Oh jesus I fucked uip bacd tonight

[ABORTIONxEXPRESS]

So uhm,, apparently I dranh too much act this girls house.

that's whateve,r, that shit can happpen

So atfter this girl asked us sto leace we kickd rocks over to this place called aesops

So I'm dancing for a goood half hour with some chick and i trip over some dude bass cord and the shit rips out and fucks up the pickup he just payed for

so i fell badd enouigh about that as it is,

so I tell the dude, here's my phone number, my bad man ill pay for/replace it(evren though I don't have a job) and then some dude pipes up

"IT'S JUST A BASS DUDE GET THE FUCK OVER IT"

the owner of the bass/housr flips the fuck out, tells this dude to get the fuck out before he gets his ass beat, the dude backs down immediately

he leaves the pad and then two minutes later we hear a loud asss THUD

dude triede throwing a beer bottle through this guys window

I've only met the duudes house we're chillin at that night (yesserday) and hes' goin BERSERK

so the dude who did it calls on the phone for who knows what reason so I get on the phone and tell him he's in the wtrong

we're all much to drunk to be making any good decisions

the dude comes back with a lead pipe cause the dude whose house it was saif he'd fuck him up and I see him as he's approuching and gets off the phone

I gave him MORE than three fair warnings

By the way, this guy is the frontman for one of the biggest bands in my city

"dude, real men settle their shit with words we don't need no fucking weapons or shit man just put the shit down"

"no dude he fucking deserves it"

"fuck no dude you're way out of line getting involved in our dispute that we'd already settled and then bringing a fucking piece of metel like you're a pussy dude just put the shit down"

"no way dude you better back the fuck up too"

"Dude this is your last chance, you're gonna try and turn shit against me now>?'

"naw fuck you dued I ain't puttin it down:

completely fucking cracked this guy acrosss his face and had him down for a good four five hits before the dudes at aesops pull me off

so he dissapears, and the dude whos bass i fucked up completely tells me that i'm down and he doesn't want any shit with me not to worry about the bass

the dude who I fucked up dissapearts but is also a big music figure in the local indie scene so I gotta explain myself to those kids as well

one of my friends was "talking" tp him recently and now is super mad I cracked the dude but it was absolutely callled for

any suggestions on how to level out this situation where this cocky rockstar wannabe motherfucker got cracked for goood reason and now I'm taking the heat>

[DemonicHobbit]

Lern tu speeel betr

[ImlunchBoxx]

lol good times

[CNRHKick]

So, seeing how bad your grammar is, you were probably drunk writing this.

[photray94]

um. not much you can do. but lesson learned. quit drinking too much. and dont overdo apologies.

[Chozz]

Yeah you better pay me for that bass, or I'm gonna rip your balls off.

[ABORTIONxEXPRESS]

its niot about apologies to the dude but how i can convinve my friend it wa sompletely called for and to get me out of this mess, and of course i'm still drunk this shit only happened a coupole houts ago

[magnostreak]

let him try to attack you then call the cops

[Freaki-boy92]

i didn't understand a word of that, so i'm gonna say kick a tae kwon do ref in the face.

[ABORTIONxEXPRESS]

tooo late for that and on top of all this this motherfucker called the cops saying we were doing blow at this place tryiung to get us in trouble whech was avbsolutely not the case

[ImlunchBoxx]

wtf how old are you kids

anyway whoop his ass again for that shit

[pigbot229]

At 8/24/08 10:11 AM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: i didn't understand a word of that, so i'm gonna say kick a tae kwon do ref in the face.

LOL

[magnostreak]

At 8/24/08 10:12 AM, ABORTIONxEXPRESS wrote: tooo late for that and on top of all this this motherfucker called the cops saying we were doing blow at this place tryiung to get us in trouble whech was avbsolutely not the case

oh crap, not cool

[gibleto]

. . . . .What?

[Peaceblossom]

For the sake of my eyes, please re-write this when you're sober. What did grammar ever do to you?

[Chozz]

At 8/24/08 10:11 AM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: i didn't understand a word of that, so i'm gonna say kick a tae kwon do ref in the face.

How come that dude gets padding and the other doesn't?!

[Splurda]

how did tripping over a lead ruin his pick ups?

[Helicopterz]

Show me his music. I will make a judgement as to whether it sucks or not. If the former is the case, you should hit him again.

haha lead pipe, that's crazy, you realize that if you hadn't hit him you could've like sued him n shit right? fuck man.

[DCorp]

Describes every single mother fuck that makes one of these threads.

[Matt1010]

Wow you remember a lot for a drunk idiot.

[Mz-frost95-fr]

At 8/24/08 10:11 AM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: i didn't understand a word of that, so i'm gonna say kick a tae kwon do ref in the face.

Hahhahhaha god I remember that ref.

Fuck he's so annoying.

I would kick him in the face too.

>:3

[Thimbles]

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