Lost My Goddamn Wallet!

[LadyGrace]

A word to the wise, children: when you're of legal age to partake in the libations of an alcoholic nature, keep a close eye on your wallet.

Last night, while getting what scientists call "totally and utterly shitfaced", I did not realize that my wallet had either fallen out of my pocket or was stolen. Now a night that was fun and silly and ended on the high note of hot makeouts has resulted in high stress levels, sadness, frustration, anger, and a plethora of other emotions that make me want to punch myself in the face for being so fucking oblivious to the plight of my wallet that, for the majority of the night, was tucked snugly in my back pocket.

tl;dr: Losing your wallet fucking sucks asshole.

[Mad-Mardigan]

Most wallets are made of leather

[Grammar-Nazi]

Well how much was in it?

[DrClay]

you sure you just didn't leave it at your home and think you had it with you?

[LadyGrace]

At 9/7/08 06:09 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Well how much was in it?

My roomie had just payed me for rent, so around $500.

Yeah, I'm fucked.

[Sanjay]

At 9/7/08 06:09 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Well how much was in it?

More importantly were there any credit cards, drivers licenses, ID's etc...

[RKthrilla]

At 9/7/08 06:10 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

My roomie had just payed me for rent, so around $500.

Ouch...

I feel for you man...

[MikeRomanul]

Get your friends to pay for you and don't bring a wallet.

Problem solved.

That or just bring cash in your pocket.

[Scrotaculous]

At 9/7/08 06:10 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 9/7/08 06:09 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Well how much was in it?

My roomie had just payed me for rent, so around $500.

Yeah, I'm fucked.

Why would you carry $500 cash with you?

[ZyklonB]

At 9/7/08 06:08 PM, Mad-Mardigan wrote: Most wallets are made of leather

Wallets are commonly used to store currency

[Ss2-teen-gohan-Ss2]

At 9/7/08 06:12 PM, ZyklonB wrote:

At 9/7/08 06:08 PM, Mad-Mardigan wrote: Most wallets are made of leather

Wallets are commonly used to store currency

Wallets are commonly used to store forms of identification.

[LadyGrace]

At 9/7/08 06:10 PM, DrClay wrote: you sure you just didn't leave it at your home and think you had it with you?

Unfortunately, I'm positive.

At 9/7/08 06:11 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: More importantly were there any credit cards, drivers licenses, ID's etc...

One debit card, one driver's license, one TAM card, and one non-cashed work check. The only thing really going for me is that I know everyone down at that bar so if it just fell out of my pocket, they know me and they'll keep it safe for me. I'm almost positive it just fell out, but you never know.

At 9/7/08 06:11 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: Why would you carry $500 cash with you?

It's Vegas, carrying large amounts of cash is normal. What's really fucking angering though is the fact that I was waiting until Monday when the bank opened to deposit it into my account.

[Reaperyami]

That's why you buy a wallet chain my good sir.

[zaxnort]

At 9/7/08 06:08 PM, Mad-Mardigan wrote: Most wallets are made of leather

This made my day.

[SCTE3]

At 9/7/08 06:18 PM, Reaperyami wrote: That's why you buy a wallet chain my good sir.

As silly as this is...it is also pretty damn helpful sometimes.
Someone tries to yank it and you feel the tug and beat their ass
ahahaha
owned

[LadyGrace]

At 9/7/08 06:18 PM, Reaperyami wrote: That's why you buy a wallet chain my good sir.

Normally I carry a purse, but I don't like to get weighed down when I'm walking around downtown. And NORMALLY my wallet is safely in my pants, but when I get drunk it'll fall out with stupid shit like when I go to the bathroom.

Also, wallet chains are fucking gay.

[MexicanGun]

At 9/7/08 06:10 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 9/7/08 06:09 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Well how much was in it?

My roomie had just payed me for rent, so around $500.

Yeah, I'm fucked.

Ouch. That sucks.

Hard lesson learned the bad way, I guess.

[ParadoxSaint]

I never take more than ten dollars when I go out to places with drugs or alcohol.

[Colbert4Demigod]

That happens when you're the best kind of drunk.

[swaenK]

That licks total nuts! $500 is a bitch. I have lost my own wallet a couple times but usually I am flat broke and the only thing lost is my ID. It really sucked because the next day I wanted to go to a concert and I couldn't get in. My friend lost her wallet on vacation one time while we were traveling to british columbia. Man was she super fucking pissed.

note: pressing f12 opens up a firefox tab navigator which is very handy! (I just found this out)

[xskatasticx]

So your saying you made out with someone, could they have stolen the wallet?

[ZyklonB]

At 9/7/08 06:20 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

Also, wallet chains are fucking gay.

huh says you, this kid looks fuckin cool as hell

[LadyGrace]

At 9/7/08 06:31 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I never take more than ten dollars when I go out to places with drugs or alcohol.

So, you never buy your own drinks?

At 9/7/08 06:38 PM, Colbert4Demigod wrote: That happens when you're the best kind of drunk.

Indeed, good sir. But the best kind of drunk is the worst kind of morning in a situation like this. Why is it when I get hammered, I lose my wallet, when someone else gets hammered they wake up in bed smelling like sex and shame?

At 9/7/08 06:41 PM, swaenK wrote: That licks total nuts! $500 is a bitch. I have lost my own wallet a couple times but usually I am flat broke and the only thing lost is my ID. It really sucked because the next day I wanted to go to a concert and I couldn't get in. My friend lost her wallet on vacation one time while we were traveling to british columbia. Man was she super fucking pissed.

It's good to hear I'm not the only person who's totally fucked up like this. Also, I've never lost my wallet before. :(

[wreckages]

i'm sorry to hear that, you should get your cards cancelled and whatnot.

this is one primary reason i like to attach my wallet with a chain to my trousers </dorkazoid>

[LadyGrace]

At 9/7/08 06:43 PM, xskatasticx wrote: So your saying you made out with someone, could they have stolen the wallet?

No, it wasn't a stranger. This guy and I have had a thing going back and fourth for a little while now. He's cool.

At 9/7/08 06:44 PM, ZyklonB wrote:

At 9/7/08 06:20 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

Also, wallet chains are fucking gay.

huh says you, this kid looks fuckin cool as hell

Shit, I stand corrected.