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At 9/18/08 09:27 PM, xports wrote: my old math teacher was having a quite funny argument with one of my friends. about 5 minutes in to it, my friend said "Well, hey, at least i dont play with barbie dolls" (the teachers daughter had brought a barbie and left it on her dads desk at school), to which my teacher replied "Well, i have a 3 year old daughter. What's your excuse?"

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Same with my old English teacher. He was beaned in the face by a softball, and his face was all swollen. He came into class and I said to him, "Hey, your face looks great!" his response was similar, "So does yours, but at least I have an excuse." I lol'd.

Well, this one is ok but I can't recall my good ones at the moment.

*Kid starts to wave his hands in my face*

Me: "What is that, some kind of retard mateing signal?"

WELL YOU, YOUR A LOSER!

I like to use this one:

"your birth certificate is an apology from a condom factory!"

My friend comes up with the best, "that's what she said" jokes. Say someone says something that could do with sex without knowing it, and you say "that's what she said". (I'm sure you all know that.)

At soccer there was a bunch of red balls and one black one.
Teammate: The black one's lucky.
My bud: That's what she said.

Me and him playing video games.
me: I'm getting kind of bored of this.
Him: TWSS (it's an acronym.)

you: you suck!
person:you swallow!
you:yea,you swallow then barf so you can swallow agian!!!!!

BIG lols...

Kid: "You're a dumb faggot!" (something like that)

Me:"That's not what your mom thinks of me. By the way, tell her to take you out to ice cream with the money I gave her, you stupid bitch!"

I seriously made a kid cry in 6th grade from that one.

I was so badass.

"you lik uh duh boyz"

At 9/18/08 09:53 PM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote:

At 9/18/08 09:06 PM, maxsparkson wrote:

At 9/5/08 01:49 PM, TheAnimatorGuy wrote: What is your greatest comebacks you use?

here are some good ones i heard

"shut up you failed abortion"
"if i swallowed you wouldn't exist"

tell me yours :)

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He meant that you don't get born from not sucking other people's cock.

"NO U"

At 9/18/08 09:20 PM, dema-the-hedgehog wrote: me:"you do realize that your making your self look stupid by making fun of some one whos smarter than you"

bully:"shut up you nerd"

me:"shut up you goddamn waste of sperm

hhahahahahahaha lol

The best comeback EVAR!!!
"You are a smelly pirate hooker!" -Ron Burgundey

At 9/18/08 09:50 PM, Axius wrote: WELL YOU, YOUR A LOSER!

haha lol

i usually say

slappywag
scallawag
wappyslag
and wampanoag... wierd huh ;P!

today this girl approached me at school today and said she saw me at wal mart.

and i said "you look alot like Sacajawea, take me to Louisiana!"

When some black guy said I had the most squintest eyes and I could barely see.

I Said "It wouldn't matter at night, because I wouldn't see you anyways"
He shut the hell up so fast.

I'm Asian.

tell them they have a three inch cock, and every time they try to say something back, say "compensating"..

This little girl kept throwing popcorn at me in a movie theater, so when we got out of the theater I found her and I punched her in the face and stole her shoes.

Your mother's so fat, she filed a lawsuit against Norbit for her likeness.