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Posted at: 8/27/08 09:34 PM

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You still haven't explained why your mom needed to put you guys through all of that nonsense just to weigh you guys. A simple scale would of done the job instead of wasting time and money like that.

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My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that.

It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.


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At 8/27/08 09:45 PM, cherries wrote: My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that.

It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

Maybe he's too much of a fatty to use a regular scale and that's why he had to be weighed in a tank of water... it would also explain his sister's insecurity about how she looks and why the op lacks to social skills to be able to communicate the information that other people wish from him.


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At 8/27/08 09:48 PM, JustsTrollingAlong wrote: Maybe he's too much of a fatty to use a regular scale and that's why he had to be weighed in a tank of water... it would also explain his sister's insecurity about how she looks and why the op lacks to social skills to be able to communicate the information that other people wish from him.

That's one of the most intelligent conclusions I could ever hear.

OP: Post a picture of yourself and tell us how much you weighed in at.


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Posted at: 8/27/08 09:52 PM

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The reason for the underwater test was that my mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

You know if you've ever seen girls that grab their hair and they look like they are going to pull their hair up, but don't.

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater.

Seriously, what do you want to know?


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At 8/27/08 09:52 PM, cherries wrote:
My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater.

Seriously, what do you want to know?

this thread is pointless


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At 8/27/08 09:52 PM, cherries wrote:
Seriously, what do you want to know?

we want to know what the hell you are complaining about your mom.


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as long as I weigh less than 300 I'm fine


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At 8/27/08 09:52 PM, cherries wrote: Seriously, what do you want to know?

Why would your sister enjoy wearing tight pants and a bra? Why wouldn't you enjoy going under water? What does a shower have to do with this? How much did you end up weighing? Why would you waste money just so you could be accurate?


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I wish i could do that.Luckily I checked my weight in a mens restroom in a mall when traveling from new york to new jersey during vacation.

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You guys are fucking stupid. First off, you might not have heard of this underwater weighing, that's forgivable. I only heard about it in some short video from Health class I watched 3 years ago. However it doesn't look like any of you even looked it up. Don't let yourself be so confused.

Here you go. I'm pretty sure this is what cherries is talking about. It's not just for testing weight, but also volume and density. The breathing he was talking about might have been them testing how much air was in his lungs so they could subtract it from his weight.

Also, do you know how much it costed? It sounds pretty expensive.

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At 8/27/08 10:22 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote:
Here you go. I'm pretty sure this is what cherries is talking about. It's not just for testing weight, but also volume and density. The breathing he was talking about might have been them testing how much air was in his lungs so they could subtract it from his weight.

Also, do you know how much it costed? It sounds pretty expensive.

Yes. Again, what is this 'low' that his mom 'stooped' to? You are making about as much sense as cherries himself.


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That's got to be the most major waste of precious time and money I've seen in a while.

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well, that seems like fun to be honest

but then again, screw that, just go on the scale and have the nurse do it, its good enough

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im pretty sure shes a girl if to all those who didnt know, then again not sure.

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What the fuck is so hard to understand about this story?

He went underwater in a pool while his sister dived in but nearly drowned due to her tight bathing suit, and she had to be extracted out via helicopter. Seriously, what is so hard to understand?


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I read the whole thread and finally get it.
Was a thread really neccesary, so you got your weight in some water, whats the big deal?

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At 8/27/08 11:22 PM, icehulk34 wrote: I read the whole thread and finally get it.
Was a thread really neccesary, so you got your weight in some water, whats the big deal?

Please explain to the rest of us poor souls what this gibberish means then plz.


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At 8/27/08 09:13 PM, cherries wrote: So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

Hmmm....I can tell from your spelling that A. you ain't too bright or B. Your foreign

Maybe even both?

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At 8/27/08 09:45 PM, cherries wrote:

... you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

then dont make a topic about it you dumb shit.

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ok I feel dumber than I was before, let me make this clear on what we want to know, WHY EXACTLY DID YOUR MOM WANT TO DO THIS UNDERWATER WEIGHING THING INSTEAD OF JUST NORMALLY WEIGHING YOU!!!!

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At 8/27/08 09:52 PM, cherries wrote: The reason for the underwater test was that my mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale.

You can stop repeating that, please. The more you say it, the more it makes you look like a crybaby and your mother like a weirdo.


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At 8/27/08 10:45 PM, skatin-andy wrote: Way to be original.

Oh hoh ho. Nice find!

Really people, It's not that hard to be original. . .

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At 8/27/08 10:45 PM, skatin-andy wrote: Way to be original.

Ok, so we're done here?


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