My Castle Crashers Rant

[super6nacho]

HEY TOM FULP ARE YOU READING THIS CUZ THS IS FOR YOU!? Anyways I do not own an XBOX 360 i have a PS3 and WII. I do not want a 360 because I dont want to get the red ring and have to spend thousands of dollars on fixing it and I dont want to buy games that I can get on my PC for free (pirate bay) next year! So I refuse to get a 360 BUT I really REALLLLY want CASTLE CRASHERS...... SOOO WONT YOU PLEASE PORT THE CODE TO PSN NETWORK PPPPLLLEAASSEEEEE!!!!?!??!?!?! COME ON!!!!!! I DONT HAVE ANY OF YOUR GAMES CUZ THERE ALL ON XBOX LIVE ARCADE!!!!!!! PLEASE TOM!!!!!!! THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!!!
p.s. please make all of your next games multiple systems, PLLLEAASE!!!!!

[SniperWolf1564]

And all you idiots act like it's easy to port games.

[Laughingbox]

At 8/29/08 02:07 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: And all you idiots act like it's easy to port games.

Wait, wasn't that sarcasm?

[super6nacho]

At 8/29/08 02:07 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: And all you idiots act like it's easy to port games.

i know its not easy but HELL he should do it anyway

[TehreTard]

At 8/29/08 02:07 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: And all you idiots act like it's easy to port games.

It is if you're a developer with a reasonable amount of staff.

However, since The Behemoth is made up of like...3 guys, I don't see any ports happening anytime soon.

[super6nacho]

At 8/29/08 02:17 PM, TehreTard wrote:

At 8/29/08 02:07 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: And all you idiots act like it's easy to port games.

It is if you're a developer with a reasonable amount of staff.

However, since The Behemoth is made up of like...3 guys, I don't see any ports happening anytime soon.

NO thats impossible....... the behemoth as more then 3 guys it just happened to be you only here those guys talking about the game

[emo-penguin]

Why don't you PM him instead of fagging up the forums?

or has he blocked you?

[super6nacho]

At 8/29/08 02:26 PM, emo-penguin wrote: Why don't you PM him instead of fagging up the forums?

or has he blocked you?

i told mindchamber to do that, hes a good guy

[emo-penguin]

At 8/29/08 02:32 PM, super6nacho wrote:

At 8/29/08 02:26 PM, emo-penguin wrote: Why don't you PM him instead of fagging up the forums?

or has he blocked you?

i told mindchamber to do that, hes a good guy

So he has blocked you

[Gustavos]

Nah, it's better for Wiiware. More than twice as many people will buy it.

[McPaper]

If Castle Crashers has poor network peformance on Xbox Live arcade what do you think it will be like on the inferior PSN network?

[Chickumbleh]

The Behemoth is probably being paid a large sum of money by microsoft to keep it 360 only.

[andhination]

At 8/29/08 02:47 PM, McPaper wrote: If Castle Crashers has poor network peformance on Xbox Live arcade what do you think it will be like on the inferior PSN network?

Bullshite. But OP won't realise that.

[sirbobsalot2]

Put it on bloody STEAM, not PSN, not wiiware, but steam, easy and quick to use, with great online, this kind of game is ment for steam.

[EtchASketchClock]

At 8/29/08 02:05 PM, super6nacho wrote: I do not want a 360 because I dont want to get the red ring and have to spend thousands of dollars on fixing it

Boo hoo.

and I dont want to buy games that I can get on my PC for free (pirate bay) next year!

Lol, way to announce that you steal games.

So I refuse to get a 360 BUT I really REALLLLY want CASTLE CRASHERS...... SOOO WONT YOU PLEASE PORT THE CODE TO PSN NETWORK PPPPLLLEAASSEEEEE!!!!?!??!?!?! COME ON!!!!!! I DONT HAVE ANY OF YOUR GAMES CUZ THERE ALL ON XBOX LIVE ARCADE!!!!!!! PLEASE TOM!!!!!!! THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!!!

Or you could just buy a 360 and stop bitching.

p.s. please make all of your next games multiple systems, PLLLEAASE!!!!!

p.s. If your mom has already bought you a Wii and PS3, I'm sure she can buy you a 360.

[super6nacho]

well good for you, dirty xbox fan boy

[TehreTard]

At 8/29/08 02:47 PM, McPaper wrote: If Castle Crashers has poor network peformance on Xbox Live arcade what do you think it will be like on the inferior PSN network?

Or maybe it's because Tom can't program for shit?

I'm leaning towards that theory.

[EtchASketchClock]

At 8/29/08 03:03 PM, super6nacho wrote: well good for you, dirty xbox fan boy

Don't see how telling you to just buy an Xbox if you want Castle Crasher so bad makes me a fanboy, but k.

[mankvill]

Yay, Castle Crashers!

[super6nacho]

Why do trolls still troll? I don't get it. Do you get that you make no one but yourself laugh? "OH LOL BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT MA-" No. No. Let me stop you there. You don't matter at all, actually. In fact you matter less than the average human, because you don't use an actual persona online. Instead you use the persona of some deluded 3rd graded that has very little thought and very little personality.

OKAY LOOK, im NOT joking im serious this is a REAL RANT and lets face you cant do a rant with out sounding like a 3rd.

[EtchASketchClock]

At 8/29/08 03:16 PM, super6nacho wrote: OKAY LOOK, im NOT joking im serious this is a REAL RANT and lets face you cant do a rant with out sounding like a 3rd.

This isn't a rant, its just a one-sided petition where you hoped people would just agree with you.

[That-Is-Bull]

At 8/29/08 02:05 PM, super6nacho wrote: I do not want a 360 because I dont want to get the red ring and have to spend thousands of dollars on fixing it

Actually, Microsoft pays for everything, renews your warranty and gives you a free month of Xbox Live for RROD. You just lose your console for about a week.

[Matt475]

Ha Ha, what an idiot...please, GTFO

[SniperWolf1564]

At 8/29/08 03:05 PM, TehreTard wrote: Or maybe it's because Tom can't program for shit?

Lets expand upon this. There is (obviously) a very small number of developers working at Behemoth. That only leaves a small number of beta testers (I wonder if there was any extensive beta testing done.)

Tom should have made open betas of Castle Crashers to test the net code.

[MojoFilter]

At 8/29/08 03:03 PM, super6nacho wrote: well good for you, dirty xbox fan boy

Ugh. "Good for you". Glad to see that you brought your big bag of retarded cliches along with you

On top of that, he's not a fanboy by any means. All he did was point out the many flaws in your disgusting rant

[evilresident20]

At 8/29/08 02:05 PM, super6nacho wrote: HEY TOM FULP ARE YOU READING THIS CUZ THS IS FOR YOU!? Anyways I do not own an XBOX 360 i have a PS3 and WII. I do not want a 360 because I dont want to get the red ring and have to spend thousands of dollars on fixing it and I dont want to buy games that I can get on my PC for free (pirate bay) next year! So I refuse to get a 360 BUT I really REALLLLY want CASTLE CRASHERS...... SOOO WONT YOU PLEASE PORT THE CODE TO PSN NETWORK PPPPLLLEAASSEEEEE!!!!?!??!?!?! COME ON!!!!!! I DONT HAVE ANY OF YOUR GAMES CUZ THERE ALL ON XBOX LIVE ARCADE!!!!!!! PLEASE TOM!!!!!!! THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!!!
p.s. please make all of your next games multiple systems, PLLLEAASE!!!!!

IT DOESN'T COST ANYTHING TO GET YOUR XBOX 360 REPAIRED!!!! IF YOU GET THE RED RING ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND IT BACK AND THEY SEND YOU ANOTHER ONE FREE!!!

[Paradox]

At 8/29/08 03:57 PM, evilresident20 wrote: IT DOESN'T COST ANYTHING TO GET YOUR XBOX 360 REPAIRED!!!! IF YOU GET THE RED RING ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND IT BACK AND THEY SEND YOU ANOTHER ONE FREE!!!

Which works once. If you suffer it again, you have to pay.

[That-Is-Bull]

At 8/29/08 04:10 PM, Paradox wrote:

At 8/29/08 03:57 PM, evilresident20 wrote: IT DOESN'T COST ANYTHING TO GET YOUR XBOX 360 REPAIRED!!!! IF YOU GET THE RED RING ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND IT BACK AND THEY SEND YOU ANOTHER ONE FREE!!!

Which works once. If you suffer it again, you have to pay.

Holy fucks, really? 'Cause my 360 got the RROD, and Microshit replaced it with another RROD'd one.

[malachi117]

At 8/29/08 04:10 PM, Paradox wrote:

Which works once. If you suffer it again, you have to pay.

No, they'll fix it every time for free and give you a free month.

[Paradox]

At 8/29/08 04:25 PM, malachi117 wrote:

At 8/29/08 04:10 PM, Paradox wrote:

Which works once. If you suffer it again, you have to pay.

No, they'll fix it every time for free and give you a free month.

Last time I checked, the warranty's void once the case is removed (even if it's Microshit fixing it) and you get a three month repair warranty, so if it dies of the RRoD within three months then it's another free fix. They probably just couldn't tell if it'd been fixed previously, or not.