Palin's Daughter: Preggers @ 17

[LardLord]

Sarah Palin confirms it.

I guess when Palin was teaching her kids all about those "strong conservative values" she so cherishes, she must've forgot one of 'em is saving yourself until marriage.

Whoops.

[MultiCanimefan]

*Sigh* Another teenager that makes the rest of us look bad. What a surprise.

[Musician]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Musician]

Hah... woo. Sorry about the double post, I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard. I fucking cried. This story reminded me of the rumors circulating about her last child with downs not actually being hers. It seriously makes me wonder.

Once again, this shit is utterly hilarious. Thank you so much OP.

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

Am I the only person who thinks that the marriage that her daughter is about to go through is going to be done down the barrel of a shotgun with both McCain and her Mother on the trigger solely in the name of 'conservative family values'?

Also, what religion is Palin? Is she Catholic? Just curious if her daughters pregnancy is due to family religion or just plain teenage stupidity.

[Earfetish]

At 9/1/08 02:28 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: *Sigh* Another teenager that makes the rest of us look bad. What a surprise.

sheesh, your opinions sound disgusting

everyone is a cunt, not just young mothers

[MultiCanimefan]

At 9/1/08 02:38 PM, Earfetish wrote:

At 9/1/08 02:28 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: *Sigh* Another teenager that makes the rest of us look bad. What a surprise.

sheesh, your opinions sound disgusting

That's your opinion.

everyone is a cunt, not just young mothers

You don't say.

[Musician]

At 9/1/08 02:37 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Am I the only person who thinks that the marriage that her daughter is about to go through is going to be done down the barrel of a shotgun with both McCain and her Mother on the trigger solely in the name of 'conservative family values'?

Nope, those are my thoughts exactly. I feel really bad for whoever knocked her up. The daughter was also probably pressured into keeping the baby.

[JoS]

She kept it though, which plays into Palins pro-life views. This doesn't really hurt her, if anything this shows (along with her own child with Downs) that she is not a hypocrite, she is willing to walk the walk.

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

At 9/1/08 02:52 PM, JoS wrote: She kept it though, which plays into Palins pro-life views. This doesn't really hurt her, if anything this shows (along with her own child with Downs) that she is not a hypocrite, she is willing to walk the walk.

True but how much of the decision is down to the daughter and how much is it down to Mommy, and now also McCain, putting pressure on her?

Keeping the baby I can beleive is the girls choice. But marrying the guy at 17? Is that even legal?

[Musician]

At 9/1/08 02:52 PM, JoS wrote: She kept it though, which plays into Palins pro-life views.

You're forgetting that sex outside of marriage makes baby Jesus cry.

[fli]

Shut up.
I love her because she's not hiding it.
she's a conservative, but she's got a liberal's attitude to many things.

And I hope she will be a happy grandmother.
Fuck, why the hell isn't she running for president?

To bad she's hooked with some dead weight... (McCain.)

[LardLord]

At 9/1/08 02:52 PM, JoS wrote: She kept it though, which plays into Palins pro-life views. This doesn't really hurt her, if anything this shows (along with her own child with Downs) that she is not a hypocrite, she is willing to walk the walk.

No, it does hurt her, because it shows her inability to teach her daughter the core "values" of Christian Conservativity that she espouses to no end, and to teach her daughter to keep all dicks out of her sacred and immaculate vagina until "properly" married off.

If she couldn't even convey the gravity of such a situation to her own daughter, how well is she going to represent the conservative Christian movement on the world stage?

[LazyDrunk]

At 9/1/08 03:02 PM, Musician wrote:

At 9/1/08 02:52 PM, JoS wrote: She kept it though, which plays into Palins pro-life views.

You're forgetting that sex outside of marriage makes baby Jesus cry.

Jesus was alledgedly conceived out of conventional wedlock, and he never cried, only leaked healing fluids from his eye socket.

I dunno what the punchline is here though.. I could name at least a dozen gals that had kids in high school, and half of those were on purpose.

[MultiCanimefan]

At 9/1/08 03:05 PM, LardLord wrote:

At 9/1/08 02:52 PM, JoS wrote:

No, it does hurt her, because it shows her inability to teach her daughter the core "values" of Christian Conservativity that she espouses to no end,

A parent only has so much influence on a child. When all is said and done, the child still decides; blaming it on the parent, all of it, is stupid.

and to teach her daughter to keep all dicks out of her sacred and immaculate vagina until "properly" married off.

Lmao, immaculate vagina.

If she couldn't even convey the gravity of such a situation to her own daughter, how well is she going to represent the conservative Christian movement on the world stage?

Again, see my above comment concerning this.

[LazyDrunk]

At 9/1/08 03:05 PM, LardLord wrote:

At 9/1/08 02:52 PM, JoS wrote: She kept it though, which plays into Palins pro-life views. This doesn't really hurt her, if anything this shows (along with her own child with Downs) that she is not a hypocrite, she is willing to walk the walk.

No, it does hurt her, because it shows her inability to teach her daughter the core "values" of Christian Conservativity that she espouses to no end, and to teach her daughter to keep all dicks out of her sacred and immaculate vagina until "properly" married off.

And it also shows her All-American freedom-respecting choice that her daughter made. What was she supposed to do, lock her child in the basement and preach the virtues of restraint and respect?

Some of you religion-haters are really sick fucks.

Don't you have any respect for a relationship YOU ARE FUCKING PRIVY TO? Inability to teach is an assumption. Inability of her daughter to learn is one and the same.

If the girl feels truly for the baby daddy, who is Sarah Palin to ground her young adult daughter from experiencing massive life events?

Feel free now to warp my position into your own prejudiced and speculative opinion that anyone who thinks like Palin believes all abortions should be illegalized, because the Bible says so. I'm looking forward to it.

If she couldn't even convey the gravity of such a situation to her own daughter, how well is she going to represent the conservative Christian movement on the world stage?

How do you know the daughter doesn't comprehend the gravity of pregnancy? Because her mother was picked for VP and she's not behaving like a little Chelsea Clinton?

Did you know Cheney's daughter munches rug? It doesn't change jack shit.

[Musician]

At 9/1/08 03:06 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: Jesus was alledgedly conceived out of conventional wedlock, and he never cried, only leaked healing fluids from his eye socket.

Someone should tell the Christians that.

I dunno what the punchline is here though.. I could name at least a dozen gals that had kids in high school, and half of those were on purpose.

Jeez, you must be living in a very..er "Christian" community. I can only name one pregger off the top of my head from my highschool. I think the point is that even though I agree it shouldn't effect Palin since it was her daughter and not her, it probably will effect her. I mean, the evangelical christians will basically see this as a huge violation of "Christian family values".

Like I said though, it's stupid. My personal beef is with the stupid pro-life/anti-sex argument all together. So it doesn't effect my vote.

[LardLord]

At 9/1/08 03:13 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: And it also shows her All-American freedom-respecting choice that her daughter made. What was she supposed to do, lock her child in the basement and preach the virtues of restraint and respect?

But in that "all-American" show of "freedom-respect", she goes against the Christian Conservative movement's core belief system of putting the decision to have children above all others in terms of "righteousness".

Some of you religion-haters are really sick fucks.

I'm an agnostic. I have no overt hatred of religion itself.

Don't you have any respect for a relationship YOU ARE FUCKING PRIVY TO? Inability to teach is an assumption. Inability of her daughter to learn is one and the same.

It is obvious that if her daughter is having sex, she simply DOES NOT subscribe to the movement's belief system, because having sex is a core perversion of the teachings of conservative christianity. The daughter's lack of belief is indicative of the parent's lack of serious teaching.

I never said there was anything wrong with not teaching your kid about religion. But presenting yourself as a banner-carrying Christian Conservative, while your daughter is quite obviously a rejection of the beliefs themselves is not a way to present yourself as a solid part of the movement.

If the girl feels truly for the baby daddy, who is Sarah Palin to ground her young adult daughter from experiencing massive life events?

A Christian Conservative, whose responsibility it is to instill a belief in waiting until marriage to have sex.

If she couldn't even convey the gravity of such a situation to her own daughter, how well is she going to represent the conservative Christian movement on the world stage?

How do you know the daughter doesn't comprehend the gravity of pregnancy? Because her mother was picked for VP and she's not behaving like a little Chelsea Clinton?

Because it is the moral responsibility of a Christian mother to plant from an early age the knowledge that marriage is a prerequisite to having sex. Her failure to adequately teach this idea is a show of a fundamental lack of effort.

Did you know Cheney's daughter munches rug? It doesn't change jack shit.

Cheney isn't exactly a posterboy of Evangelical Christianity; and his daughter is 39 years old, far beyond the point of still being under legal custody of her parents.

[MortifiedPenguins]

At 9/1/08 03:39 PM, LardLord wrote:

At 9/1/08 03:13 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

Because it is the moral responsibility of a Christian mother to plant from an early age the knowledge that marriage is a prerequisite to having sex. Her failure to adequately teach this idea is a show of a fundamental lack of effort.

This might come as a big suprise, but what about that the idea that the daughter simply made her own choice on the matter.

As much as parents can teach thier children, it's the child's choice to choise whether or not to follow the parents, it does not imply a lack of parental leadership.

I think it shows even more strengh that she's accepting of this and is willing to help her daughter out.

Honest to god you people are despicable.

[ThePretenders]

Hahaha! It seems that her 'superior' conservative morals didn't filter through to her daughter. If I was a politician, I would have used this as ammunition.

[LardLord]

At 9/1/08 04:23 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: As much as parents can teach thier children, it's the child's choice to choise whether or not to follow the parents, it does not imply a lack of parental leadership.

It SHOULD NOT be difficult to say, "Look, if you have sex, you're not only violating Christian Morality, but you're going to make your life a lot more difficult, a lot less happy than it needs to be. You're going to be poor, and you're going to be exasperated."

It is a failing if the parent fails to knock it into a teen's skull, that simply abstaining from sex, or using birth control could prevent a shitstorm of unwanted problems.

Just telling a teen the truth about how hard things are going to be under the circumstances of a pregnancy and the resulting child, should be enough to convince said teen that it really is worth it to wait until he or she is financially capable of supporting a child.

It literally is as simple as that, and the parent who fails to convey this message was not trying hard enough.

I think it shows even more strengh that she's accepting of this and is willing to help her daughter out.

It's a Cover Your Ass maneuver.

Honest to god you people are despicable.

The reality of the situation is that Palin serves as a lackluster member of the Conservative Movement at large, because of her failings as a parent.

[Jizzlebang]

Well obviously.

I mean, i'd tap that

[Dalaran2007]

Sarah Palin and her daughter are just hypocritical whores. They have sex all around, and then come preaching on everyone else. Reminds me of Eliot Spitzer (the NY ex Mayor), who preached against prostitution but hired the sexual services of Ashley Dupre.

[LazyDrunk]

At 9/1/08 03:39 PM, LardLord wrote:

At 9/1/08 03:13 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: And it also shows her All-American freedom-respecting choice that her daughter made. What was she supposed to do, lock her child in the basement and preach the virtues of restraint and respect?

But in that "all-American" show of "freedom-respect", she goes against the Christian Conservative movement

So fucking what? She's going WITH the American individual freedom opinion which states, implicitly, that a mother has zero fucking say in whether or not her 17 year old daughter chooses to exercise her sexuality.

The way you kids are reacting, your heads would explode if even the rumor of an abortion made headlines.

This isn't even news, it's gossip, and you twats are chewing it up like the freedom-hating sheeple you've revealed yourselves to be.

...and you fags talk about hypocrisey..

I'm an agnostic. I have no overt hatred of religion itself.

You're a faggot, as far as I'm concerned. A religion-hating faggot.

Don't you have any respect for a relationship YOU ARE FUCKING PRIVY TO? Inability to teach is an assumption. Inability of her daughter to learn is one and the same.

It is obvious that if her daughter is having sex, she simply DOES NOT subscribe to the movement's belief system, because having sex is a core perversion of the teachings of conservative christianity. The daughter's lack of belief is indicative of the parent's lack of serious teaching.

You don't shit of her upbringing. You heard Sarah Palin, the GOP VP pick, had a daughter who was pregnant and got all uppity because you're young and stupid and hypocritical and assuming shit you have no business assuming.. like how Sarah Palin somehow failed in instilling ideals of freedom and responsibility upon her daughter.

I assume you're mother should've aborted your sorry ass, because the shit you're saying here doesn't add up on any sort of intellectual level.

Freedom and Christianity aren't mutaully exclusive you dim-witted fuck.

I never said there was anything wrong with not teaching your kid about religion.

Neither did I, get over it.

At 9/1/08 05:42 PM, Dalaran2007 wrote: Sarah Palin and her daughter are just hypocritical whores.

Barack Obama is a bigger whore than both of them combined.

From whoring himself as "the people's pick" to downright blaspheming the average patriotic American to spiritually following fear-mongering and hate-mongering racist bigots, Barack Hussein Obama prostitutes both himself and his "values" more hypocritcally than either mother or daughter Palin.

People like you deserve the harrassment recieved for your small penii.

[LazyDrunk]

At 9/1/08 04:39 PM, LardLord wrote: The reality of the situation is that Palin serves as a lackluster member of the Conservative Movement at large, because of her failings as a parent.

Obama's father disagrees with your logic.

OH SHI-

[LordJaric]

At 9/1/08 06:15 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

Damn lazydrunk, giveing some major ownage

[LardLord]

At 9/1/08 06:15 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

But in that "all-American" show of "freedom-respect", she goes against the Christian Conservative movement

So fucking what? She's going WITH the American individual freedom opinion which states, implicitly, that a mother has zero fucking say in whether or not her 17 year old daughter chooses to exercise her sexuality.

Of course the daughter has the right to do have sex. But that's not what we're talking about here. This is about judgement, and it's clear that Palin's daughter has absolutely none of it, considering the choices she's made regarding sexuality. There is only one explanation for this, and it's that she didn't fully comprehend the consequences of her actions. No sane teenager would willingly want a child knowing the consequences that having a child entails.

It's Palin's fault that her daughter is unaware of the consequences. Period.

The way you kids are reacting, your heads would explode if even the rumor of an abortion made headlines.

My head would explode, because that would be a hypocritical action, carried out by the family of someone who has condemned abortion, and tried to illegalize it.

This isn't even news, it's gossip, and you twats are chewing it up like the freedom-hating sheeple you've revealed yourselves to be.

No, it IS a legitimate issue, because it calls into question Palin's core judgement, so loudly espoused for such a long time, and so holier-than-thou in its closeness to the Conservative Christian ideology.

...and you fags talk about hypocrisey..

This has nothing to do with hypocrisy, it has to do with judgement. Palin should have cared about her daughter's welfare more than this.

I'm an agnostic. I have no overt hatred of religion itself.

You're a faggot, as far as I'm concerned. A religion-hating faggot.

That's mature. I expect better of a veteran of this forum for so many years. Come on.

You don't shit of her upbringing. You heard Sarah Palin, the GOP VP pick, had a daughter who was pregnant and got all uppity because you're young and stupid and hypocritical and assuming shit you have no business assuming.. like how Sarah Palin somehow failed in instilling ideals of freedom and responsibility upon her daughter.

Sarah Palin is guilty, as so many other parents of teenage parents are, of chronic neglect of their teen's education. The saddest part of this whole story is that it wouldn't have even taken all that much convincing to let this teen know that the consequences of having a child are so severe that it negates all possible benefits of sex itself at this age. It is odd that a family so Christian would neglect to give their child the proper conditioning to deal with the pressure to have sex, and thinking about the larger scheme of things, instead of the momentary and immediate pleasure.

This story is about accepting the responsibilty for abstinence, and also teaching it, as dictated by Christian ideals.

I assume you're mother should've aborted your sorry ass, because the shit you're saying here doesn't add up on any sort of intellectual level.

Really, man. Is it necessary to go through that sorry routine?

Freedom and Christianity aren't mutaully exclusive you dim-witted fuck.

What in God's name are you talking about? Freedom to make that choice to remain abstinent (so simple!) would have shown great depth of character instilled by the teen's parents. The current situation, instead, shows that the parents were ultimately responsible for the teen's lack of moral fiber, and lack of foresight.

I never said there was anything wrong with not teaching your kid about religion.

Neither did I, get over it.

I'm not quite sure of the point you're attempting to make, here.

[LardLord]

At 9/1/08 06:18 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

At 9/1/08 04:39 PM, LardLord wrote: The reality of the situation is that Palin serves as a lackluster member of the Conservative Movement at large, because of her failings as a parent.

Obama's father disagrees with your logic.

OH SHI-

Obama's father was an atheist, and didn't have a mother who espoused Christian Conservative beliefs of saving yourself until marriage.

Not to mention that Obama's father was 25 years old when he had sex with Ann Dunham.

[Rideo]

At 9/1/08 05:08 PM, Jizzlebang wrote: Well obviously.

I mean, i'd tap that

Seriously?

That baby's only a couple months old man, that is disgusting.

[cellardoor6]

At 9/1/08 06:57 PM, LardLord wrote:

At 9/1/08 06:18 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

At 9/1/08 04:39 PM, LardLord wrote: The reality of the situation is that Palin serves as a lackluster member of the Conservative Movement at large, because of her failings as a parent.

Obama's father disagrees with your logic.

OH SHI-

Obama's father was an atheist, and didn't have a mother who espoused Christian Conservative beliefs of saving yourself until marriage.

Not to mention that Obama's father was 25 years old when he had sex with Ann Dunham.

Who WAS a Christian according to Barack obama. She was 17 years old and unmarried when she got pregnant with Barack!

OOOOOHHHHH

- Ann Dunham was born November 29th, 1942

- Barack Obama was born to her on August 4th, 1961.

Assuming she was pregnant with Barack Obama for 9 months, she got boinked by Obama Senior, around November 4th 1960.... when she was SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD.

So if by your logic, Sarah Palin is the mother of an immoral whore, then Barack Obama is the son of an immoral whore, and a bastard as well considering his father abandoned him and his mother. And since Obama is touting himself as a Christian, raised by a Christian mother, and often refers to his mom as the biggest, most positive influence in his life... Then by your logic Obama's morals would be suspect and there should be a hint of hypocrisy just as much as there supposedly is with Palin.

So... Sarah Palin raised a someone who doesn't practice the Christian values they espouse, but Obama was RAISED BY someone who didn't practice the Christian values she espoused. Either argument to suggest that either candidates are not presidential material on those grounds is idiotic, but you're going to have to reconcile that with the argument you're making about Palin.