fucking parents

[Seatbeltnazi]

Just as a forewarning, if it looks like my space bar is not working, it is because I am not allowed on the computer, so I have to use a sticky Keyboard.

My grandmother and mother have never gotten along. So last night I had finished dinner, and was getting another glass of milk from the fridge, when my mom goes "Your Grandmother is a stupid cunt..."

She says this constantly, and for some reason that was the time that just pissed me the fuck off. I kind of mutter fuck you loud enough for her to hear, and she says 'what did you say...?'

The waymy kitchen is layed out, the fridge door barely scrapes misses the counter. She gets up and walks up to the other side of the door, when I lean over it and get into her face and scream as hard as I possible can "YOU DON'T FUCKING TALKING ABOUT MY GRAN DMOTHER LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

At that point, i lean back and shut the fridge door, then get closer. Now I remember that when I got right inches from her face and screamed, I saw fear in her eyes.
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[Armour]

aha...i see.

[Phantox]

That's fucking sad of you. Learn some respect

[Sawdust]

THat is wrong. Like really, tha'ts so wrong.

Only like, rednecks do that.

Like, that's wrong.

[AlxEllis]

I shout at my parents if they piss me off me and my dad have came down to blows once but he knows martial arts so he pwned me but who cares u showed them u dont take crap good for you

[Seatbeltnazi]

So she is stunned momentarily, and after that regains her ability to think and swings back to hit me. Now I am by no way strong, but I am taller than her, and she is a tad chubby. I grab her wrists to stop her from hitting me, and she screams obscenities at me. After around a 15 second struggle, she screams to my stepdad "SCOTT I NEED YOU!"
I struggled with her for about five seconds until he FLYS up the stairs behind me, and pushes me into a table and then pushes me into the living room. There he stands, and my mom is in the kitchen. We just stand there and breathe really heavily for maybe 20 seconds.

Then he starts to yell at me, how can I call mother those things, etc. Then i start screaming at him, he is a fucking hypocrit and he has called her things 100 times worse then what I have ever done.

She goes downstairs my stepdad threatens to hit me, and then goes to brainwash my crying sister against me. I go to my room and go to bed.

[Sawdust]

At 9/4/08 08:51 AM, AlxEllis wrote: I shout at my parents

lrn2rspectm8

[AlxEllis]

LEARN TO TYPE MATE

[Seatbeltnazi]

It is funny how they are always fighting and days away from getting a divorce until I start a problem,and then they are the best couple in the world.

[Sawdust]

At 9/4/08 08:54 AM, AlxEllis wrote: LEARN TO TYPE MATE

LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR, BOY

[Seatbeltnazi]

At 9/4/08 08:54 AM, AlxEllis wrote: LEARN TO TYPE MATE

I know how to type, it is just my keyboard that is fail.

[AlxEllis]

Not you the mad SAWDUST guy who typed LRN2RSPCTM8 or some shit like tht

[AzureSignal]

That's why you should avoid swearing at your parents. I swear at them, but the most offensive word I've ever used with them is "shit".

[sparrow]

It sounds as though your family should be put forward for The Jerry Springer Show or something.

[homor]

At 9/4/08 08:50 AM, Sawdust wrote: Only like, rednecks do that.

HEY! I DON'T ACT LIKE THAT!

[homor]

At 9/4/08 08:52 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: She goes downstairs my stepdad threatens to hit me, and then goes to brainwash my crying sister against me. I go to my room and go to bed.

call child services.

no, i'm completely serious.

[arcansi]

At 9/4/08 08:42 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: max char limit

What does that mean...? I'm pretty sure if it refferred to the character limit, you'd still be able to type at least 9000 more characters...

[DasUberCow]

Why the fuk would you do that to your mum? Kids have no respect nowadays.

[blurg01]

seatbeltnazi is right
nobody should take crap like that nor should they allow others to disrespect other family members
and dude, if your father is knockin you around like that then you have legal rights to charge him with verbal and physical abuse.
my father once tried to hit me cuz i insulted him after he disrespected my mother (they're divorced) soon as i warned him i could have him charged with abuse he backed down and i saw the fear in his eyes.
so far he hasnt disrespected her since, nor has he tried to take a swing at me.
so if all else fails just threaten to have them charged with abuse.
if it escalates from there call family services.

[AlxEllis]

YE DOWN WITH THE MAN!

[RoobyKillAll]

Standin' up for Gran eh? Good for you.

[Peaceblossom]

Yelling at parents is somewhat understandable in some cases. I was sick of my mom talking shit about my dad so I told her to fuck off. I don't live with her, so it wasn't going to negatively impact me. There comes a point when I can't take that kind of bullshit.

What you did was right, even if it was a little disrespectful.

[redsN64]

disrespectful
so disrespectful, but oh how good it feels to speak your mind and stand up for yourself or some one else!
I really think you did what was right, you probably could have done it differently but it seemed more like a spur of the moment thing.

[Ghyfty]

Lol! Don't tell me I'm only one that noticed "fucking parents".

Sorry, I'm sick.

[Peaceblossom]

At 9/4/08 10:33 AM, ghyfty wrote: Lol! Don't tell me I'm only one that noticed "fucking parents".

Sorry, I'm sick.

We all noticed it, just nobody pointed it out. That would have been immature.

[positively-negative]

If you get slammed into something again, just scream in absolute pain and lay the guilt on them, like not getting up for ages. And say shit along the lines of "at least my grandmother wouldn't do that to me" And always reinforce to your mother that she is related to your grandmother.

[Xaxrox]

That's how a man should act.

[StickmanSlicerDude]

that story was very entertaining but you should of grabbed a knife and told everyone to fuck off :)

[Conker125]

"fucking parents?"

isnt that incest or something? :P

[Dromedary]

Obviously a copy pasted Fake, as that is Nowhere near the character limit.