i have a virus!!!

[Unknown-Identity]

hello, im new to newgrounds and i need some help now, plz. i think i might have a virus but im not so sure becoz i i dont know much about computers. i want to find it my friend told me it was better becoz it was faster than using a progam or sumthing. what can i do to find it and kill it?

[Conjecture]

At 9/6/08 12:24 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: hello, im new to newgrounds and i need some help now, plz. i think i might have a virus but im not so sure becoz i i dont know much about computers. i want to find it my friend told me it was better becoz it was faster than using a progam or sumthing. what can i do to find it and kill it?

Delete it, now.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

At 9/6/08 12:24 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: hello, im new to newgrounds and i need some help now, plz. i think i might have a virus but im not so sure becoz i i dont know much about computers. i want to find it my friend told me it was better becoz it was faster than using a progam or sumthing. what can i do to find it and kill it?

Delete it, now.

[xports]

hmm...well theres this thing called WIN 32...i heard if you delete that...

Psycho owns

[Conjecture]

At 9/6/08 12:24 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Delete it, now.

Holy shit, we said the same things.

[AustinJ2000]

At 9/6/08 12:24 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: hello, im new to newgrounds and i need some help now, plz. i think i might have a virus but im not so sure becoz i i dont know much about computers. i want to find it my friend told me it was better becoz it was faster than using a progam or sumthing. what can i do to find it and kill it?

Install Avast! Antivirus. It automatically finds the virus and you have the option to move it to a section called the chest. From there, you can delete it or keep it in there.

[Unknown-Identity]

wat wat, WIN 32? is that the virus?

[jbown345]

At 9/6/08 12:25 AM, xports wrote: hmm...well theres this thing called WIN 32...i heard if you delete that...

Psycho owns

hah i remember that thread

[Cordyceps]

At 9/6/08 12:25 AM, LordBeta2 wrote: Holy shit, we said the same things.

Holy shit, we said the same things.

Incredible.

[xports]

At 9/6/08 12:26 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: wat wat, WIN 32? is that the virus?

obvious troll is obvious...o what the hell...
yes. yes it is.

[Homosecksual]

At 9/6/08 12:26 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: wat wat, WIN 32? is that the virus?

Oh my fucking god...

[jbown345]

no its a joke. a couple of months ago this kid was trying to fix sprites, and some guy named phsyco told him to deleted system32 a vital folder

DONT DELETE IT! lol

[Unknown-Identity]

no srsly i need to find the virus? are you sure?

[Conjecture]

At 9/6/08 12:26 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 9/6/08 12:25 AM, LordBeta2 wrote: Holy shit, we said the same things.

Holy shit, we said the same things.

Incredible.

Now your just messing with me :(
:Test.

[Trommel]

You really should learn more about computers before you use one. Learn what an antivirus program is, see if you have one installed, and if you do, run a full system scan.

If you don't, go here and get Avast! It's free and it works, much better than Norton or McAffee.

http://www.avast.com/eng/avast_4_home.ht ml

Seriously, it's important to know what you're doing.

Learn to spell.

[xports]

At 9/6/08 12:27 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: no srsly i need to find the virus? are you sure?

you are so bad at this its funny...
yes dude. thats the virus. delete it now before the virus spreads.

[Dookiemaister]

pretty straight forward...

[Laughingbox]

At 9/6/08 12:27 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: no srsly i need to find the virus? are you sure?

At this point your virus might have said attached itself to vital folders. Back up your data.

[Unknown-Identity]

thanks, i thought they were trying to get me to delete something important

[Conjecture]

At 9/6/08 12:28 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: pretty straight forward...

Lmao, I need to make a false file like that >.>
For the noobs.

[jbown345]

im absolutly certain. if someone tells you to delete system32, dont do it

[Trommel]

And I forgot to mention, DO NOT delete anything on your system or visit any suspicious sites. These people here could care less about your system.

[xports]

At 9/6/08 12:29 AM, Somepurson wrote:

At 9/6/08 12:26 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: wat wat, WIN 32? is that the virus?

No, he's being a Fuckwank and trying to get you to delete the most important parts of your computer.

omg...you guys are shit...this guys the biggest troll ive seen today...

[jimmythehedgehog]

well. posting on NG is not the greatest place.
I advise you to not listen to the retards above me, they just want to be black assholes by telling you delete system 32 and other nonsense.
Avast! is a quite a good AntiVirus program, its got a free version.
so does AVG 8 but this...is not so good.

[Haoie]

If you have an antivirus program, run it now!!

[Cordyceps]

At 9/6/08 12:29 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: i thought they were trying to get me to delete something important

Because we would NEVER do that...

[jimmythehedgehog]

At 9/6/08 12:24 AM, Somepurson wrote: http://www.ubuntu.com

great.what a fucking good reply. just posting a link to a OS homepage.

[Dookiemaister]

At 9/6/08 12:32 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 9/6/08 12:29 AM, Unknown-Identity wrote: i thought they were trying to get me to delete something important

Because we would NEVER do that...

that was actually two trolls working together, just so you know.

[ReciprocalAnalogy]

Download "HijackThis" and post the log file here. Hijack this is a free program that scans your registry for nonstrandard entries. I've experience with it, so I think I could be helpful.

Link: http://www.download.com/Trend-Micro-Hija ckThis/3000-8022_4-10227353.html

[Cordyceps]

At 9/6/08 12:33 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: great.what a fucking good reply. just posting a link to a OS homepage.

It's more useful that just saying to get it.