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If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:41:05 Reply

we're assuming you're hot

What is the first thing you would do?

I for one would go to a feminist convention and tell everyone that we should be making some sammich's


"Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:41:58 Reply

Probably stay indoors and keep to myself. I'd really, really hate to have dudes looking at me all the time :0


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:42:03 Reply

id cry


kiss my ass!
im an attention whore DUR!

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:42:25 Reply

I would finger myself all the time.


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:42:44 Reply

I'd pour loads of fake blood down my pants and just run around town screaming at people.

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:42:54 Reply

I would masturbate...

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:43:05 Reply

Make a thread in General.


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:43:11 Reply

Jump up and down in front of a mirror for a while.


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:43:21 Reply

Watch Oprah and be a stupid lazy bitch


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:43:23 Reply

At 8/24/08 06:41 PM, mranarchy wrote: What is the first thing you would do?

I would find my G-spot.

wut

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:43:24 Reply

I'd explore.


wut

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:43:40 Reply

Well since I've lived my whole life as a male, I'd probably be
devastated.

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:43:43 Reply

Ok well if i woke up as a guy i would get someone to kick me in the balls because i want to know what the pain is like. lol

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:43:56 Reply

Live life how I expect it to

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:44:40 Reply

Stuff.

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:45:04 Reply

I'd just go about my day as usual because why should I change my way of life just because of some stupid gypsy curse!


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:45:46 Reply

Have Fun


Huh?

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:46:36 Reply

Go out, meet friends, and exorcise my new-found ability to get cuddles from anyone I liked :D

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:47:04 Reply

I would manipulate men in to doing shit for me, using my looks.

finally it's our turn >:]

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:47:50 Reply

Go on a flashing spree!!!

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:49:31 Reply

I'd put cream over my pert nipples, and then press them against the mirror, whilst twirling my pubic hair. I would then proceed to lick the cream off the mirror ; potentially climaxing. I would then soothe my self into a lulled sleep by listening to Stevie Wonder.

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:49:56 Reply

I would get pregnant then get an abortion so I could have a haunted womb.


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:51:18 Reply

Get a tampon.


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 18:54:27 Reply

Try and fit a melon in there,


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 19:05:16 Reply

I would Flip out

DUDE?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?!

The Lack of content here, Is suprising.

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-24 19:09:43 Reply

At 8/24/08 06:43 PM, Zepwich wrote: Ok well if i woke up as a guy i would get someone to kick me in the balls because i want to know what the pain is like. lol

that would be the worst 15 minutes of your life.


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-25 17:12:10 Reply

At 8/24/08 06:54 PM, andhination wrote: Try and fit a melon in there,

fuck melons...what about a beachball?


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-25 17:16:04 Reply

Have a wash, get dressed, go about everyday life.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-25 17:16:37 Reply

I'd go thru life normally except when i have my periods


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Response to If you woke up as a woman. 2008-08-25 17:17:37 Reply

I would fuck anything I could see, tablelegs, assorted foodstuffs etc.