If you found a golden ticket...

[Butt-Blast]

Lets say you have the munchies and you crave a Wonka bar. You open it and to your surprise find Wonka's last Golden Ticket?

What would you do? Would you go to the factory and see what's inside? Or would you sell the ticket off E-Bay for a truckload of cash?

It may be just a candy factory but put int consideration that the human being to ever go inside was Willy Wonka so going yourself you would be somewhere that has had less people than the moon.

But someone out there ma be willing to pay upwards of 500 million dollars for what you have. You would never have to work again.

So there's my question. What would you do?

[simon]

I would definitely sell it on eBay.

[Loltastic]

I'd probably eat it.

[Death-Affiliate]

At 8/29/08 02:57 AM, Loltastic wrote: I'd probably eat it.

Augustus Gloop... You fat little jerk...

[Elios]

I'd cut it in half.

So i can visit the factory twice!

[Mission-Control]

I think I'd just burn it, without telling anyone. So everyone would continue to buy candy and in the future, after all the conspiracy theory's and obesity problems, everyone would wonder what ever did happened to that last chocolate bar?

[Butt-Blast]

At 8/29/08 02:58 AM, Elios wrote: I'd cut it in half.

So i can visit the factory twice!

If the ticket gets cut in half it becomes void, you can neither sell it or use it for admittance

So you get, NOTHING!!! You lose! Good day Sir!

[AloysiusRexford]

Ebay is tempting, and having all that money is tempting..

but, oh fuck, I love candy and i love nerds and gobstoppers..

I'd take seeing wonka's factory - in hopes that i get to take over his factory for him.

[Bobby444]

I'd sell it on eBay then watch the film on my new blu-ray player in my mansion.

[link-011]

I would sell it for crack money

[Gamepr020]

ide sell on ebay for tons of cahs and use the money to buy myself candy.. o and everyone knows that once u go in the factory u never come out. how u suppose to explain his workers?

[UMREE]

i would sell the ticket, then by the factory

[NemoX]

At 8/29/08 03:00 AM, Mission-Control wrote: I think I'd just burn it, without telling anyone. So everyone would continue to buy candy and in the future, after all the conspiracy theory's and obesity problems, everyone would wonder what ever did happened to that last chocolate bar?

I like the way you think my good sir. a little bit of chaos never hurt anybody. And just think, instead of burning it, keep it for some years...it never was mentioned an expiry date. Just claim your prize later on, once he refuses, sue his ass, and get a ton of money as settlement...then "accidentally" bump him and bucket to the chocolate pool for them to drown, make sure the mix is think that day....

[Mission-Control]

At 8/29/08 03:24 AM, NemoX wrote: I like the way you think my good sir.

I've never cared for chocolate anyway.
fruit snacks kick ass.

[X8X]

At 8/29/08 02:53 AM, simon wrote: I would definitely sell it on eBay.

Seconded. Sure the factory is nice and stuff but I'd rather take the cash, thanks.

[Paradigms]

It has had more people than on the moon. Willy employed human staff, but then he went batshit insane, fired everyone, hired the oompa-loompas using cocoa beans as money, and built chocolate playrooms.

[Xaxrox]

I'd hide it in a secret place.

Shh.

[Ultor]

Sell off the ticket I just don't see the thrill if I can watch the movie

[Sensationalism]

If Willy Wonka looks like Johnny Depp, I'd definitely go there! I'd be trying to rape him the whole time.

[Quistybetter]

I would sell it... and get damn much money for it and start my own Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory!

[Mission-Control]

At 8/29/08 04:49 AM, Sensationalism wrote: If Willy Wonka looks like Johnny Depp, I'd definitely go there! I'd be trying to rape him the whole time.

+5 spontaneous points.

How in the hell do you even mentally jump between that o-o;

[Haoie]

Old Willy Wonka or new?

I'd rather go to the old factory [the earlier film].

Otherwise, sell the ticket.

[Dezimo]

i'd sell it definatly

there are a ton of things that i want in life, and visiting a chocolate factory isn't one of them

[Grammar-Nazi]

I'd run home and get bribed by random rival candy lords.

[mythicaljake]

I'd use it for rolling paper.

a Golden Joint... How cool would that be? :D

[FuckDemon]

They still sell Wonka Bar's?! Those are fucking delicious!

[Ru5tyNZ]

Sell it!

[MCU]

Sell it to Arthur Slugworth.

[rahvin-the-vampire]

I'd go to the factory, win the grand prize (the factory, zomg spoiler), and I'd totally put the Oompa Loompas in rap videos, I'd make my own Wonka Wecords. We could smash on them fools til I gained some street-fame. I'd buy my own housing complex and start earning rent from them bitches, then I'd spend all of my time on Newgrounds.

I'd be learning and growing. Mutating into some form of crazy-1337 BBS genius, thus gaining me Mod'dom. (Mod'Dome? No, that sounds like a building.)

Once I gained Mod'dom, I'd learn flash, and become the coolest NGer ever, even surpassing TStudio and DrugMan3!

At least I've got something covered. ;>

[Gooey-Pooey]

At 8/29/08 02:52 AM, Butt-Blast wrote: It may be just a candy factory but put int consideration that the human being to ever go inside was Willy Wonka so going yourself you would be somewhere that has had less people than the moon.

I would definetly sell it.
But didn't you see the movie? Theres like 100 oompa loompas there