Seafaring Piracy...
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So I was out on my Yacht the other day, and the darndest thing happened.. PIRATES!
"OH NOHS" I ejaculated, "WUT DO U WANT" I asked in a non grammatically correct manner.
"We want your silver and gold!" Replied the peg legged, parrot totting ruffian.
"NOT THE SILVER AND GOLD!" I said softy.
"Yes, yer silver and gold." Said the now incredibly horny pirate.
So I gave them the silver and gold, we had some tea and biccies and we sent them on their way. What nice chaps they were.
DISCUSS.
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OMG FG DISCUSSION OF PIRACY IS NOT ALLOWED me hearty matey.
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Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.
CLASSIC!
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there was that new zealand yachting identity got killed by pirates last year or something? it was a bit of a tragedy actually...
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At 11/16/03 10:02 AM, asdfsdfg wrote: there was that new zealand yachting identity got killed by pirates last year or something? it was a bit of a tragedy actually...
Pfft. Stupid Pirates... 'sif a New Zealander would have anything but Sheep and Maoris onboard... NO SILVER AND GOLD THAR, AYE ME HEARTIES.
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Arrrrrr, avast ye scurvy dog, ye can take moy silver n gold peices but ye leave my choclate buscuits alone!
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At 11/16/03 10:06 AM, QuarterMelonClock wrote:
Pfft. Stupid Pirates... 'sif a New Zealander would have anything but Sheep and Maoris onboard...
that is so true
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At 11/16/03 10:11 AM, zimzap wrote: International waters = bad...
Dude, the funniest thing... This all happened in my bath tub.
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At 11/16/03 09:56 AM, QuarterMelonClock wrote: So I was out on my Yacht the other day, and the darndest thing happened.. PIRATES!
"OH NOHS" I ejaculated, "WUT DO U WANT" I asked in a non grammatically correct manner.
"We want your silver and gold!" Replied the peg legged, parrot totting ruffian.
"NOT THE SILVER AND GOLD!" I said softy.
"Yes, yer silver and gold." Said the now incredibly horny pirate.
So I gave them the silver and gold, we had some tea and biccies and we sent them on their way. What nice chaps they were.
DISCUSS.
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Rainbow Brite
See the shining light
Yes I'm gonna take ya to Rainbow Brite
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Rainbow Brite
See the shining light
Yes I'm gonna take ya to Rainbow Brite
Oh, I see. Ans where does this fit in with the gowing global concern of nuclear warfare?
MADDOX HAS NO IDEA WHAT PIRATES LOOK LIKE.
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This talk of pirates definetely calls for some sort of fight.
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At 11/16/03 03:04 PM, muh_not_stooped wrote: This talk of pirates definetely calls for some sort of fight.
shut yer pipehole, yer scurvy ridden sea scum.
