overnight preference change

[gwammah]

sorry to use the bbs like a facebook profile but i have a small problem

right so um i've always been a pretty straight guy. and by that i mean, i liked the company of women. i liked the curve of their waists, how their spine makes that little indentation on their back, how their ribcage delicately pushes out their busoms.
everything. i was a manly man.

the problem is last night i went to bed after a bit of drinking, and when i woke up, i had this weird feeling in my tummy.
and i see my roommate walking around without his shirt off. and i kid you not, i had a 'accident' right then and there.
and since then, all i can think about are penises...and muscular abs...and tight hairy buttocks. chiseled chins. manbeards. powerful forarms and muscular thighs.
i've been 'pleasuring' myself to photos of shia lebouf and bruce campbell.

in short, I woke up gay.
gay as the pranciest pixie in gaytown.

guys
i need to fix this
i was raised in a christian household, and even though i no longer believe in god (i'm an atheist now and PROUD of it thank you VERY much), i still think being gay is wrong.
a dick is supposed to be in a pussy. two dicks do not make a right. two pussies do not make a right either. evolution and nature tell me this is wrong. procreation does not come from me being a flopping faggot all day and clenching my gums around a man's powerpole.
being gay is wrong. i am sorry if you disagree.
and no i dont need you bringing in religion and politics and darwin to try and convince me its ok to be gay. 'we're queer, we're here, and proud of it' sickens me.

i dont WANT to be gay.
i have been perusing female pornography and hentai all night. and i have yet to feel that telltale tingle in my genitals. luscious moist breasts of the feminine form now repulse me. the pink layered caverns of the vagina no longer excite me. i want cocks in my butt. and i know i shouldnt.

help me bbs. i dont need drama. i just need help. make me normal again.

[musk-mcrat]

just stick ur dick in a chick
god will guide ur member to where it needs 2 b

[Paul-Thy-God]

Ok calm down, there is electro shock therapy you can get to fix your "Urges". Alternativley you can go here that should put you off men.

But seriously, thats a lie, people are born gay or straight, its a brain thing, dont worry, i though i was gay once, then i realised if the only way is anal (Missionary Impossible HUR HUR HUR) wont my doodle get all pooey? that put me off.

You will get over it.

[gwammah]

At 8/28/08 05:49 AM, Paul-Thy-God wrote: Ok calm down, there is electro shock therapy you can get to fix your "Urges". Alternativley you can go here that should put you off men.

HAHAHAHARDYHAR goatse oh how clever
and electro shock therapy is just as useless and dumb as a 10 year old shock site

But seriously, thats a lie, people are born gay or straight, its a brain thing, dont worry, i though i was gay once, then i realised if the only way is anal (Missionary Impossible HUR HUR HUR) wont my doodle get all pooey? that put me off.

You will get over it.

you're fucking 15. your body is still in the throws of puberty. you dont KNOW what you want.
i'm 25.
i'm an adult.
can someone smarter please help?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Sounds to me like you're pretty fucked.
Enjoy the taste of neckbeard in your mouth.

[Ragnarokia]

So you're gay?

Being gay rules I love being gay, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

[gwammah]

At 8/28/08 05:56 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: So you're gay?

Being gay rules I love being gay, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

thats nice but i dont care
i dont want to be in the same boat as you

[Ragnarokia]

At 8/28/08 05:58 AM, gwammah wrote:

At 8/28/08 05:56 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: So you're gay?

Being gay rules I love being gay, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

thats nice but i dont care
i dont want to be in the same boat as you

Fine fag.

[Ragnarokia]

Oh by the way you can't unsuck cock so you're screwed anyway.

[groundpwndr]

At 8/28/08 05:58 AM, gwammah wrote: thats nice but i dont care
i dont want to be in the same boat as you

Thats funny, He is thinking about sailors already, lol/

I have cooked over a million meals, and nobody calls me a chef, I have driven over a million miles, and I have yet to be called a professional driver, But you suck ONE cock, and you are a cocksucker for life? Bullshit.

also i printscreened your woke up gay post. We wont let you forget if you ever come to your "senses"
try to be nice to people who are being nice to you, or else they will butt rape you and then where will you be, liking it? we shall see.

[Erikio]

Whatever dude, if you're gay don't fight it. You're gay, so what. If it really scares you that much, just go eat some pussy, you'll feel better.

[Dalario]

You are a teenager for fuck sake, it have been scientifically proved that the part of your brain that choose your sexual preference is going to change a lot. You are not gay, you are not straight, you are a teenager.

[Erikio]

Since when has it even been scientifically proven that there is something that chooses your sexual preference? NEVER.

Sexual preference is an instinct, not a fucking gland.

There are speculations however, that the recent uprise in homosexuality has been from the recent uprise in Soy products. As you may not know, soy has an extremely high estrogen content. Eh, eh?

[Dalario]

At 8/28/08 06:57 AM, Erikio wrote: Since when has it even been scientifically proven that there is something that chooses your sexual preference? NEVER.

Sexual preference is an instinct, not a fucking gland.

There are speculations however, that the recent uprise in homosexuality has been from the recent uprise in Soy products. As you may not know, soy has an extremely high estrogen content. Eh, eh?

I can't find the article right now. *shrug*

Anyway, just ask anyone and they will tell you they had a gay/bi pass during their teens.

[groundpwndr]

At 8/28/08 06:57 AM, Erikio wrote: Since when has it even been scientifically proven that there is something that chooses your sexual preference? NEVER.

Sexual preference is an instinct, not a fucking gland.

There are speculations however, that the recent uprise in homosexuality has been from the recent uprise in Soy products. As you may not know, soy has an extremely high estrogen content. Eh, eh?

I like to blame the media portraying homosexuals as hip and cool and the way to be. I have noticed them implying a certain creative edge if you are gay. It all might be a ploy to control an overpopulation problem.
Oh well, I can only hope the whole world turns gay and we actually stop reproducing all together. Then there will be a chance for the dolphins or maybe some other mammal to take over as top of the food chain, or maybe GOD will make an appearance.

[The-evil-bucket]

You can't change your sexual orientation any more than you can change your skin color.

[lemmiwinks]

At 8/28/08 05:52 AM, gwammah wrote: you're fucking 15. your body is still in the throws of puberty. you dont KNOW what you want.
i'm 25.
i'm an adult.
can someone smarter please help?

Your profile says your 17... you queer.

[Ragnarokia]

At 8/28/08 08:09 AM, lemmiwinks wrote:

At 8/28/08 05:52 AM, gwammah wrote: you're fucking 15. your body is still in the throws of puberty. you dont KNOW what you want.
i'm 25.
i'm an adult.
can someone smarter please help?

Your profile says your 17... you queer.

Hahaha

I am 17 and Oliver is 15 we are not unsure of our sexuality, but clearly you are in the denial phase you know you are gay but you are denying it and you are going to be homophobic untill you finally accept it, I still wont forgive it as you are a shit gay and frankly you dont deserve anyone of either sex so there.

[sweetshinmusic]

At 8/28/08 06:57 AM, Erikio wrote: Since when has it even been scientifically proven that there is something that chooses your sexual preference? NEVER.

Sexual preference is an instinct, not a fucking gland.

There are speculations however, that the recent uprise in homosexuality has been from the recent uprise in Soy products. As you may not know, soy has an extremely high estrogen content. Eh, eh?

how the fuck would that make you gay?
estrogen is just the female hormone that causes a period.
get your facts right dckweed.

:p.s. it's obvious i eat soya (it's in the product "quorn")

[gwammah]

At 8/28/08 08:14 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: I am 17 and Oliver is 15 we are not unsure of our sexuality, but clearly you are in the denial phase you know you are gay but you are denying it

I'm not denying it. You're so full of shit, that its flooded your eyes and has blinded you to the obvious.
I fully admited I'm gay now. In the first post. Learn to read for the love of all thats good. What the hell is wrong with you, you prick?

and you are going to be homophobic untill you finally accept it, I still wont forgive it as you are a shit gay and frankly you dont deserve anyone of either sex so there.

And you're a shit human being. Go swim in a pool of ants and get out of my topic with your neo-liberal crackerjack crumbs.

[gwammah]

At 8/28/08 06:46 AM, groundpwndr wrote:
I have cooked over a million meals, and nobody calls me a chef,

probably cause your food sucks. ever think of that?

also i printscreened your woke up gay post. We wont let you forget if you ever come to your "senses"
try to be nice to people who are being nice to you, or else they will butt rape you and then where will you be, liking it? we shall see.

oh ho
you are so clever man. look at YOU! man i wish i could be on your level of coolness man

At 8/28/08 06:52 AM, Dalario wrote: You are a teenager for fuck sake, it have been scientifically proved that the part of your brain that choose your sexual preference is going to change a lot. You are not gay, you are not straight, you are a teenager.

i'm 25, noodlenose
someone take this guy off the stage

At 8/28/08 06:57 AM, Erikio wrote:
There are speculations however, that the recent uprise in homosexuality has been from the recent uprise in Soy products. As you may not know, soy has an extremely high estrogen content. Eh, eh?

See now THIS is what i needed when i made this thread. This is a good scientific study.
I DO eat alot of soy. I even eat those little "soy treats" that you can get at supermarkets. I live for those things. And each time I've eaten them, I've felt this need to talk about how fabulous they are, but I always kept my trap shut.
Perhaps if I stop eating things with soy, my republican weiner will become a healthy democratic dick once more.
thank for being one of the only helpful people on the forums today

At 8/28/08 07:42 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: You can't change your sexual orientation any more than you can change your skin color.

people have been changing their skin color using technology and science for 10 years now, Igor

[Piclownjews]

you arent gay
you're just a faggot

[mranarchy]

At 8/28/08 05:56 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: So you're gay?

Being gay rules I love being gay, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

You should listen to this guy, he is totally awesome.

[gwammah]

At 8/28/08 07:20 PM, mranarchy wrote:

At 8/28/08 05:56 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: So you're gay?

Being gay rules I love being gay, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

You should listen to this guy, he is totally awesome.

If by awesome you mean cloying and pretentious, then yah i agree

[Luxury-Yacht]

Two options:

1) Live a lie

2) Embrace the cock

[Anigen]

ewww

go eat a fat shlubby black dick you chode munching faggot ape

[Gordy200]

At 8/28/08 05:43 AM, gwammah wrote: i've been 'pleasuring' myself to photos of shia lebouf and bruce campbell.

This made my day.

[Ragnarokia]

At 8/28/08 07:15 PM, gwammah wrote:

You may have said it but you are not accpeting it hinting wanting to change from being gay, you are one or the other and if you are trying to change you are denying you are gay, also I know far more than you about all of this so stop attempting to insult me and bother to listen, accept who you are as you cannot change yourself. If you pretend to be something you are not you will live in sadness and missery, as such accept whichever of the two you are then grow up like everyone else.

[Valjylmyr]

So, you're going through a change. My friend did the same thing, and she's convinced she's a lesbian, when she's never even gone out with another girl.

[Siblau]

At 8/28/08 07:33 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Two options:

1) Live a lie

2) Embrace the cock

This, and since you're on newgrounds i've taken the liberty of choosing for you