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At 9/7/08 12:56 PM, DarthRaver wrote: Join up with a deadly S+M group.

I'm in.

I would swallow it and let half of it come out of my ass and hang my ass with it.

If I had a lollipop I would tease something until it rapes me to death.
However, since I have a floor plank, I would threaten someone huge, they would ignore my threats and get pissed off enough to kill me.

At 9/7/08 12:48 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: I'm a crobar, right?

Hell, I'd just get Gordan Freeman to do it for me.

Damn, you beat me to it. Hell, only 2 months late. And if and when I level up, I'd get that guy from Bioshock to do it for me.

Easy punch some random Gangsters car with the brass knuckles then he'll kill me! :P

At 9/8/08 12:49 PM, CashClock wrote: Easy punch some random Gangsters car with the brass knuckles then he'll kill me! :P

Then they rape you and then kill you.

Not a good Idea.

I can't punch myself that tastes hurty..

At 9/7/08 02:13 PM, killslasher wrote: Actually, before I even saw the original post, I was going to thing "Hang myself with chains" too. Holy shit.

Oh hai KS. Hows it been going?

Fist myself up the ass so hard that I turn my organs to a sticky pulp. I then proceed to shit them out all over the walls and ceiling and watch them run down into a shag carpet.

Then I die.

Hmm, I wouldn't be able to wail on myself until I pass out so I'd probably break it in half and impale myself on it, or give it so someone and say I have a million dollars in my pocket. Jokes on them.

I would fall off a cliff.

wait whut?

< I'd sleep with the wife of whoevers arm this is

aww well beat myself up then punch in my stomach so it goes right through then take out my intestines until i die i guess

How the heck a black hand will help me to suicide?

Stab a cop, then have an epic chase using my swiss army knife, which has a race car in it then ill be like "VROOOOM" then the police will block me and ill be like "OH SHI-" then I will explode in a fiery haze of awesomesauce.

I'd sell the god damn glove-shit-brace-thingy, buy tons of cheap home-made liquor and drink myself to death.

obvious i guess...

At 9/7/08 05:31 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote:

At 9/7/08 04:37 PM, Reydereyes wrote: I'll eat 50 lollipops and die with my diabetes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

But you only have 1!

He's part Jesus. He can make 50 lollipops out of one.

At 9/7/08 12:45 PM, zrick wrote: Not a nice topic to be honest.

i agree... this is discusting

At 9/7/08 12:43 PM, BlurrythyRuler wrote: Plunge my intestines out my ass.

This thread will look funneh once everyone levels up

Swallow the glove of course!

*Put spiked wristband into fingers*
Shit, this gonna hurt.
*Punches own face* OWWW BLOOD!!!!!
*Punches own chest* AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
*Punches own dick* O SHI-!!!!!!!
*Deblood and dies*

Deblood? O_o

If I did it today, I'd hang myself with this rope.

If I did it tommorow, I'd hang myself with a my nice new shiny chain!

Goddamn.

Least most of you guys can make it quick, and relatively painless.

Short of gluing the damned thing over my nose and mouth and just suffocating, anything involving my icon would be slow and goddamn nasty.

I dunno...put it on a sidewalk pointing upwards, and jump off a skyscraper so I land on it? Dunno if that'd count though.

That fight scene from Saw II...

Yeah......

start poking people and poke myself to death
cockjoke

I think that weapon is used for emos to suiside D:

Cut down a tree and have it land on me.

Either that or trip onto it.