My shampoo!!!

[Fro]

I accidentally left it in the shower last night in college. The shower is accessible by 100s of other guys obviously. This morning when taking a shower I noticed it there on the ground.. I thought to myself, "Oh boy.. the things that people could of done to this". Just to be asses they could of pissed in it, spit in it, masturbated in it, etc.. the list could go on and on.

Am I wrong to be so paranoid about it, should I just throw it away and get a new one, what else could they have done to my poor shampoo, who the hell is Corky52? The list of questions also goes on. What do you think about it?

[36Holla]

There's a simple solution. Smell the bottle. Does it smell weird? If it does then throw it out. If not, then keep using it.

[Nikenick]

I know the problem, whenever we're having a soccer match and we get free fanta people piss in the bottle if we leave it there.
Could you imagine someone drinking that?!

[sparrow]

I think you're a bit too paranoid to be honest. Why would anyone spend time doing stuff to a shampoo bottle?

[Shreddy]

seriously man just throw it away :| you dont wanna be washing your hair with man fluids

[Gagsy]

The statement;

Girls > Boys

Has never been truer. Girls wouldn't do any of that, the only abuse you'd get off girls would be them using it. >=(

All you need to do is test it, just pour some out and you'll know by the texture/thickness whether it's been tampered with badly. And if you leave the shampoo to 'sit' for a bit, I believe other chemicals added to the shampoo afterwards will float towards the top.

[Loki]

At 9/5/08 10:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: The statement;

Girls > Boys

Wow... you can't judge a whole gender on one moron.

Seriously, don't.

Also, my hair are cool, straightened and classy. I TAKE CARE OF EM

[Lucy]

Use a different one if youre so paranoid.

[Venomiac]

At 9/5/08 10:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: The statement;
Girls > Boys
Has never been truer. Girls wouldn't do any of that

Thats what you think... If you would just know >_>

you'd never leave your house again <_<

[Gagsy]

At 9/5/08 10:15 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

Wow... you can't judge a whole gender on one moron.

Seriously, don't.

Don't worry I'm all for equality really. Guys can just be really immature sometime. Hopefully he's just being paranoid.

[Fro]

At 9/5/08 10:11 AM, 36Holla wrote: There's a simple solution. Smell the bottle. Does it smell weird? If it does then throw it out. If not, then keep using it.

Hmm. Well I honestly don't remember the smell it had before I used it, but it does have a certain smell to it that I just don't trust. That could be a mental thing though.

At 9/5/08 10:12 AM, Nikenick wrote: I know the problem, whenever we're having a soccer match and we get free fanta people piss in the bottle if we leave it there.

Exactly. I know how people are.

Could you imagine someone drinking that?!

I've seen friends of mine do that and let's just say they weren't too happy afterwards. I had nothing to do about it though.

At 9/5/08 10:12 AM, zrick wrote: I think you're a bit too paranoid to be honest. Why would anyone spend time doing stuff to a shampoo bottle?

You obviously don't know what college is like. I've pulled and have had more pranks pulled on me in college then the rest of my life. Some were just funny and some were just downright mean.

At 9/5/08 10:13 AM, Shreddy wrote: seriously man just throw it away :| you dont wanna be washing your hair with man fluids

That's what I was thinking. :(

At 9/5/08 10:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: The statement;

Girls > Boys

Hm, true most of the time. I know some girls that are pretty mean though in situations like this though.

Has never been truer. Girls wouldn't do any of that, the only abuse you'd get off girls would be them using it. >=(

I wouldn't ever use something in the shower that I saw laying there. Just the thoughts of what could of been done to it.

All you need to do is test it, just pour some out and you'll know by the texture/thickness whether it's been tampered with badly. And if you leave the shampoo to 'sit' for a bit, I believe other chemicals added to the shampoo afterwards will float towards the top.

Hm, I dumped some out like you said and it just seems to be pretty thick, maybe a little thicker then usual, but I don't see anything else too wrong with it. I can let it sit for awhile and see if anything floats up, but the fluids that I'm thinking about don't generally float up, especially if mixed in well.

[Gagsy]

At 9/5/08 10:22 AM, Corky52 wrote:

Hm, true most of the time. I know some girls that are pretty mean though in situations like this though.

Yeah I knew a girl who once spat in a teachers water bottle and he drank some in that class, it was gross and wrong, she was VERY unique.

I wouldn't ever use something in the shower that I saw laying there. Just the thoughts of what could of been done to it.

Paranoia =P

Hm, I dumped some out like you said and it just seems to be pretty thick, maybe a little thicker then usual, but I don't see anything else too wrong with it. I can let it sit for awhile and see if anything floats up, but the fluids that I'm thinking about don't generally float up, especially if mixed in well.

Lmao you mix semen with shampoo often then? I HONESTLY wouldn't know what you'd expect to get from mixing those.

[Fro]

At 9/5/08 10:26 AM, Gagsy wrote:

Yeah I knew a girl who once spat in a teachers water bottle and he drank some in that class, it was gross and wrong, she was VERY unique.

This reminds me of a time that I watched an entire table spit in a kids drink while he went up to go to the bathroom. Of course I just sat there and watched as he came back and the table erupted with laughter.

I wouldn't ever use something in the shower that I saw laying there. Just the thoughts of what could of been done to it.

Paranoia =P

I guess I just think that karma is going to come back and get me for all of the times I was a dick to people. >.<

Hm, I dumped some out like you said and it just seems to be pretty thick, maybe a little thicker then usual, but I don't see anything else too wrong with it. I can let it sit for awhile and see if anything floats up, but the fluids that I'm thinking about don't generally float up, especially if mixed in well.

Lmao you mix semen with shampoo often then? I HONESTLY wouldn't know what you'd expect to get from mixing those.

Lol, I honestly don't know what happens when you mix the two, but it just doesn't seem like something that would float to the top of something as thick as shampoo. I'm assuming.

[TheJamoke]

If the bottle was in a different position or place than when you had originally left it, you'd be more than justified in throwing it away on account of fear of sabotage. Even if it were not moved an inch, you can still feel vindicated in disposing of it. As you said, Lord knows what horrific, yet potentially tasty ;), bodily fluids placed there by a clever and dastardly prankster await you within .

On the other hand, you're already using a men's public shower, in a college dorm no less. Whatever foreign matter might be in that bottle can't be as nasty as what's microscopically lingering on the linoleum of that bathroom.

[g0t]

Just throw it out, god knows what they could've done to it. They might've just been standing in a circle around it and took turn pissing inside it with the cap off to see who could get the most of their stream in.

[Colombiana]

You should examine it in a scientific way:
-Smell it
-Taste it
-Shake it
-Look at it
-Use it

[Gagsy]

At 9/5/08 10:47 AM, g0t wrote: Just throw it out, god knows what they could've done to it. They might've just been standing in a circle around it and took turn pissing inside it with the cap off to see who could get the most of their stream in.

^^^^^

Although I still think it's unlikely that they did anything, if you're worried then you better just throw it out or else you could be made to look a fool later.

Say someone did jizz in it, you don't want to be known as Spunk Head until you leave do you?!

[Racoonmario]

Throw it away, a bottle of shampoo shouldn't be to expensive.
...
in America.

[Benjovi]

That's the hidden point behind pranks. They are meant to make people paranoid, they suck.

[The-Red-Jack]

Uh.. try using it?

wait what?

[zyzy]

At 9/5/08 11:14 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 9/5/08 10:12 AM, zrick wrote: I think you're a bit too paranoid to be honest. Why would anyone spend time doing stuff to a shampoo bottle?

You'd be surprised, mostly people just seem to get a kick out of doing.
Do what 36Holla thinks, seems the safest bet.

what? the safest bet would be to shell out 3 bucks and buy a new one, unless he can identify the smell of cum

[Xinxiao]

I'd throw it if I were you. For all you know you could be washing your hair tonight with some guy's sperm.

[Xaxrox]

Use it, no matter if it's cum.

[ElementalSoldier]

Date rape....Date rape...

[Mechabloby]

You're way too paranoid. If anyone wanted to do something to you by sabotaging your shampoo, how would they know it belonged to you? And, to be fair, nobody would of done something so over-the-top just to a shampoo bottle since that'd take way too much effort and it wouldn't be worth it. At all. Just relax, would ya?

[goldenmoon]

Throw it away, and don;t be so stupid next time

[Ryuzaki1]

Cum has very good cleaning properties, I'll have you know.

[Lizzardis]

Just throw it away and stop being a pussy, just go to the store and buy a new one there only like $5

[Fro]

At 9/5/08 04:13 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just throw it away and stop being a pussy, just go to the store and buy a new one there only like $5

Throw it away and stop being a pussy? That is honestly the dumbest thing I have ever heard. If you want to make any sense then you would of said, "Use it and stop being a pussy", but obviously your little brain couldn't figure that out. Throwing it away and buying a new one would be the pussy way out wouldn't it? Use your brain man it's not that hard.

Anyway I used it. I have 0 dollars to my name so I really didn't have a choice.

[woogady]

Masturbating using a bottle of shampoo is a good idea.