My petition

[Luke]

Hey Newgrounds, I created a petition, I need around 1,000 signatures to get a tongue piercing, I would really appreciate it if you guys would take a few minutes to just sign this petition.

Thanks.

[Puzzled]

pierce your cock instead

[flaws]

At 9/3/08 09:12 PM, Puzzled wrote: pierce your cock instead

Like a real man.

[AlphaCentauri]

At 9/3/08 09:12 PM, Puzzled wrote: pierce your cock instead

Yes, I am not signing a petition unless you are getting something interesting pierced.

[Puzzled]

pierce your cock!

pierce your cock!

[MojoFilter]

You already look like a damned fool. Why would I want to have any say in making yourself look even worse?

Pierce your cock

[Dekuboy]

Fuck your tongue! Go the way of Elios and get your cock pierced.

[catman03]

Why do you need a petition for this? Be manly and make your own decisions!

[Puzzled]

At 9/3/08 09:18 PM, catman03 wrote: Why do you need a petition for this? Be manly and make your own decisions!

he should pierce his butt cheeks together :O

[igott]

Jeez, Make your own choices.

I'm still singing.

[NEVR]

You're 14 and want your tongue pierced? If I were you, I'd wait until you were a little older -- you might totally grow out of the whole body piercing obsession by then. I had my eyebrow pierced when I was 16... although I had to take it out for rugby training before it had properly healed, and never got around to getting it re-done. By the time it was actually feasible for me to get it re-done without having to take it out again, I wasn't interested in piercings anymore, and that was only over the space of about 2 years.

That's just my experience though. You'll probably ignore my advice.

[catman03]

At 9/3/08 09:19 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/3/08 09:18 PM, catman03 wrote: Why do you need a petition for this? Be manly and make your own decisions!

he should pierce his butt cheeks together :O

I think a cock piercing is a smarter idea (that is a sentence i never thought I'd utter), because if he pierced his butt cheeks together he could have trouble...you know...in the bathroom. Whereas a cock piercing, if done right, shouldn't interfere with anything. And i put WAY too much thought into that. I scare myself sometimes.

[Puzzled]

At 9/3/08 09:22 PM, NEVR wrote:

You'll probably ignore my advice.

thats because you're a mod now NEVR...

we all hate you muahahaha

... just kidding :3

[Rage]

Did your dad ever say "If you get 1,000 people to sign a petition, I'll change my mind"? If not, he won't give a shit. Besides, is there anything that you can't get 1,000 people to sign a petition for?

And 14 years old? Please, you'll grow out of it faster than you can say "But mooooom!"

[svenisgod]

cock peircing or gtfo

[Peaceblossom]

How is 1000 signatures going to allow you to get a piercing? Who agreed to this 1000 signature bullshit?

[Luke]

This probably wasn't really Tom who signed, but look:

Name Comments
15. Tom Yoink!

[lilcheeselad]

If you pot pics I'll sign.

[reviewer-general]

Sure thing. :)

[Puzzled]

At 9/3/08 09:42 PM, EpicFail wrote: This probably wasn't really Tom who signed, but look:

Name Comments
15. Tom Yoink!

i highly doubt tom signed this petition...

sorry epic D:

[Luke]

At 9/3/08 09:54 PM, Puzzled wrote:

i highly doubt tom signed this petition...

sorry epic D:

I doubt it too, I was just pointing that out though.

[Kunera]

I'm sorry, but I doubt that 1,000 random people that you've never heard of putting their name on an online petition will sway your parents' opinion.

[Luke]

At 9/3/08 09:58 PM, KevnSevn wrote: Signed it just for you.

Thanks <3

[Yufffie]

i signeeeed it

rawr

[goldblade1]

You know, online petitions mean nothing in the real world. Absolutely nothing.

[malachi117]

At 9/3/08 09:56 PM, Kunera wrote: I'm sorry, but I doubt that 1,000 random people that you've never heard of putting their name on an online petition will sway your parents' opinion.

But 2,000 will.

[Kunera]

At 9/3/08 10:13 PM, malachi117 wrote:

At 9/3/08 09:56 PM, Kunera wrote: I'm sorry, but I doubt that 1,000 random people that you've never heard of putting their name on an online petition will sway your parents' opinion.

But 2,000 will.

Nah, 3,000, maybe.

[the1stguy1]

There needs to be some piercing in the cocking

or no signing

[malachi117]

At 9/3/08 10:15 PM, Kunera wrote:

At 9/3/08 10:13 PM, malachi117 wrote:

At 9/3/08 09:56 PM, Kunera wrote: I'm sorry, but I doubt that 1,000 random people that you've never heard of putting their name on an online petition will sway your parents' opinion.

But 2,000 will.

Nah, 3,000, maybe.

No way, 4,000 might.

[Laughingbox]

At 9/3/08 10:15 PM, malachi117 wrote:

No way, 4,000 might.

OVER 9000 DAMNIT!!!!!!

Are memes losing their touch?