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Just imagine that old lady from murder she wrote nude and im sure its the definite anti boner.

At 9/4/08 06:14 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: I have a big and serious problem that could ruin my social life and I'm clueless on what to do.

Tomorrow is the first day that we have to use the showers at my school. That means I have to be in a room full of other naked guys that need to get cleaned. Now the problem I have is that I sometimes spontaneously get a hard on without any control over it. I'm afraid that one day at the showers I will get a hard on and all the other kids will think I'm gay. What should I do?

Wear sweat pants for lulz or transfer to a new school. Or you could just go smelly, it is your choice no one should force you to do something you don't want to. Especially a school,(though in a Catholic school your pretty much fucked on your own choices).

Dont drop the soap.

At 9/4/08 07:58 PM, slackerzac wrote: Dont drop the soap.

Jesus Fucking Christ Shut the hell up about the soap! I'll use liquid soap if it would make you all quiet. You're not helping my problem with the damn soap jokes

suck it up

At 9/4/08 08:00 PM, Butt-Blast wrote:

At 9/4/08 07:58 PM, slackerzac wrote: Dont drop the soap.

Jesus Fucking Christ Shut the hell up about the soap! I'll use liquid soap if it would make you all quiet. You're not helping my problem with the damn soap jokes

But what if you drop your liquid soap bottle???

hah!

At 9/4/08 08:23 PM, Conker125 wrote:

At 9/4/08 08:00 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: Jesus Fucking Christ Shut the hell up about the soap! I'll use liquid soap if it would make you all quiet. You're not helping my problem with the damn soap jokes

But what if you drop your liquid soap bottle???

hah!

LOL SUMONEZ GONNA RAEP HIM OLOLOLOLOL

No.

I doubt you'll get your random boner when you're in a room full of naked men.

Uh, if it's that uncomfortable, then ask the teacher or something. They can't MAKE you. And a note from your parents would help.

It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

Have a poker face. Think about goatse, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, scat.avi. Think of ice cream being thrusted in your dick.

think of HUGE turnoffs and you'll be fine

At 9/4/08 08:23 PM, Conker125 wrote:

At 9/4/08 08:00 PM, Butt-Blast wrote:

At 9/4/08 07:58 PM, slackerzac wrote: Dont drop the soap.

soap jokes

But what if you drop your liquid soap bottle???

Well then I'll super glue the soap bottle to my so I can't drop it.

Make a musical about it, and it wall suddenly become un-gay and popular. You know, when it happens, just start singing.

excessive masturbation will work

seriously

If you don't want to use the showers, don't. If someone asks you to, tell them to FUCK OFF. They won't be able to do anything to physically force you into showering.

This reminds me of that movie IT. Where the kid is too pussy to go in the showers so he uses it alone.

An hero. That's the best you can do.

you know what you should do?
just totally act gay because people will freak and leave the showers
then they'll leave cuz they dont wanna be with a fag
so u got the showers ALL to yourself =D

At 9/5/08 01:14 AM, Scary-Kids wrote: you know what you should do?

no he should avoid eye to dick contact and draw attention to the kid whos actually sizing people up in the shower. Act like your dick owns the place

Just bring porn and be "that guy" that always masturbates in the showers. This way you'll 'come' off as a true badass and nobody will fuck with you.

They won't think you're gay either.

I don't believe it's an accident. Enjoy being gay.

DON'T DROP THE SOAP HAHA

Ahh... I get an erection every day at precisely 10:48 AM.

1 plug ur butt
2 dont drop the soap
3 use underwear

also has anyone had this guy that looks like a chick in their gym?
THAT FUCKING SUCEKD!

haha lucky i don't have to do it. you know what you do face the wall. unless the water comes from the top not the walls, then your boned literally

Whatever you do, DON'T DROP THE SOAP.

At 9/4/08 06:14 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: Now the problem I have is that I sometimes spontaneously get a hard on without any control over it.

That's just a regular erection. Every guy gets it. It just means that blood is flowing through your penis and it enlarges

Don't drop the damn soap, man.

Just brush there insults off, i mean maybe one of them will get a hard on and you will call him gay!

I have some great news. Today we had a fire drill and I missed my entire physical education class. Am I extremely lucky, or what? What is bad is that during the fire drill I got another random hard on. That could have happened in the showers. Now I have the whole weekend to figure out how to fix this shower problem.

At 9/5/08 04:57 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: I have some great news. Today we had a fire drill and I missed my entire physical education class. Am I extremely lucky, or what? What is bad is that during the fire drill I got another random hard on. That could have happened in the showers. Now I have the whole weekend to figure out how to fix this shower problem.

I get random hard ons too, I AM gay, and I have P.E. next semester. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!