Hello everyone, I'm on mushrooms!

[MidnightEscapeArtist]

Hippy flipping, actually.

I'd like to here your problems. I think I might be able to offer some creative solutions.

Even though this probably won't deter those truly dead-set on assholery, I'd just like to ask that the snide, gutteral egomaniacs that exist here so abundantly take their business elsewhere. Thanks!

[babo-babo]

Mushrooms make your brain bleed

[Rabid-Animals]

Why is one of my balls bigger than the other?

[mr-alien1]

At 8/25/08 11:51 PM, Rabid-Animals wrote: Why is one of my balls bigger than the other?

Because your parents are brother and sister.

[Rabid-Animals]

At 8/25/08 11:53 PM, mr-alien1 wrote:

At 8/25/08 11:51 PM, Rabid-Animals wrote: Why is one of my balls bigger than the other?

Because your parents are brother and sister.

That explains it.

[mariomusicmaker1]

I do mushrooms, i am cool, make thread about it.

but i do have a question,

how many licks dose it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? and how many people can fit onto a large dog?

[mr-alien1]

At 8/25/08 11:54 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: I do mushrooms, i am cool, make thread about it.

but i do have a question,

how many licks dose it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? and how many people can fit onto a large dog?

4.

[zakorsumtin]

At 8/25/08 11:54 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: Leave the mushrooms to Mario and Luigi, kid...

wee

[SteveGuzzi]

Posting on NG is a waste of a good shroom trip.

Last time I was shroomed-out I was writing rhymes in Notepad. The way the letters were shifting around made it look cooler than a Winamp Milkdrop vis.

[Rabid-Echidna]

God damn, long time no see. I would say "enjoy your mushrooms and acid," but that's not really a question, so I'll go with the following: Find the nearest wood grain you can find, what do you see when you look at it?

[RoobyKillAll]

How many mushrooms did you take? Caps? Or stems? Come on gimme some details!

[Rabid-Echidna]

Mushrooms and ecstasy, that is. I always get hippy flip and hippy trip mixed up.

[M-Y]

At 8/25/08 11:59 PM, ImMrRobotnik wrote: You're on mushrooms?

So?

Man, I eat mushrooms all the time.

Just had a mushroom soup.

He means he is on magic mushrooms, you know, the kind that makes you see weird things.

[groundpwndr]

At 8/25/08 11:57 PM, StephanosGnomon wrote: Posting on NG is a waste of a good shroom trip.

Last time I was shroomed-out I was writing rhymes in Notepad. The way the letters were shifting around made it look cooler than a Winamp Milkdrop vis.

haha i will try that. I have been fearful to turn on the computer, but i will try that. I usually lay in the grass and get lost 10 feet from the door to my house. It is where the creators of Ants got their inspiration.
He sure does type well, so well in, fact i toss the bullshit flag. i dont care if my flag turns shit stain brown.

[M-Y]

At 8/26/08 12:02 AM, ImMrRobotnik wrote:

At 8/26/08 12:01 AM, M-Y wrote:

At 8/25/08 11:59 PM, ImMrRobotnik wrote: You're on mushrooms?

So?

Man, I eat mushrooms all the time.

Just had a mushroom soup.

He means he is on magic mushrooms, you know, the kind that makes you see weird things.

You mean like.. the green ones? They're yummy.

XD

[SgtButts]

Get off the internet and go deprive your senses and see what your brain creates.

[MidnightEscapeArtist]

At 8/25/08 11:58 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: How many mushrooms did you take? Caps? Or stems? Come on gimme some details!

Oh all right Rooby. Details for ya. Though obviously it takes me weeks to respond to posts that would probably prefer immediate responses...

CAPS! but of course.

And as much as I would swear that caps are where it's at... I have heard from 'mushroom experts' that there is supposedly no difference between the caps and the stems.

I'm not sure because of the reliability of my sources, but if I had to bet on it, I'd say caps fuck you up FAR more.

[Magyar]

I like to rollerblade on the beach too.

[Lapse]

(my friend tried mushrooms a couple weeks ago, but didnt have anything cool to tell me about..because he sucks apparently.)

Explain the imagery you see!!

[Ehwaz003]

At 8/25/08 11:54 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: Leave the mushrooms to Mario and Luigi, kid...

But, but... I like to eat those that they sell in the store! :(

[DasUberCow]

At 8/25/08 11:57 PM, StephanosGnomon wrote: Posting on NG is a waste of a good shroom trip.

Last time I was shroomed-out I was writing rhymes in Notepad. The way the letters were shifting around made it look cooler than a Winamp Milkdrop vis.

Sounds like fun! Wish it wasnt Class A here in Britain... also hard to get hold of.

[unowned]

Leave the mushrooms to Mario and Luigi, kid...

those are muscimol mushrooms not psilocybin

youre from northshore getsome acid

[MidnightEscapeArtist]

At 9/11/08 06:00 AM, unowned wrote:

Leave the mushrooms to Mario and Luigi, kid...

those are muscimol mushrooms not psilocybin

youre from northshore getsome acid

You from Vancouver as well? Yea, I've tried some of the acid here. Pretty gnarly stuff.

[NeverHundred]

OMG!!! I think someone put mushrooms on my mushroom pizza!!!!!

[GiantDouche]

I'm sure. You could not push out a single coherent thought with proper english if you were on shrooms.

[4Doctodragon]

You sound splendidly intoxicate, my tripping friend.

[rome-lherison]

ive just been rick ro'lld i think

[MidnightEscapeArtist]

At 9/11/08 07:31 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I'm sure. You could not push out a single coherent thought with proper english if you were on shrooms.

Well, GiantDouche, believe it or not (you won't) I'm someone that can spell and use grammar correctly and coherently in almost any state of mind. I've been black out drunk and have written an email (seen in my outbox later) that was honestly without a single mistake, and quite lengthy. I'm an auto-correcter.

My emotional well-being jolts painfully when something isn't just right.

[BlackPlastic]

No you arn't, but still a nice idea for a thread.

Which Grateful Dead song has the biggest difference in quality when played live then in the studio oh great hippy flipper?