Think he does size changes? I wanna be 3 inches tall.

Good luck. Have fun living a few years before you're killed off and used to make clothing.

MOOOOOOO...lame.

At 9/1/08 01:10 AM, Fragment wrote:

At 8/31/08 11:11 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: Either you're full of shit or you're one of the biggest idiots on Newgrounds. I'm leaning towards the first one.

Why am I an idiot? Because I decide to actually go through with my lifelong dreams, and I mean that quite literally? Because I'm in the pursuit of ultimate happiness?

I bet you're nothing but a comformist kid, who listens to Fall Out Boy because everyone else in your school does. Go die.

No I'm the kid that goes to college and plays video games and draws all day, plus I think today's music sucks. The fact you're going to become part animal brings me to this conclusion, if I ever saw you after your surgery, I'd kill you and put you on my wall.

Riiiight...I'm gonna go get my hunting rifle. See you mounted on my wall!

I want to be a chair when I grow up.

Go for it. Just because you were never born a yak doesn't mean you are not a yak.

At 9/1/08 01:10 AM, Fragment wrote: Why am I an idiot? Because I decide to actually go through with my lifelong dreams, and I mean that quite literally? Because I'm in the pursuit of ultimate happiness?

Technically I can shut down your dreams, your happiness, and your life with a little inquiry.

At 9/1/08 01:25 AM, Dragoonwing wrote: No I'm the kid that goes to college and plays video games and draws all day, plus I think today's music sucks. The fact you're going to become part animal brings me to this conclusion, if I ever saw you after your surgery, I'd kill you and put you on my wall.

Oh, so you're not comformist, rather a useless, couch blob. I wouldn't doubt the fact that you would try to kill me, but I would bet that my strong yak legs could outrun your scrawny unused ones. You would chase me for about two or three seconds before succumbing to asthma, then you would just say "I'll do it tomorrow", go grab a soda, large size of course, at the local fast food joint, then finish that level of Resident Evil at your dorm.

You could only intimidate me if I were playing an FPS against you. Otherwise, you're nothing compared to my strong yak heart.

That seurgeon better be getting payed in advance!

Yaks eat grass.

At 8/31/08 09:32 PM, xports wrote: yaks make nice rugs

Yeah I think I'll go hunting for Yaks soon.

At 9/1/08 09:50 AM, Thomas724 wrote: That seurgeon better be getting payed in advance!

The price for the surgery is tremendous, but is so worth it. I can't wait until I get to gallop around with my strong yak legs and taking a shit in the middle of a field surrounded by my folk.

Only a couple more days.

At 8/31/08 09:31 PM, Fragment wrote: I know that with my hooves I won't be able to post anymore, but I would much rather leave NG than not be a yak.

I was all for it until I read this line.

You, sir, are a cow. You have lost my respect for you and your cause!

Amazing.

Had i the money, i would get myself turned to dragon. Woe is me.

Thats... interesting, you sure you wouldn't rather be a chick?

At 9/4/08 09:33 PM, darkmaster962000 wrote: Thats... interesting, you sure you wouldn't rather be a chick?

yes i am.

At 9/4/08 08:55 PM, Doomsday-One wrote: You, sir, are a cow.

Hey, the cow is a close relative to the yak, so I take that as a compliment. Thanks, guy!

Get some prosthetic fingers so you can post on NG

At 9/1/08 09:47 AM, Fragment wrote:

Oh, so you're not comformist, rather a useless, couch blob. I wouldn't doubt the fact that you would try to kill me, but I would bet that my strong yak legs could outrun your scrawny unused ones. You would chase me for about two or three seconds before succumbing to asthma, then you would just say "I'll do it tomorrow", go grab a soda, large size of course, at the local fast food joint, then finish that level of Resident Evil at your dorm.

You could only intimidate me if I were playing an FPS against you. Otherwise, you're nothing compared to my strong yak heart.

Wow you are quick to judge. You know nothing about me yet you assume Imma fat kid with asthma. Plus who ever said I'd have to show my face to you, they have invented ranged weapons we call rifles and sniper rifles. Last time I checked unless you're Elmer Fudd a hunter doesn't run after his prey like an idiot. Have fun with your yak legs furry boy.

At 8/31/08 09:36 PM, VirtualClepto wrote: I want to be a computer.

but i can't computer.

At 9/4/08 09:46 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: Wow you are quick to judge. You know nothing about me yet you assume Imma fat kid with asthma. Plus who ever said I'd have to show my face to you, they have invented ranged weapons we call rifles and sniper rifles. Last time I checked unless you're Elmer Fudd a hunter doesn't run after his prey like an idiot. Have fun with your yak legs furry boy.

I don't really have to see your face to quickly decipher your posts and tell your an idiot kid grasping for a way to flame me. You could be athletic and good-looking and that still wouldn't change the fact that you look for an argument to cover the fact that you're gullible for falling for my thread and for not finding a reasonable way to respond to my reply, besides the fact that there are sniper rifles that oh gee, can shoot me from miles and miles away! Seriously, what the hell kind of response is that? I could expect better from a 7th grader, college boy.

At 9/4/08 10:02 PM, Fragment wrote: I don't really have to see your face to quickly decipher your posts and tell your an idiot kid grasping for a way to flame me. You could be athletic and good-looking and that still wouldn't change the fact that you look for an argument to cover the fact that you're gullible for falling for my thread and for not finding a reasonable way to respond to my reply, besides the fact that there are sniper rifles that oh gee, can shoot me from miles and miles away! Seriously, what the hell kind of response is that? I could expect better from a 7th grader, college boy.

I'm not even taking this seriously I'm just doing it for the laughs. I have nothing against your surgery and I'm actually intruged about how you'd look. I did have fears of you getting shot by mistake or something so if you plan on being with your fellow yak in the hope of seeing your kids (if that's even possible I don't know) then be careful dude.

At 9/4/08 10:15 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: stuff

Hey look, let's start an unnecessary flame war.

My reaction to this thread:

At 8/31/08 10:22 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: I'm still waiting for my supernatural change.

There can only be one...

Plus I've already got the job.

I'm sure it would be all over the news when you do, course what am I to separate a man's dreams? So I say go for it. Even if this thread is full of lie, the mere thought of it could bring a tear to my eye.

Poet,know it etc...

Not to be a narcissistic asshole, but this is the best thing I've ever written for the BBS. Jeez, I didn't even remember it.

I'm a crow right now, but i'm thinking on becoming a crocodile
Crocodiles are awesome