Macbjra Super F*cking Spider

[Bjra]

Audio Contest 2008 - Super F*cking Spider

CONTEST ENDS September 14th 2008 11:59:59 PM NEWGROUNDS TIME

Super F*cking Spider!?

I was on the ng vent when I noticed a spider on my wall. I looked at the screen to say "holy shit! its a fucking huge ass spider!. when I looked back at the wall it was fucking GONE! 5 mins later, the thing FELL OFF MY SHOULDER! then ran under the furniture. I got my camera out, and snapped a picture then grabbed my shoe. I smashed it, but when i looked at where i smashed it, all there was was a a leg, and NO BODY!

this fucking spider is crazy! I still can hardly believe this went down lol. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. This thing must have a vendetta, i took its leg!

About the Contest
- You are to submit 1 entry to be judged. it must use the story above as inspiration!

Awards
a longer e-penis

[Bjra]

Entering the Contest, Basic Rules
1 - Check the Rules for Submitting Audio to the NGAP. If you still are unsure what's OK to upload and what's not, check this thread. Basically, you must not submit material that include samples you have no copyright/permission to use.

2 - Make a song according to these rules! FO SHO!

3 - Submit the song to the NG Audio Portal.

4 - Go to this thread and post a link to your songpage. You risk not getting on the list of submissions if you do not post links to your songs. Also include the audio title.

PROPS TO RUCKLO AND MAESTRO FOR MAKING THIS SWEET CONTEST FORMAT :)

[wyldfyre1]

i'm on this!

[TMM43]

At 8/26/08 09:58 PM, Bjra wrote: Spider poop

Ha I can't wait for people's entries!

[wyldfyre1]

actually already working on something for this spider thing...that nearly killed poor Bjra!