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anyone else need any ideas?

I'd swallow the tool, with all the sharp bits folded up, sideways, so it'd block my throat. Then, I'd reach down, and flip out the switchblade.

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At 9/11/08 05:49 AM, Sexylegs wrote: I'd swallow the tool, with all the sharp bits folded up, sideways, so it'd block my throat. Then, I'd reach down, and flip out the switchblade.

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thatd be pretty damn hard to pull off...
you could just pull out everything in it and thrust it into your belly or skull

Now I can punch myself in the face till I died.

At 9/11/08 05:23 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:

At 9/11/08 05:22 AM, The-Red-Jack wrote: Hit myself with a baseball bat for no apparent reason

A better idea could be..smash your balls if you have any then while your in pain smash in your skull.

Good one, I'll try that later... wait what?

Stick the bottle up my arse hole, resulting in a lot of internal bleeding and eventually dying.

I could slice my wrists open with it, that's the easiest way I can think of

At 9/11/08 05:51 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: thatd be pretty damn hard to pull off...
you could just pull out everything in it and thrust it into your belly or skull

It'd be cool though.

tis emo time

kids dont try this at home

Easy, just slit my wrists. Or do it the cool way and slit my stomach or neck.

<_< *Looks at icon*

Ouch..

Ouch, this suicide would hurt. I suppose I would take some painkillers and brutally beat my self in the head with the wood side, and finish it up with the nails.

wear gang colours and walk into another gangs turf, then start a fight

suicidal, and fun!

At 9/7/08 12:55 PM, TwilightFox wrote: Simple enough, a couple of whacks to the throat and face with the axe would be sufficient.

Shouldn't take too long. I'd say a few seconds, give or take.

Are you serious?
try hitting yourself in the throat with an axe... seems pretty much impossible to me :P

With my jack knife I would poke myself in the eyes :)

First lvl 19 in topic?
I'd twist each finger and toe off with the tip than bleed out.

I'm a 20 tomorrow so we'll see about that.

I'd die trying to figure out the best way to kill myself. There are so many choices and I just can't decide I'd spend hours, days weeks and eventually I'd die of lack of food, water and sleep.

OR

I'd go to switzerland and us the tool to brake into the LHA and fuck shit up enough to create a black hole which I'd than proceed to jump into. I will be the first human to die by black hole, but billions more will follow.

At 9/10/08 03:18 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: *Put spiked wristband into fingers*
Shit, this gonna hurt.
*Punches own face* OWWW BLOOD!!!!!
*Punches own chest* AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
*Punches own dick* O SHI-!!!!!!!
*Deblood and dies*

Shit, that hurted.
Why i'm briefing something that I worte?

Well mines pretty obvious now cause i just leveled up from the boxing glove (level 4) so i would punch myself to death taking approx. 12 hours 53 mins and 34 seconds!!!!

At 9/11/08 11:57 AM, Dent0n wrote: <_< *Looks at icon*

Ouch..

Chop off ur head.
That's too obvious.

Hmmm?

ini mini miny moe....

Fuck i guess im going to have to use the cork screw

i'd smash the claw end of the hammer on my head, so it becomes lodged into my brain.

[insert random funny emo comment here]

Sex
;3

hmm i guess i would simply make an air cannon and launch it at myself

It would blow fucken ass to try and kill myself with such a slow-kill and painful weapon

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Man if I tried to kill myself with this
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I'd just put it in my mouthand try to swallow it and die, because it got stuck in my throat xD

it would work... but its not origanal

I would try to slash every major artery I could find.

Before that I would do /wrists

At 9/12/08 03:43 PM, jwalker7595 wrote: it would work... but its not origanal

I feel your pain.

I would take out my oversized pocket knife out and cut out my organs.

Sorry, I'm no emo.