Oh my, how will they deal with this

[liquidfire666]

EDINBURG, Texas (Aug. 22) - Prosecutors are trying to decide how to jail and bring to court a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew.
A grand jury on Thursday indicted Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. She previously had been charged with capital murder.
Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court.

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Sooo basically this lady is so fat she cant even fit though her door. Ohhh how shall they get her out!

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Puzzled]

just kill the lard ass

[DemonicHobbit]

A crane?

[ZenOfAnger]

She OBVIOUSLY sat on him.

[RockinPunk]

How do people get that fat? Honestly.

[BumpaDonkey42]

Rofl... Fat Lard

[Peaceblossom]

At 8/24/08 10:43 PM, elliez3 wrote:

At 8/24/08 10:41 PM, RockinPunk wrote: How do people get that fat? Honestly.

damn dollar menu

stupid Mcdonalds

Unless they fucking deliver it into her bedroom, I doubt it's shit like that.

I say they let her starve to death.

[superblop1]

rip a hole in the houses roof and get a crane. AND make HER pay for the fees.

problem solved.

[putzpie]

They can't kill her either, because they might miss the vein and the death might "hurt."

[deth-x]

if she couldn't fit through a door how could she murder her son

[grimreader]

At 8/24/08 10:38 PM, liquidfire666 wrote:

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\ i so fat cant even fit though door. how shall get out!

Itsw easy to get fat ppl out of rooms but hard to get rooms out of fat ppl ok?

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

I literally LAUGH OUT LOUD when I read that article. This is going to be a bold-faced lol.

LOL.

[Luxury-Yacht]

HOW DID SHE LIFT HER FAT FUCKING ARM TO HIT HIM

[liquidfire666]

At 8/24/08 10:46 PM, deth-x wrote: if she couldn't fit through a door how could she murder her son

Ya know that makes me think can she only not fit thought the front door, and what about the bathroom door how does she get through that. Also how does she get out to work?! I mean all those pizzas gota add up.

[Triflake]

Wave a slab (or probably in this case, a wheelbarrow) of butter in her face then run it out of the house.

[MexicanGun]

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this picture.

[TimeforplanB]

Everything is bigger in Texas. That aside however, it seems unbelievable to get that fat, I wouldn't expect that even the most stereotypical fat ass would get that fat, whether it's genetics or fatty foods or both.

[Littleluckylink]

At 8/24/08 10:46 PM, putzpie wrote: They can't kill her either, because they might miss the vein and the death might "hurt."

Lol, yeah I remember that.
Anyways,this is just messed up, I mean, they can't get her through doors, they can't get her into a jail most likely, so they might as well just kill her =/

[shaded-restraint]

At 8/24/08 10:41 PM, RockinPunk wrote: How do people get that fat? Honestly.

not moving very much for YEARS and eating a fuckton of food

sad isnt it?

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 8/24/08 10:51 PM, CopperChaos wrote: I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this picture.

If she just lost 800 pounds, she could be cute.

[liquidfire666]

Lol, yeah I remember that.
Anyways,this is just messed up, I mean, they can't get her through doors, they can't get her into a jail most likely, so they might as well just kill her =/

That idea is good but how will they be able to dig a hole big enough to put her in and who will pay for the dump truck they need to take her to the grave.

[bigjuicy]

Burn it?

[Joe]

At 8/24/08 10:53 PM, TimeforplanB wrote: That aside however, it seems unbelievable to get that fat,

I don't see how it would even be possible.

In order to get the food she eats, she clearly has to have someone bring it to her. And who the hell are the people that feed them? How does anyone sit there shovelling food into their relative/friend/employer's mouth? If someone I knew was too fat to get out of bed, I'd help them lose weight in any way I could. First of all, by not giving them whatever they wanted. What are they going to do if you don't? Just stand far away enough where they can't reach you.

And it's not like it happens overnight. Someone's walking around fine one day and the next they're half a ton? Whoever is feeding them should know that what they are doing is not healthy and help them as soon as they see problems starting to surface.

That aside, I'm betting she rolled over on him.

[Kadian]

Holy shit. How about leaving a dump truck full of pizza's all the way to the court house, she's bound to smash walls to get to her food. Then leave a massive pile of pizza's outside the courthouse, have the army set barricades around it, when she goes for the last set of pizza's just fire, y'know like godzilla.

[Seriana]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

I've seen autobiographies of people that weighed 600 pounds that were dying.
One guy, he lost 440 pounds and is now a perfectly healthy man.

It amazes me how anyone can exceed 300 pounds, even as pure muscle.

[Vrael]

Good thing Texas likes the Death Penalty, I'm sure they can adjust it just once to have a professional hitman blow her brains out from a mile away.

if she doesn't have a heart attack first...HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THAT FAT!

[ragingfred]

a death most fit. they should drop her in a deep fryer and watch her fry to death.

[Randy74]

Make a bigger hole for her to fit I guess.

[DevourerJay]

At 8/24/08 10:39 PM, Puzzled wrote: just kill the lard ass

agreed... she doesnt deserve to live after killing a child