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God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:12:40 Reply

I haven't crapped today or yesterday, my bowels hurt, and I need to get some laxative as soon as I can.


HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:14:09 Reply

At 9/1/08 05:12 AM, PsychoticMind wrote: I haven't crapped today or yesterday, my bowels hurt, and I need to get some laxative as soon as I can.

Ok. That's cool. But what are we supposed to do? Pretty sure the store here doesn't sell salad fingers brand laxatives.


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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:14:10 Reply

Your ass a splode.

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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:17:37 Reply

Plop Plop
Fizz Fizz
Oh, what a relief it is!


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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:19:26 Reply

At 9/1/08 05:12 AM, PsychoticMind wrote: I haven't crapped today or yesterday, my bowels hurt, and I need to get some laxative as soon as I can.

Ive been shitting bricks all day. Maybe our bowels have intertwined destinys...


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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:23:31 Reply

soooooooo we wanted to know why?!?!?!?!!?

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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:24:30 Reply

At 9/1/08 05:23 AM, Lizzardis wrote: soooooooo we wanted to know why?!?!?!?!!?

When I do shit it will be in your face.


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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:30:05 Reply

did you know ciggerettes are a mild laxative


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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:33:07 Reply

At 9/1/08 05:30 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: did you know ciggerettes are a mild laxative

haha, my friend used to make a point that he always smokes while he shits. He said "it makes it not smell as bad and it makes my poop come easier."

He doesnt smoke anymore.

i wonder if he still shits?

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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:35:39 Reply

apple juice, warm shower to relax then try again

eat more bananas
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Response to God damn constipation... 2008-09-01 05:49:06 Reply

Damn, the worst I've got was a shit that wouldnt come out for hours. Lasted from when I woke up till when I went to bed.


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