Toilet Garbage Disposal

[EyelessArchfiend]

NG, I'm not going to lie. I just took a good morning dump.

But as I flushed, a thought occured. There should be a garbage disposal-like feature on modern toilets to prevent clogging. If you think about it, the only purpose of a garbage disposal in your sink is to grind food up into a form which can be passed through into the pipes.

There could be problems with toilet paper getting caught in the system and fucking it up, but I'm sure there would be ways around it.

[Phobotech]

...That would be a bitch to clean or repair if it got jammed...

Plus, what if the poo clusters just out of reach BEFORE the blades? And the toilet paper entangling, yeah....

I'm sure there is a reason our "space-aged" toilets don't vaporize our turds...because it's cheaper.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." or something.

[lilcheeselad]

At 9/3/08 07:15 AM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: NG, I'm not going to lie. I just took a good morning dump.

I took a huge one last night then went to bed. I tried covering it up with toilet paper so no one would notice it but brown soaked through.

[dogpup4]

Meh, toilet designers don't lurk the BBS for ideas on alternate disposal.

[Devilleboi]

At 9/3/08 07:19 AM, lilcheeselad wrote:

I took a huge one last night then went to bed. I tried covering it up with toilet paper so no one would notice it but brown soaked through.

God, didn't you flush? where the hell did you take a crap?

[EyelessArchfiend]

At 9/3/08 07:18 AM, Phobotech wrote: ...That would be a bitch to clean or repair if it got jammed...

Do you clean or repair your garbage disposal?

[lilcheeselad]

At 9/3/08 08:01 AM, Devilleboi wrote:

At 9/3/08 07:19 AM, lilcheeselad wrote:

I took a huge one last night then went to bed. I tried covering it up with toilet paper so no one would notice it but brown soaked through.

God, didn't you flush? where the hell did you take a crap?

It wouldn't go down.

[AlphaCentauri]

Not totally a bad idea, but I'm not sure how smart of an investment it is. most poos go down without a problem and the toilet paper, you just should use some courtesy flushes or know when is too much.

If you need a blade to chop up what you shit out, it probably says a lot about you.

[Puzzled]

At 9/3/08 07:58 AM, dogpup4 wrote: Meh, toilet designers don't lurk the BBS for ideas on alternate disposal.

as a matter of fact i work for.......

[svenisgod]

At 9/3/08 09:18 PM, lilcheeselad wrote:

At 9/3/08 08:01 AM, Devilleboi wrote:

At 9/3/08 07:19 AM, lilcheeselad wrote:

I took a huge one last night then went to bed. I tried covering it up with toilet paper so no one would notice it but brown soaked through.

God, didn't you flush? where the hell did you take a crap?

It wouldn't go down.

you made me lol.

but in response to the original post great idea!

[Mawxter]

dont think toilet paper would be able to tangle anthing up. it would just rip right away

[reviewer-general]

I can think of several horrible scenarios that make such a feature a very very very risky idea.

[volcanas]

oh dear lord. i could see how somehow it would back up and cause the crap it was disposing to fly out and literally go EVERYWHERE! ! god. i'm having nightmares just thinking about it.
and dont get me started on the "curious boy wonders what happens when he puts his hand in the toilet and flushes it" story....
and dont forget about the thirsty dog!... and the retarded cat... gosh that would be messy.

[biohasard]

you sir are a GENIUS!

[Smashedsmurf]

GREAT THREAD RIGHT HERE.

To get rid of the toliet paper problem, there could be like a side toilet, that's about the size of a cereal bowl, without the blades. Huh? HUH?!

[volcanas]

At 9/3/08 10:22 PM, Smashedsmurf wrote: GREAT THREAD RIGHT HERE.

To get rid of the toliet paper problem, there could be like a side toilet, that's about the size of a cereal bowl, without the blades. Huh? HUH?!

...SERIOUS CHANCE OF GETTING YOUR @$$ SUED OFF...
think about it. blades+toilet+cereal bowl= VERY MANY ANGRY EMAILS.
glad we had this talk

[the1stguy1]

It would be hard to "plunger" it

[Peaceblossom]

Well the idea of a toilet is that it can run independent of electricity. Running a motor to grind your shit would use too much energy, and cause a potential clog if there was a power outage.

[EyelessArchfiend]

At 9/3/08 10:03 PM, volcanas wrote: and dont get me started on the "curious boy wonders what happens when he puts his hand in the toilet and flushes it" story...

When was the last time you stuck your hand down a fucking toilet?

and dont forget about the thirsty dog!... and the retarded cat... gosh that would be messy.

The blades would only spin when you hit the flusher. So unless your retarded pets know how to flush a toilet... I think you're safe.

[Peaceblossom]

At 9/3/08 10:31 PM, volcanas wrote: ...SERIOUS CHANCE OF GETTING YOUR @$$ SUED OFF...
think about it. blades+toilet+cereal bowl= VERY MANY ANGRY EMAILS.
glad we had this talk

What the fuck are you rambling about?

[EyelessArchfiend]

At 9/3/08 10:39 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: Well the idea of a toilet is that it can run independent of electricity. Running a motor to grind your shit would use too much energy, and cause a potential clog if there was a power outage.

Well alright, I've had another thought. A fancy toggle switch for when you only have to piss. If you don't want to waste the energy, switch it off.

And if there were a power outage, you just flush it normally and run the minimal risk of clogging it.

[The-Blue-Bassist]

But what if the paper shreds get stuck in wouldn't jam and rust over time making it bound to brake soon?

[EddieIronMaiden]

At 9/3/08 10:49 PM, The-Blue-Bassist wrote: But what if the paper shreds get stuck in wouldn't jam and rust over time making it bound to brake soon?

WOW! Ya know, maybe I'm the one with the lack of English comprehension skills here, but... Is that even a sentence you typed there? Or did you just type a lot of words with a question mark at the end?

[FlamingHiei]

At 9/3/08 09:18 PM, lilcheeselad wrote:

God, didn't you flush? where the hell did you take a crap?

It wouldn't go down.

Wow... That has got to be the biggest crap I've ever taken...

[xXxAlecxXx]

They tried that with a vacuum.

Lets just say allot of mens penises were cut off...