If you had a Portal gun...

[546871]

What would you do with it?

[Phantox]

At 8/30/08 05:02 PM, 546871 wrote: What would you do with it?

Tons of stuff. It would be pretty fun just playing around with it.

Also, VG forum

[Strongbow]

I would have sex with myself.

[Imaku]

Put one on a wall, one above a toilet, and...

[g0t]

At 8/30/08 05:05 PM, Imaku wrote: Put one on a wall, one above a toilet, and...

Flat surfaces only, my good sir.

[DEFF]

Eat it so i could shit portals.

i am one who didn't like Portal very much. It was a great game, but not my thing.

[VI-Chuckles-IV]

two portals leading to a girls' lockeroom. YEEEAAAH

[videogamer0810]

At 8/30/08 05:07 PM, g0t wrote:

At 8/30/08 05:05 PM, Imaku wrote: Put one on a wall, one above a toilet, and...

Flat surfaces only, my good sir.

Last time I checked, a ceiling was a flat surface.

...not that I'm condoning these types of shenanigans, mind you.

[xports]

something like this might happen.

[juansolous]

I would shoot one in my room and the other.....in ?

[Duffi]

lol

I love Electric Retard

[macio]

Hey, I once had an awesome dream.
I found a guide online that explained how to turn your Wii remote into a portal gun.
I followed it, and it worked.
Then I have gone out to the balcony, and tried to make a portal on the ground far below me.
Turns out the batteries were drained.
So I got a new pair, and when I just made my first portal, the dream ended.

Well, I would use it in a way I mentioned, to quickly go outside from the point of the balcony (without using lift and all that)

[jewdudewtf]

I would become obese from never having to take more then 1 step at a time

[BlueFlameSkulls]

Make portals?

duh

[reveihca]

At 8/30/08 05:03 PM, Strongbow wrote: I would have sex with myself.

I agree, how awesome would it be to fuck yourself in the ass? You could give and receive!

[AlphaCentauri]

Make an infinite loop between the wall and floor, and push someone in.

[Xaxrox]

Open up two portals. Insert arm. Close portals.

[Arctic-Zone]

I would just put one in my house and the other at my school.

[macio]

At 8/30/08 05:13 PM, Duffi wrote: lol

I love Electric Retard

Me too!
It's a nice kind of a trolling comic.

[videogamer0810]

At 8/30/08 05:18 PM, Xaxrox wrote: Open up two portals. Insert head. Close portals.

Fixed.

Now go test it out. Make sure someone films the whole thing.

[FlamingHiei]

I would never have to take an airplane ever again.

[funkymcducky]

does anyone know where i can find the thread with all the portal drawings and such?

[Lagamuffin]

At 8/30/08 05:32 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: I would never have to take an airplane ever again.

Lol you would, how would you get the other portal in the place where you wanna go?

[pizza4ever]

secretly watch naked women

[wreckages]

At 8/30/08 05:13 PM, Duffi wrote: lol

I love Electric Retard

you do know they can see you on the other side.

[g0t]

At 8/30/08 05:08 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 8/30/08 05:07 PM, g0t wrote:

At 8/30/08 05:05 PM, Imaku wrote: Put one on a wall, one above a toilet, and...

Flat surfaces only, my good sir.

Last time I checked, a ceiling was a flat surface.

...not that I'm condoning these types of shenanigans, mind you.

One above a toilet? What?

[reveihca]

At 8/30/08 05:35 PM, pizza4ever wrote: secretly watch naked women

I'm sure they'd notice a huge gaping orange hole on top of their ceiling and a teenager jerking it while watching them.

[lawlmaster]

To rob Dry-Ice's Ice cubes of course.

[Celestian]

whats the range on a portal gun? could ya point 1 at the moon? if so hello telescope!

[gizmo12345]

portal myself into a stripclub

<insert cockjoke here>