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What would you do with it?


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At 8/30/08 05:02 PM, 546871 wrote: What would you do with it?

Tons of stuff. It would be pretty fun just playing around with it.

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I would have sex with myself.

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Put one on a wall, one above a toilet, and...

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At 8/30/08 05:05 PM, Imaku wrote: Put one on a wall, one above a toilet, and...

Flat surfaces only, my good sir.

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Eat it so i could shit portals.

i am one who didn't like Portal very much. It was a great game, but not my thing.

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two portals leading to a girls' lockeroom. YEEEAAAH

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At 8/30/08 05:07 PM, g0t wrote:
At 8/30/08 05:05 PM, Imaku wrote: Put one on a wall, one above a toilet, and...
Flat surfaces only, my good sir.

Last time I checked, a ceiling was a flat surface.

...not that I'm condoning these types of shenanigans, mind you.

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something like this might happen.

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I would shoot one in my room and the other.....in ?

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lol

I love Electric Retard

If you had a Portal gun...

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Hey, I once had an awesome dream.
I found a guide online that explained how to turn your Wii remote into a portal gun.
I followed it, and it worked.
Then I have gone out to the balcony, and tried to make a portal on the ground far below me.
Turns out the batteries were drained.
So I got a new pair, and when I just made my first portal, the dream ended.

Well, I would use it in a way I mentioned, to quickly go outside from the point of the balcony (without using lift and all that)

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I would become obese from never having to take more then 1 step at a time


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At 8/30/08 05:03 PM, Strongbow wrote: I would have sex with myself.

I agree, how awesome would it be to fuck yourself in the ass? You could give and receive!


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Make an infinite loop between the wall and floor, and push someone in.

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Open up two portals. Insert arm. Close portals.


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I would just put one in my house and the other at my school.


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At 8/30/08 05:13 PM, Duffi wrote: lol
I love Electric Retard

Me too!
It's a nice kind of a trolling comic.

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At 8/30/08 05:18 PM, Xaxrox wrote: Open up two portals. Insert head. Close portals.

Fixed.

Now go test it out. Make sure someone films the whole thing.

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I would never have to take an airplane ever again.

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does anyone know where i can find the thread with all the portal drawings and such?


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At 8/30/08 05:32 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: I would never have to take an airplane ever again.

Lol you would, how would you get the other portal in the place where you wanna go?

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secretly watch naked women

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At 8/30/08 05:13 PM, Duffi wrote: lol
I love Electric Retard

you do know they can see you on the other side.


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At 8/30/08 05:08 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:
At 8/30/08 05:07 PM, g0t wrote:
At 8/30/08 05:05 PM, Imaku wrote: Put one on a wall, one above a toilet, and...
Flat surfaces only, my good sir.
Last time I checked, a ceiling was a flat surface.

...not that I'm condoning these types of shenanigans, mind you.

One above a toilet? What?

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At 8/30/08 05:35 PM, pizza4ever wrote: secretly watch naked women

I'm sure they'd notice a huge gaping orange hole on top of their ceiling and a teenager jerking it while watching them.


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To rob Dry-Ice's Ice cubes of course.


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whats the range on a portal gun? could ya point 1 at the moon? if so hello telescope!

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portal myself into a stripclub

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