Fuck. Now I gotta suck it up. And take it out on my sister.
she steals it anyway, it's about time she got a beating.
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What a bitch. Lets beat her up.
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At 9/3/08 02:33 PM, wreckages wrote: and that's why i use bottoles
god damn typo.
hello
And that's why I tap the can a little before opening. Just tap it on the sides and/or bottom and/or top and it shouldn't squirt all over your face/clothes/important documents/porn/...
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Fuck cans, drink from a 2-liter, and fuck Dr. Pepper. Suck it's delicious, but it goes flat faster than anything and then you're stuck with a big bottle of disgusting tarish shit! Mountain Dew FTW!
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At 9/3/08 02:34 PM, doody1 wrote: What a bitch. Lets beat her up.
Il get the Knives you get the Nuke.
At 9/3/08 02:31 PM, SCUMBALL wrote: Fuck. Now I gotta suck it up. And take it out on my sister.
she steals it anyway, it's about time she got a beating.
A beating?! That's not very friendly! Santa wouldn't approve of that at all. No time for crying over spilt milk, or sodey-pop in your case.
At 9/3/08 02:36 PM, Gergaloth wrote: Fuck cans, drink from a 2-liter, and fuck Dr. Pepper. Suck it's delicious, but it goes flat faster than anything and then you're stuck with a big bottle of disgusting tarish shit! Mountain Dew FTW!
I like the flat stuff.
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At 9/3/08 02:42 PM, SCUMBALL wrote:At 9/3/08 02:36 PM, Gergaloth wrote: Fuck cans, drink from a 2-liter, and fuck Dr. Pepper. Suck it's delicious, but it goes flat faster than anything and then you're stuck with a big bottle of disgusting tarish shit! Mountain Dew FTW!I like the flat stuff.
Flat coke is great for recovering from illnesses.
Is that a----a lump on your crotch?
At 9/3/08 02:33 PM, wreckages wrote: and that's why i use bottoles
I remember that picture of about 100 empty Dr. Peppers cans in your room.
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At 9/3/08 02:45 PM, Thimbles wrote: Is that a----a lump on your crotch?
It's my belt buckle you sick minded fuck.
PM me for a REEEEAL bump!
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At 9/3/08 02:45 PM, Thimbles wrote: Is that a----a lump on your crotch?
Hahaha, good find, I love you for pointing that out, haha.
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At 9/3/08 02:34 PM, wreckages wrote:At 9/3/08 02:33 PM, wreckages wrote: and that's why i use bottolesgod damn typo.
Too late, I already laughed at how close it was to buttholes.
At 9/3/08 02:34 PM, wreckages wrote:At 9/3/08 02:33 PM, wreckages wrote: and that's why i use bottolesgod damn typo.
Buttholes?
ok
At 9/3/08 02:35 PM, Kidiri wrote:
:/important documents/porn/...
Same thing.
Ah, shit, retry:
At 9/3/08 02:35 PM, Kidiri wrote: /important documents/porn/...
Same thing.
At 9/3/08 02:33 PM, wreckages wrote: and that's why i use bottoles
God Damn it! Minus 1 Dr.Pepper
And that's why I use buttholes.
Also, Dr.Pepper kill's your sperm.
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At 9/3/08 03:05 PM, doody1 wrote: Also, Dr.Pepper kill's your sperm.
no, that's just a rumour...
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At 9/3/08 02:33 PM, wreckages wrote: and that's why i use bottoles
Haha,buttholes.
Mmm, make out with your sister.
You laughing at me? YOU LAUGHING AT THE BEST!
usually people wipe up the mess so it doesnt make all ur paper wet, but newgrounders take photoes of the mess and post about what happened. its the highlight of their day.
At 9/3/08 03:13 PM, wreckages wrote:At 9/3/08 03:05 PM, doody1 wrote: Also, Dr.Pepper kill's your sperm.no, that's just a rumour...
No, It's true, i'm surprised I have any left...
I went through a major addction to Dr Pepper about 2 years ago... drinking about 40 cans a week.
At 9/3/08 02:37 PM, www-kaywire-com wrote:At 9/3/08 02:34 PM, doody1 wrote: What a bitch. Lets beat her up.Il get the Knives you get the Nuke.
Awesome.
At 9/3/08 02:45 PM, Thimbles wrote: Is that a----a lump on your crotch?
Was about to ask the same thing...
At 9/3/08 05:12 PM, fli wrote:At 9/3/08 02:45 PM, Thimbles wrote: Is that a----a lump on your crotch?Was about to ask the same thing...
Belt buckle.
or maybe i have major major MAJOR testicle cancer.
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Just mop it up and make sure nothing is ruined. I reccomend pouring into a glass too.
At 9/3/08 03:05 PM, doody1 wrote: Also, Dr.Pepper kill's your sperm.
No that's Mountain Dew you're thinking of.
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