You won an all-expenses paid trip..

[Jackotrades]

to an erotic island for the week. However, it is only for you, so you leave your friends and family behind and get on the plane and go.....

While you are flying the plane suddenly takes a turn for the worst and it is going to crash. The pilot tells you to jump off with the parachute and the rest of them will follow behind. You jump off, however, you cannot tell if the plane and its crew made it or not, the clouds and darkness made it very invisible. You fall down to an island, where you unbuckle and walk around. It is an unexplored island, and many lush and beautiful landscapes are about. So, in an effort to say alive, you make a hut, build a fire pit, and everyday, you make a huge kite which you fly upwards hoping to attract attention, however, as the days pass, you are slowly losing your mind....

10 years later, you are unshaven, dirty, and apparently have mastered the art of stabbing fish in the ocean. Your Jungle kingdom consists of a massive hut with many smaller huts with various purposes. Today was pretty much the same except you notice a gleam in the distance. A Vacation ship is passing by, and heading straight your way. You make so much noise, attempting to get the attention of the ship, and you do. It lands, and several crewmembers and people come to you, some in caution, others caring for your safety. At last, you are safe.....

THEN the Host of Punked comes out and says "YOU GOT PUNKED! man! this was our greatest skit yet! we get this guy going to vacation, tell him to jump off the plane to our camera-riddled island, where we observe over the course of this season all the hilarious shit you pulled off! YEA!"

The crowd acknowledges this as well, some people have also watched the show, and today was the day the punked crew was going to get you.......

What would you do if this happened?

[Lucy]

Rip their fucking guts out.

[Erikio]

"Awww, you guys got me! Ashton! You got me! Hardy har har!"

[Vrael]

If somehow I didn't notice the camera I would fucking slaughter these people and eat them, rape their women and children and burn the crying rape victims alive while shooting cannons firing scrap metal into the flames while making Ashton watch as all these people are tortured then I would drop his ass into the middle of the pacific.

[N1N-JA]

I haven't read the post yet, but if I was going to an erotic island I wouldn't bring my family....

[Tramps]

Sue for everything MTV has.

[DanimeB]

Id kill Ashton....
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wait I was Punk'd? 0_0

[uhnoesanoob]

At 8/26/08 05:01 PM, Jackotrades wrote: to an erotic island
erotic

Best 10 years of my life.

[xports]

i would leave them on that god-forsaken island

[Russ3ll]

"Haha, Ashton! You got me! You got me! Come here!" FUCKING SHANK.

[Lucy]

Oh wait, Ashton would be there?
Id take a bath and fuck him.

[Leo625]

After 10 years on an island all by myself I'd probably of already gone batshit crazy. So I'd so menta;;y unstable that when they told me I'd snap and use my jungle powers to kill them all.

[aquaticmole]

I would laugh because it's a joke.

[Lost-Chances]

Sue for every last penny they made. MTV would of made easily over a billion in ten years if it lasted that long so the money would be able to correct everything.

[Chazz]

Murderd them all.

[Zepwich]

Murder, definetly murder.

[Iamjohn]

Practise stabbing fish on the people who "Punked" me.

Sue them

[illiriks]

That is what

A) Fists
B) Feet
C) Kung Fu

are made for.

[Jackotrades]

I noticed a heavy amount of murder from these responses, would the experience be THAT awful?

[goldblade1]

I would show him exactly how twisted and disturbing i can be when it comes to the exquisite art of torture.

[Sekhem]

and erotic island? is it shaped like a sexual organ? is it filled with erotic things?

[putzpie]

Well is being trapped on an island with hawt sexy girls really that bad? :3

I don't think I got too punk'd

[crazyguy473]

well then
even though i have answered this question like 20 times i will try and come up with a new response
ok here it go's "i would look strait into the camera and say gotcha, and then i would summon the pudding demons to kill the cast of mtv punkd and then i would enslave the human race. how would i do this?, well its a little known fact but if you eat a cake in reverse you will gain all the powers of jon glean"

[Siblau]

At 8/26/08 10:26 PM, putzpie wrote: Well is being trapped on an island with hawt sexy girls really that bad? :3

I don't think I got too punk'd

The idea is the island is a desert of shitness, they LURE you with hawtness girls then give nothing.

I'd torture them all after perhaps raping a few.

[goldblade1]

At 8/26/08 10:37 PM, Siblau wrote:

At 8/26/08 10:26 PM, putzpie wrote: Well is being trapped on an island with hawt sexy girls really that bad? :3

I don't think I got too punk'd

The idea is the island is a desert of shitness, they LURE you with hawtness girls then give nothing.

I'd torture them all after perhaps raping a few.

Elaborate on your torture techniques please. I might learn something here.

[lawlmaster]

We'd share a round of redrum.Then i would stay on my island with all my newfound bitches and become the island pimp.

Oh yeah!

[Desentil]

I think we're supposed to laugh.

So I'd fucking slaughter them and throw them in my big fire pit.

[balto-boy]

Well, as they film me I would probably give a hardy handshake and chuckle. You know. "Hardy-har-har, you guys are hilarious", "I can't believe I fell for that", et cetera et cetera....

Then the second those cameras click off, there will be hell to pay.

Mother. Fugging. Hell.

[ecwrulesbad]

Easy, I'd ditch the ticket to that crap-loaded Punked show and give those ticket to whoever wants it. I'd rather stay home playing computer all my life! And after 10 years, I could see that guy in the Punked show saying, "Alleluia! I was safe after all these years!". Then he dies and people leave him even if he's dead, thinking he's making a joke collapsing on the floor.

[Rebbay]

"Haha! Wow, that was a good one Mr. Kutcher, I applaud you!" Then I'd stab the son of a bitch in the eye.