My football teammates fucking suck

[Enchilada]

Ok well Im on my schools football team.

Ok this first kid we will call him "douche". we were doing drills. They were oklahoma drills in which theres 2 lineman on each side and a running back and a LB. And Im on the defensive side and douche had to block me. I blew right by him and made the tackle on the RB. So we rotated around and the RB had to block me and douche ran. I blow right by the RB and make the tackle. "douche" says "WHO TACKLED ME?" "me" "WHO LET YOU THROUGH?" "*RB*" "OMG RB YOU SUCK SO MUCH AT BLOCKING!" lol

This other kid on my team who nobody likes went up to me and said "your to soft! come on your a wrestler!" I had no Idea how he knew that. It just made me laugh considering he doesnt wear his helmet right,doesnt line up right, missed practiced and came up with the excuse "I didnt know we had practice", and is on 3rd string.

This last kid nobody likes. Hes some arab kid who is very disgusting and terrible at football. One day he took his finger, shoved it up his asshole and smelt it, IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE TEAM!!!!!

[jbown345]

lol sounds like your team suckz nutz how old r u?

[Enchilada]

At 8/22/08 11:39 PM, jbown345 wrote: lol sounds like your team suckz nutz how old r u?

Its an 8th grade team

Im 14 turning 15 in march

[Icecry0]

That reminds me, I caught my first football in a football game today. Well in a long through pass. I was like
":D"

Whats odd is how I'm physically fit, yet don't like sports. People compliment me on my muscles ^_^

Anyway I digress. . .

Sounds you have a pretty crappy team. The kid who stuck his finger up his butt. . . umm. . .he might be gay. Yeah. Hate to break it to you. Keep your distance if you're not gay yourself.

Also, I hope you can live through the crappy mood of your team. So. . .yeah.

[jbown345]

you also seem to hate preps LOL. i wear hollister and drink mosnter and talk shit(sometimes but dont do anything else)

[Sensationalism]

Haha, he shoved his finger up his ass in front of everyone! Did he lick it after?

Also, lol sports.

[Armissea]

At 8/22/08 11:39 PM, jbown345 wrote: lol sounds like your team suckz nutz how old r u?

They are probably good no team is bad if they try

[kRaZyAzN]

I wasn't on the team, but I know for certain that your team sounds a lot worse. lol, no offense.

Our whole school is great at sports. 7th grade, A,B,C teams all win first in district. 8 grade A,B teams win district.

We also dominated in basketball, track, and golf. Just not tennis.

And stay away from the Arab kid, he sounds gay...

[gradenator]

That Arab kid is up to no good. You should report what he did (finger in asshole) to your local national security division.

[RacistBassist]

My High School Football team with D-1 Athletes can beat your middle school team

[jarinatorman]

ur football team may be gays douches and arabs (JK arabs pwn) but thats nothing my football team broke into my locker and lined my helmet with gorrila adhesive tape
GORRILA TAPE I RIPPED OFF HALF MY SCALP BEFORE I STOPPED PULLING
i had to stand in steam for like 2 hours waiting for the adhesive to melt
those bastereds

[Enchilada]

At 8/23/08 12:40 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote: I wasn't on the team, but I know for certain that your team sounds a lot worse. lol, no offense.

Our whole school is great at sports. 7th grade, A,B,C teams all win first in district. 8 grade A,B teams win district.

We also dominated in basketball, track, and golf. Just not tennis.

And stay away from the Arab kid, he sounds gay...

actually my team isnt that bad just those teamates and a couple others

[killerjeff]

Children have what we call cockiness, whenever they participate in a main game, they feel like they must show off.

You're the best player on the team because you can control what the others can not.

[Killers123]

At 8/23/08 12:48 AM, gradenator wrote: That Arab kid is up to no good. You should report what he did (finger in asshole) to your local national security division.

Perhaps there's a bomb up there?

[aerosmith1]

hmm that sucks.

mmmmm reminds me of when i played football. fs was sooooo much fun.