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Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:46:02 Reply

I was driving not five minutes ago, when I was stopped. Stopped by kids, on bikes and scooters in the middle of the street.

The oldest could have been more than seven. Now I know what you're probably not thinking, "They probably didn't see you because they were playing around". No, they saw me from 300 feet away, and I'm going 30 kph, not to mention I have no muffler or catilitic(sp) converters on my car, so it makes a nice deep roar.

So I'm slowly driving up and you'd expect the children to disperse to the sidewalks to let this vehicle, that is about 20 times bigger and heavier then they are, to pass through. Nope, the eldest of these little shits stops. Right in the middle of the road, and sticks out his hand in a motion for me to stop. So I slow down some more expecting this fucker and his little friends to safely cross to one side or the other. No, this little cunt has the nerve to say "Careful, there are little kids!", Oh that pissed me off.

Now wanting to make these poor little children cry, I decided to play their game and say "Well can I go on through?" in a sweet little voice, that you would talk to a child in. What I wanted to say was "Why don't you get the fuck out of the way then!". So I drive on by slowly and see one little shit on his bike pedaling as fast as he can to try and catch me. But I just drove on through and went on my merry way.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY!?!?! When I was little and playing street hockey in the middle of the street, we'd yell CAR and get the nets out of the way as fast as possible because we realized that people had places to be, and we wanted them to drive as fast as they could so we could get back to playing hockey!

Also, WHERE THE FUCK WERE THE PARENTS!?!

TLDR: Little kids see me driving from far away and stayed in the middle of the god damn street.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:47:01 Reply

Hit one, teach the rest


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:48:13 Reply

At 8/30/08 07:47 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Hit one, teach the rest

This.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:48:36 Reply

This generation is corrupt and deceitful, I support a mass genocide of today's youth. Everyone from Generation Y to Generation X.

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:48:42 Reply

... What kind of neighbourhood were you in?

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:48:49 Reply

At 8/30/08 07:47 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Hit one, teach the rest

I lol'd at this. I would hit as many as I can until they get it right.

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:49:01 Reply

At 8/30/08 07:47 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Hit one, teach the rest

Teaching is a valuable skill in modern society.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:51:01 Reply

At 8/30/08 07:48 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:
At 8/30/08 07:47 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Hit one, teach the rest
This.

seconded.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:51:37 Reply

You should just be happy they weren't throwing rocks at your car. I did that shit when I was a kid, and I turned out just fine.....

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:54:43 Reply

At 8/30/08 07:47 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Hit one, teach the rest

Lol, that'll show those little runts.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:56:44 Reply

The black people here fuck around in the streets all the time. At least they get out of the way.

You should have kept driving and taught the little shits a lesson.

At 8/30/08 07:51 PM, VespeneGas wrote: fjaaaaaaa

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-30 19:59:21 Reply

At 8/30/08 07:47 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Hit one, teach the rest

Oh I wanted to very much, but my sissy side got the better of me.

At 8/30/08 07:48 PM, reveihca wrote: This generation is corrupt and deceitful, I support a mass genocide of today's youth. Everyone from Generation Y to Generation X.

As long as it doesn't involve me in the genocide, I'm all for it.

At 8/30/08 07:48 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: ... What kind of neighbourhood were you in?

The whole neighborhood is great, but this little strip basically has a whole bunch of immigrants.
Think trailer trash with actual housing.

At 8/30/08 07:51 PM, VespeneGas wrote: fjaaaaaaa

If only I could rape myself to get rid of all this frustration.

At 8/30/08 07:51 PM, Sir-Hank-Frank wrote: You should just be happy they weren't throwing rocks at your car. I did that shit when I was a kid, and I turned out just fine.....

I probably wouldn't have even gone after them even if they broke a window. Looking back, if they would have been older, I would have sworn they were gonna carjack me.

At 8/30/08 07:56 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: The black people here fuck around in the streets all the time. At least they get out of the way.

You should have kept driving and taught the little shits a lesson.

There are two kinds of people. The quick and the dead.

At 8/30/08 07:57 PM, Dew wrote: So is this topic about having intercourse with children?

Duh! Of course it is! I took them to Neverland Ranch.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:13:54 Reply

The younger generation is getting more and more disgraceful by the day, they just have no respect at all anymore!!

I've been insulted by a lot of 15 year olds just walking through town, doesn't bother me cause they could just be cunts. But I would never have provoked someone for no reason at all, let alone someone who's older then me at that age!!! (Fuck I'll do it now if i'm drunk :P)

It's funny because I made a thread about fucking kids in my anger a while back :D
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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:14:39 Reply

I thought this topic was going to be about fucking kids.

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:21:20 Reply

At 8/30/08 07:46 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY!?!?! When I was little and playing street hockey in the middle of the street, we'd yell CAR and get the nets out of the way as fast as possible because we realized that people had places to be, and we wanted them to drive as fast as they could so we could get back to playing hockey!

Guess what!: On my street we always yelled CAR whenever a car was coming AND we got out of the way too! So, I guess you were just on a bad street.


Also, WHERE THE FUCK WERE THE PARENTS!?!

The parents were on a honeymoon, and the babysitter "forgot" to stop by.


TLDR: Little kids see me driving from far away and stayed in the middle of the damn street.

Wow! Everyone give a big Hazzah for me! I READ THE WHOLE THING INSTEAD OF TL;DR!!! :DDDDD

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:29:32 Reply

At 8/31/08 07:21 AM, darknessdweller wrote:
At 8/30/08 07:46 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
Guess what!: On my street we yell CAR whenever a car was coming AND we got out of the way too!

Fixed.

The parents were on a honeymoon, and the babysitter "forgot" to stop by.

How the fuck do you know that this is so? Don't parents have honeymoons before they have kids?

Wow! Everyone give a big Hazzah for me! I READ THE WHOLE THING INSTEAD OF TL;DR!!! :DDDDD

HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'M A JACKASS WHO DOESN'T GET ANYTHING!

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:34:45 Reply

run them all over then say it was a speedboat that flew of water and was outa control :D


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:36:16 Reply

hit 'em hard and hit 'em fast. They'll get out of the way......... dead or alive


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:37:16 Reply

WTF You could have hit a child!!!

The nerve of some people these days. Geez!


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:38:24 Reply

i'm with you. when i was young i hate those kids. kill them.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:44:18 Reply

you should have accelerated just a bit, so you could slowly push the little prick until he got out of the way.
or, you could have pulled out your gun and shown it to them (no pun intended).

or you could have hit-n-runed em

kids these days need a spanking


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 07:50:52 Reply

You should have floored it

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 08:46:41 Reply

Fucking kids is wrong.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 09:07:40 Reply

Thread title = jail time.

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 09:10:02 Reply

The title of this thread is misleading >:(

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 09:10:27 Reply

The best thing to have done would have been to slowly drive towards them, and when you get close, rev the engine and beep the horn. They would have shat their little pants.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 09:12:06 Reply

Once little kids go back to school, they'll have nothing else to do.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 09:22:50 Reply

For a second I thought this thread was about ... you know ... fucking kids.


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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 09:26:05 Reply

At 8/31/08 09:22 AM, Gatling wrote: For a second I thought this thread was about ... you know ... fucking kids.

Or even child porn.

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Response to Fucking Kids 2008-08-31 09:29:06 Reply

Kids these days eh.


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