JESUS IS A LIAR!
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"If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us." (1 John 1:10)
I have not sinned.
Therefore Jesus is a liar.
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At 7/8/01 08:51 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: "If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us." (1 John 1:10)
I have not sinned.
Therefore Jesus is a liar.
Everyone is a liar, There is not a single person who doesn't lie at one point or another, To lie is apparently to sin, You would have sinned anyway since it's riduculously easy, Sex before marriage, wet dreams, Farting iis probably a sin too.
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All I'm going to say is that I hate organized religeon. On that note, I would like to declare my Atheism.
Thank you for your time...lmao
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At 7/9/01 02:27 AM, Trash_ wrote: Everyone is a liar, There is not a single person who doesn't lie at one point or another, To lie is apparently to sin, You would have sinned anyway since it's riduculously easy, Sex before marriage, wet dreams, Farting iis probably a sin too.
Oh my. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. The truth in it. I was dragged to church every sunday for like 13 years. They told us erections were "the devil trying to grow out of you" (or some shit like that) in hopes to get us scared of stuff like masturbation.
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At 7/9/01 06:09 AM, Stoopid wrote:At 7/9/01 02:27 AM, Trash_ wrote: Everyone is a liar, There is not a single person who doesn't lie at one point or another, To lie is apparently to sin, You would have sinned anyway since it's riduculously easy, Sex before marriage, wet dreams, Farting iis probably a sin too.Oh my. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. The truth in it. I was dragged to church every sunday for like 13 years. They told us erections were "the devil trying to grow out of you" (or some shit like that) in hopes to get us scared of stuff like masturbation.
LMAO, If an erection is the devil growing out of you & you get caught wanking you could say you were trying to rip Satan's head off.
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At 7/8/01 08:51 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: "If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us." (1 John 1:10)
How do you know tha JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF actully said those very words?
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At 7/9/01 10:54 AM, GameboyCC wrote:At 7/8/01 08:51 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: "If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us." (1 John 1:10)How do you know tha JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF actully said those very words?
He didn't. John the apostle did.
And that other guy was missing the point. You see I'm saying that I have not sinned, and according to the scriptures, saying that makes a jesus a liar. :)

