After a few months of looking and posting around the BBS,I have found a pattern of topics.
[] Photoshop!--Most everyday we all see,about two or three photoshop threads.It is almost a sure thing that whenever you look into the threads you will ALWAYS see one or two photoshop threads.Most always they suck,and dont really get that many posts,but one thing is sure you cant go a day without seeing "Photoshop this guy?!!?!" And no Photoshop thread is ever complete without Bedn,Mr Bean,MS paint cocks.ect.
[] I hurt my Penis/cock thread.---Perhaps the most common,you cant go at most at few hours without seeing a thread that is named "My dick Hurts." or "what is wrong with my penis?" Most are A fake story about someone cuting there member in half,ect.
[] This movie Sucks/This movie is awsome./im pissed---another common thread,many NG users want to voice there View on a movie or are just upset about something,most are very short and offer no insight to the movie/or rant.Most go like this. "Dude i seen teh diester movie,and it waz so funiey!!?111 lol wil smeth hit his haed!11." Or "The new batman was so gay!! LOL! Ledger is a faggot!!" most are really pointless and a often the point of the next thread.
[] This user/Mod sucks.--Almost every day we see a topic about how much a user hates another user,Most threads like this end in a flame war.Most comments are just insults and serve no point.There will also be a User that rants about a Mod,these threads often end in a lock and/or a ban.
[] Masturbation/Porn thread--- The most common,these threads are started by nine or ten year old users,about a masturbation story,or very personal questions,like "How often do you wank?" or "why is MY cum is red?!." Most are very popular,but pathetic at the same time.Porn threads sometimes have links or adult images,threads like this are normally posted late at night,when there are no Mods on. 99% of the real porn threads are deleted,and end with a heavy Ban.
[] Rickroll.----Many of these threads pop up every other day,they most always have a fake news passage,with a link to youtube,ending in a rickroll and epic flame war.There are also countless numbers of Rickroll rants on NG almost every day.It may be good fun,but many just piss people off.
[] Im bored/I smoked some weed.----Some threads are just posted out of boredom,often ending in a lock.There are also COUNTLESS topics about a user smoking weed or doing drugs,most of the time the story is fake,and the eleven year old people who posted it,are just searching for approval.
[] SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM.---- Just dont feed the troll.
[] Im fucked/im in trouble/what do I do?-----Most are fake storys about beating up kids with cancer,or kicking babies. Once again dont feed the troll.
[] Runescape/WoW.---Too many flame wars to post.Love it or hate it,you are wasting your time.
[] misplaced thread.----A topic about video games or politics ect.Most people who post on these threads backseat Mod,"wrong place." or "Post it here." and every one gets banned.For careing too much
[] Attention Whores.---Every school or workplace has a few.---people just looking for attention.Dont post on these threads,let them die.please.
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------------------------ MiscThreads. These threads are a bit more uncommon,but you will still see these every other day or so.
[] I need a girlfriend/Boyfriend.---Most are funny but,often pop up near holidays like St.Valentines day.
[] Check out my video/Flash!.---Just random adverts people put in,to encourage others to vote on there youtube movie or NG flash.Sometimes there are topics like "Make money by sleeping!." Most are locked or deleted.
[] sterotypes/white>black/Tom is gay?/Rumors.---These threads often die out quickly after a short flame war,Race wars can often break out and the flame war will last for five or ten pages.Or Rumors about Mods,users,Tom,Wade ect.Pop up when some one is bored or just a asshole.
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------------------------RARE TOPICS.Every few weeks or months these will arise from the ashes.
[] good topics.----Almost non existent,a thread that appeals to everyone.good luck finding some.
[] I HATE YOU FAGGOTS I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!/FUCK YOU ALL!.----Ah the suicide threads,Posted by fake Emo attention Whores,or just out of spite. These are often laughed at by other users beacuse they are about the kids parents taking away his X-box,or something else.Or posted by spolied Brats who need a asskicking *caugh* TSstudios *caugh* 99% of these people never go though with it,the other 1% is Livecorpse.
[] Look at my cool sh1t!.---Posted by eleven year old kids who begged there parents for something expensive,like a Tv or Video game console.Once again dont feed the troll.
if I find any more I will post it later.
Dont think i'm right? print out the list and check the BBS.
