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yea same i was hit by a car once.

(no broken bones) 0_o

At 11/16/03 10:03 AM, oxxenking wrote: yea same i was hit by a car once.

(no broken bones) 0_o

I only broke my right leg, the tib and fib bones exploded inside my leg, its metal now :)

Last winter I was hunting and I had to climb an old wooden ladder to the top of a old tractor trailer,,,,after the hunt {didn't get anything] I had to climb back down this old fucker and the whole top of the trailer was snow so I have no grip on anything so if I had slipped I would have fallen about, 35-45 feet onto the ground. The thing that kept the ladder from falling was my dad holding it at the bottom. I started down and stopped. I had only gotten one foot on the first step down so far and I swear that day I was going to fall because this was an old wooden ladder, try climbing down it from off the top of a an tractor trailer, you'll stop dead in your tracks for fear of falling. Well eventually I did make it down which is cool and I didn't die Yea!

Man these are some good stories... but I got nothing! But here's a funny quote about death

The closest I've ever come to death is when I masturbate at 100degrees
-Larry David

Hmmm probably a few times I have come close to death, but the funniest one was when I was about 10 I nearly got run over by a giant hovercraft full of French people. I'm not joking!

0_o oh i rememberone time i was grabbing onto the back of my friends car skateboarding and i axidently let go then she hit the brake and i fliped over the car it was funny

(still no broken bones) 0_o

wow almost all of these involve cars, i guess im gonna start buckling up more now!

It seems like life is all about avoiding death, but i have come close to dying a lot one time i was in my friends pool and my head got stuck between the ladder and i barely got it out another time is when i fell off this truck when i was in 3rd grade it messed my whole face up

Hmm, I haven't really had any near death experiences. I've once or twice nearly drowned in pools because I'm a dumbass. One time I swam under this miniature water fall but what I didn't realise is that I had also dove under the water under the waterfall, so i'm swimming forward, expecting to come out of the other end of this waterfall but the end ain't coming and i'm having to hold my breath and I'm keeping going n I can't hold my breath anymore so my immediate reaction is to push upwards, so I do and I look around and see the waterfall I thought I'd swam under is at the other side of the pool...yeah I'm clever, I don't know how long I held my breath for but if I hadn't pushed upwards...pfft.

Hmm, my boyfriend nearly got killed when he was a baby. His dad was carrying him through to the bathroom when his dad slipped and starting falling to the floor so his dad had to turn his body so his back was sheilding the baby. His dad smacked his head off the toilet but didn't drop my boyfriend or fall ontop of him. Phew!

I guess mine would be when I was at a dock holding my Grandmas hand a long time ago, I kind of cut a corner on the dock and she held me as I flew right over the water. It was really deep, I think. Another time I dont think I would have died but it would have hurt like hell, a couple years back I was sitting at the front of my freinds speeding boat and a wasp or something hit me a few cm away from my eye. Another time I was flying down a hill on my bike and a mosquito hit me in the eye and blew up. It was gross and it stayed in there for days. Uhh.. besides that... I guess Ive had one car crash. Someone hit my door, but it didnt even dent on the inside. It sure did outside though.

At 11/16/03 11:40 AM, Drin wrote: a couple years back I was sitting at the front of my freinds speeding boat and a wasp or something hit me a few cm away from my eye.

That reminds me of the time my gran got stung in the mouth. My gran's a tough woman though, so she didn't make a fuss about it(apparantly).

My dad has a freind who had a coke can he left, and two wasps flew in, so he came back and drank the wasps and got stung all down the throught (sp) and was taken to the hospital. That would suck

:/

one time i almost died is when this dude shot me for stealing his coke but it only got me in the shoulder it was fun