I can't believe my mom stooped so l

[cherries]

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

[Imaku]

...What?

You kinda lost me there.

[Gatling]

WHat does it matter how much you weigh? Are you into boxing or something?

[YaGetMeBruv]

i might just be very tired... but that made no fucking sense

[putzpie]

You couldn't just save yourself 5 hours and step on a scale? I mean, christ.

[cherries]

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

[Fantum]

*steps onto a scale*
HA HA

[Panther]

At 8/27/08 09:16 PM, cherries wrote: My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

who cares what you weigh?!

[Anko]

Lmao.

What's the point in doing that when the results would probably change the next day.

[TJoyal]

At 8/27/08 09:13 PM, cherries wrote: So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

You could of had a raging boner

[cherries]

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

[X-TERRORIST-X]

At 8/27/08 09:13 PM, cherries wrote: stuff

I can't see why you would need to go underwater to get weighed.

I don't understand why that's a new low.

I don't get what's so degrading about it.

I don't know why you had to mention you sister's hair.

There are a lot of things I don't get about this thread, care to elaborate?

[YaGetMeBruv]

also.... why didnt you have a shower before you went? wtf!?

[Gatling]

You probably are really fucking rich people with too much money if your willing to pull of that for just knowing your weight.

[cherries]

You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

[Jon4life]

what kind of faggot wants to take their weight that seriously?

[Hellian00]

At 8/27/08 09:20 PM, cherries wrote: You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:

That's still not very detailed.

[YaGetMeBruv]

once again terrorist's post is still very valid....

I can't see why you would need to go underwater to get weighed.

I don't understand why that's a new low.

I don't get what's so degrading about it.

I don't know why you had to mention you sister's hair.

There are a lot of things I don't get about this thread, care to elaborate?

[DeadWorld777]

this is a strange thread, now, how much did you weigh?

[NoPurchaseNecessary]

At 8/27/08 09:20 PM, cherries wrote: You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

Right. I can see why that would be retarded due to overcomplexity of figuring how much you weigh, but the questions still remain...

Why is this degrading?
Why the hell did your mom want to weigh you so accurately?
How does one 'pretend' to have a ponytail?
What the hell do ponytails and 'pretending' to have a pony tail have to do with anything?

[wwwyzzerdd]

It really sounds like your mother hates you so much that she would try to drown you, and not just that, but would allow you two to go without showering.

[X-TERRORIST-X]

At 8/27/08 09:25 PM, NoPurchaseNecessary wrote: stuff

Hey! You copied my points.

Overall, everything remains the same. This story is flawed, uninteresting, and pointless. I don't know why you thought Newgrounds would like to read this story about you going underwater to get weighed you rich bastard.

[Ship]

I don't see what's so bad about being weighed underwater... I think it would be fun.

[YaGetMeBruv]

im still laughin....

"Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did."

its so irrelevant yet so fuckin hilarious!!

[Fantum]

What's going on?

[NoPurchaseNecessary]

At 8/27/08 09:27 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:

Hey! You copied my points.

Well I guess they were good points then, weren't they?

[X-TERRORIST-X]

At 8/27/08 09:29 PM, Fantum wrote: What's going on?

You got me..

Something to do with a kid getting weighed underwater and the sister pretending to put her hair back in a pony tail. After that the author smoked to much pot earlier to form a cohesive story.

limit yourself

[JustsTrollingAlong]

At 8/27/08 09:29 PM, Fantum wrote: What's going on?

I think for some reason people are trying to figure out why this guy's story is worth being read instead of just accepting the fact that they wasted their time by reading it and should accept the fact and move on. There is no sense, no logic, no better explanation, nothing you missed....

[Peaceblossom]

This thread confuses me so much.

Simply telling us what's happening isn't enough to satisfy us, because it's uninteresting. Tell us the motives of it all, how it made you feel, and why it made you feel that way. Fuck.

[AlphaCentauri]

At 8/27/08 09:20 PM, cherries wrote: You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:

You act like we are asking some big chore. Just make sense, that's all.