porclain urinal was at my belt buckle. And even though the urinals can flush, it doesn't work! There is always piss in them after a flush.

[PinballWizard976]

This one isn't about public bathrooms, but I hate it when I get up in the morning and go to the bathroom, half awake, and I see a bloody tampon in the toilet that didn't quite make it down. Like, come on. That's the last thing I wanna see in the morning.

[NemoX]

At 9/9/08 04:23 PM, MaxxxPowerz wrote: Not fucking funny.

actually it's kinda like NG.

lol, are you refering to the topic or to the bathroom graphitty that is always going to be there and somebody tried to be funny?

and i agree with the your dick touching the front part of the seat complaint...it's even more annoying when you have to take both a sit and a piss....I usually sit, take a shit and then the piss since I am already there, but if there is no room, how do you piss IN the bowl without a)spilling, b)standing up (I feel uncomfortable not wipping right away, that's my reason for not standing up)

[ironeagle233]

people who talk to me while im pissing i fucking hate and it makes me uncomfterble

[Prinzy2]

Also, I hate it when people smoke pot in the bathroom when I'm trying to take a shit.

[Deadly-Shadow]

I've always hated public washrooms, I only use them if I have to go extreamly bad.

[Puzzled]

i hate people who leave their turds floating

fucking annoys me

[ironeagle233]

i also hate people who make way too much noise when they take a shit.

[NemoX]

At 9/9/08 04:32 PM, ironeagle233 wrote: i also hate people who make way too much noise when they take a shit.

you mean the grunts? 'cause those might be able to be covered, but gas, and the prft! sounds of shit coming out are a bit hard to cover up you know?

[ironeagle233]

At 9/9/08 04:33 PM, NemoX wrote:

At 9/9/08 04:32 PM, ironeagle233 wrote: i also hate people who make way too much noise when they take a shit.

you mean the grunts? 'cause those might be able to be covered, but gas, and the prft! sounds of shit coming out are a bit hard to cover up you know?

im talking about the guys who yell and scream

[MaxxxPowerz]

At 9/9/08 04:27 PM, NemoX wrote:

At 9/9/08 04:23 PM, MaxxxPowerz wrote: Not fucking funny.

actually it's kinda like NG.

lol, are you refering to the topic or to the bathroom graphitty that is always going to be there and somebody tried to be funny?

Actually, I mean post editing, but now that you brought that up...

[Sensationalism]

At 9/9/08 04:28 PM, ironeagle233 wrote: people who talk to me while im pissing i fucking hate and it makes me uncomfterble

Haha, girls do that all the time!

[Puzzled]

At 9/9/08 04:33 PM, NemoX wrote:

you mean the grunts? 'cause those might be able to be covered, but gas, and the prft! sounds of shit coming out are a bit hard to cover up you know?

thats why i wait till theres no one in the bathroom... then i shit till my hearts content

[Bobby444]

Eww, you americans and your toilets. What I really hate about public toilets in england is those ones that you have to pay for and you are put in a TARDIS like toilet. Also, Mcdonalds toilets, but it's american anyway so, meh.