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Posted at: 9/4/08 09:27 AM
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My race is just so full of horrible gorilla-resembling pieces of charcoal. And by God, all we do is pimp hoes and fuck rubber. I wanna move out the hood but no one will employ me due to my criminal record.
What should I do?
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Posted at: 9/4/08 09:29 AM
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Pull a Micheal Jackson.
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Posted at: 9/4/08 09:30 AM
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Calm down and get a grip on some watermelon.
Posted at: 9/4/08 09:33 AM
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You guys are assholes...can't you see he wants real advice?
Anyways, you should try to get a job, aim small, maybe a gas station store or something. Keep your record clean and a good testimonial from your boss will help you strive for greater things.
whyd you go get yourself a criminal record man...
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Posted at: 9/4/08 09:35 AM
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At 9/4/08 09:27 AM, Mr-Money wrote: my criminal record.
Of course the black guy has a criminal record.
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Posted at: 9/4/08 09:36 AM
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At 9/4/08 09:27 AM, Mr-Money wrote: My race is just so full of horrible gorilla-resembling pieces of charcoal. And by God, all we do is pimp hoes and fuck rubber. I wanna move out the hood but no one will employ me due to my criminal record. What should I do?
It doesnt matter what your anybody in your race does its what you do, just try to help others and improve the world by being a model citizen. Criminal records are good but you might want to get a job where you have some friends and work your way up.
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Posted at: 9/4/08 09:39 AM
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At 9/4/08 09:33 AM, Devilleboi wrote: You guys are assholes...can't you see he wants real advice?
Are you retarded?
Wait, retarded post is retarded.
Because he is not serious.
True story...
Posted at: 9/4/08 09:40 AM
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Erm... this thread is pretty racist to be honest.
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Posted at: 9/4/08 09:42 AM
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At 9/4/08 09:40 AM, zrick wrote: Erm... this thread is pretty racist to be honest.
It's actually Self-Racistness. Never saw THIS before.
Posted at: 9/4/08 09:57 AM
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Dont be ashamed cause your black. Thats the wrong thing to do.
I fucking hate euphemism.
Posted at: 9/4/08 10:02 AM
Say that and the Jews will find you and take your money!
Posted at: 9/4/08 10:03 AM
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Oh i see...so youre asking newgrounds for advice ?
Oh god....
Posted at: 9/4/08 10:05 AM
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Only white people should be ashamed of themselves.
No, actually no one should.
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GTA that shit mother fucker I know I would
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At 9/4/08 09:27 AM, Mr-Money wrote: What should I do?
Hang yourself and save us the trouble?
Oh that was just horrible.
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Posted at: 9/4/08 10:08 AM
Here, this might cheer you up. It's a version of Castle Crashes made entirely for black people! Click the link and play the awesomeness!
Not, but I wish it were mine...
Posted at: 9/4/08 10:35 AM
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Dont you people know this guys trolling?
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Posted at: 9/4/08 10:49 AM
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At 9/4/08 10:05 AM, YaGetMeBruv wrote: GTA that shit mother fucker I know I would
A 12 year old playing GTA, hm.
old news.
I think NoxDexus is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything.
Posted at: 9/4/08 10:51 AM
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Get back to level 6.
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Posted at: 9/4/08 10:53 AM
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At 9/4/08 09:33 AM, Devilleboi wrote: You guys are assholes...can't you see he wants real advice? Anyways, you should try to get a job, aim small, maybe a gas station store or something. Keep your record clean and a good testimonial from your boss will help you strive for greater things. whyd you go get yourself a criminal record man...
I would agree with him just play it cool
Posted at: 9/4/08 10:54 AM
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Dont you see this ASSFACE isnt black and if he is hes an oreo BLACK POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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Posted at: 9/4/08 10:55 AM
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Your username should be Mr._MonKey.
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Posted at: 9/4/08 10:57 AM
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No you idiot he isn't actually black he is just making fun of black people. He's an idiot.
Posted at: 9/4/08 10:59 AM
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You could make a time machine and prevent yourself from ever getting a criminal record.
Posted at: 9/4/08 11:09 AM
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Kill Yourself
Posted at: 9/4/08 11:21 AM
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You're probably some asshole 4-Chan user trying to make fun of other races.
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Posted at: 9/4/08 11:51 AM
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shut up uncle ruckus.
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Posted at: 9/4/08 11:54 AM
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Lulz
What did you do?
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Posted at: 9/4/08 11:55 AM
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rule number 1: never ask newgrounds for advice. sorry!
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Posted at: 9/4/08 11:58 AM
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prehaps a troll prehaps not
what I would do is just seem exeptional, also what is on your criminal record
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