Forum Topic: I have found my moms stash!

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FUNKbrs

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Posted at: 8/22/08 05:41 PM

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Dude, if you steal from your mom and brag about it on here, I'm gonna ban the fuck out of you and try to get your account deleted.

That's some serious bullshit, man.

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Posted at: 8/22/08 05:42 PM

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She might be saving it for something, put it back boy!

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Burn it, It'll be funneh.

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At 8/22/08 05:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Dude, if you steal from your mom and brag about it on here, I'm gonna ban the fuck out of you and try to get your account deleted.

That's some serious bullshit, man.

Still, he has money to keep to himself.


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Posted at: 8/22/08 05:46 PM

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Take a bill.
She will never suspect a thing.

and then buy games with it

well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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NG store, bud.

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At 8/22/08 05:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Dude, if you steal from your mom and brag about it on here, I'm gonna ban the fuck out of you and try to get your account deleted.

That's some serious bullshit, man.

It's honestly none of your business, all he asked was for suggestions on what to buy, whether he steals it or not is not grounds for deletion.

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Posted at: 8/22/08 05:50 PM

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can anyone tell me how much money is actually there for us britfags?


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Eh, i'd give it back.

Don't knock it, it's good! Very good.


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At 8/22/08 05:48 PM, g0t wrote:
It's honestly none of your business, all he asked was for suggestions on what to buy, whether he steals it or not is not grounds for deletion.

Dude, theft is an illegal activity, even in frickin amsterdam.

Do you really want a guy who'd rip off his own mother on the website?

Users get banned for being lame, the rules are just a way of defining what a lame user is.

I had a guy deleted once for bragging about beating up little kids, btw. Admin pulls the switch on that, too, not me.

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Posted at: 8/22/08 05:57 PM

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buy an artificial pussy. Everyone knows thats all you'll get.

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At 8/22/08 05:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 8/22/08 05:48 PM, g0t wrote:
It's honestly none of your business, all he asked was for suggestions on what to buy, whether he steals it or not is not grounds for deletion.
Dude, theft is an illegal activity, even in frickin amsterdam.

theft is illegal everywhere or some shit.


Do you really want a guy who'd rip off his own mother on the website?

No, but that's not the point. I mean hey, I don't like that he would steal from his own mother, but I wouldn't get him deleted over it.


Users get banned for being lame, the rules are just a way of defining what a lame user is.

I thought rules were in place so that the site doesn't have to deal with nonsense and things that could get them into trouble with the law. Some punk kid stealing from under his mom's bed isn't really illegal since he's a part of that family. It's as much his money as it is hers.


I had a guy deleted once for bragging about beating up little kids, btw. Admin pulls the switch on that, too, not me.

Shit happens.

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Posted at: 8/22/08 06:13 PM

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At 8/22/08 05:28 PM, HorseSperm wrote: Of money
Suggestions NG?

With the money buy a whole lot of pokemon card then put the pokemon cards where the money was 1st stashed.
She will love you forever then


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At 8/22/08 05:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 8/22/08 05:48 PM, g0t wrote:
Dude, theft is an illegal activity, even in frickin amsterdam.

Big fucking deal. You know what else is illegal activity? Soliciting porn to a minor...but this website does it to me anyway. I don't give a shit if it asks me if I'm over 18 or not, my profile says 16 and this site should recognize this and not let me access it.


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At 8/22/08 05:31 PM, reviewer-general wrote: That's...that's over $1,000.

Hasn't she ever heard of a BANK?

Enjoy getting robbed someday, you dumbfucks.

This would definitely teach her a lesson if she does take it.

Delete this account


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At 8/22/08 05:29 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Smoke it.

You're stupid.

eh.


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Posted at: 8/22/08 07:10 PM

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Put it back she might be saving up to by a present for you!


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At 8/22/08 05:30 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: That's 1080 dollars.

Go buy 1080 packs of gum, which will be 16200 pieces of gum.

Send it all to me.

First off, to the OP: You know you don't have the balls to do shit, just ask wade to delete your account and maybe you can get a life before 7th grade starts for you, if it hasn't started yet.

And to this guy, this is a little off-topic but nobody is going to buy any of your portal shirts. They have no design, and you can get official+better ones from the valve store. For 10 bucks less.


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At 8/22/08 06:07 PM, g0t wrote:
I thought rules were in place so that the site doesn't have to deal with nonsense and things that could get them into trouble with the law. Some punk kid stealing from under his mom's bed isn't really illegal since he's a part of that family. It's as much his money as it is hers.

listen here, i am not sucking Funk's mod cock or anything, as I never have done that before to any mod and I never will, i hate that.

However, you're a fucking idiot if you consider that money his also.

Put yourself in this scenario:

You are living in a 1 bedroom apartment with your 13 year old son. You can barely even afford to pull in $1080 a month. Hell, your kid has to sleep on a waterbed in the main room.You put it in a safe, and your kid finds it.

He then goes online and brags about it, so then he goes and spends it all on shrooms like he has been told. So he goes and buy's a thousand bucks worth of shrooms, and they are non-refundable for fucking obvious reasons.

You now have your whole month's pay gone to drugs. What the fuck do you do now, huh? There goes grocery money, you can't afford your monthly car payment if you chose to pay it off gradually, you would have to get bus passes from last month's spare 50$.

I would be fucking pissed if any of that ever came true for me. So explain to me how the fuck this kid is entitled to his mother's 1 thousand dollars. He isn't entitled legally by any means unless he kills the bitch and makes her write out a will before.

If i was funk this asshole's account would already be banned for at least 3 days. I would strangle this kid if he spent any of that money and i knew him.


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Who the hell keeps $1,080 lying around the house?


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open a checking account and wait for 25 years and be 5% richer xD


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At 8/22/08 05:33 PM, davisev5225 wrote:
At 8/22/08 05:32 PM, SuperShad wrote: Buy her a new dildo.
You know, your signature goes perfectly with that statement.

Why thank you......


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Posted at: 8/22/08 08:40 PM

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give it back before she beats your ass

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At 8/22/08 05:50 PM, wreckages wrote: can anyone tell me how much money is actually there for us britfags?

about 400 pounds

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At 8/22/08 05:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Dude, if you steal from your mom and brag about it on here, I'm gonna ban the fuck out of you and try to get your account deleted.

That's some serious bullshit, man.

I agree with th FUNKbrs, you should never attempt the cool crime of stealing...

Seriously though, put it back

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At 8/22/08 07:29 PM, maxsparkson wrote: So explain to me how the fuck this kid is entitled to his mother's 1 thousand dollars. He isn't entitled legally by any means unless he kills the bitch and makes her write out a will before.

Because the only reason his mother is working that hard is to make his life easier and in the end she will leave everything to him. So therefore, he's only stealing from himself.

Also, that entire scenario was retarded. Did you just assume all of that because you're a retard, or are you unlucky enough to know the OP, which by affiliation makes you retarded as well.

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At 8/22/08 05:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Dude, theft is an illegal activity, even in frickin amsterdam.

let's not get to the point of discriminating amsterdam

:seriously, it's not THAT loose :S


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At 8/22/08 05:29 PM, Puzzled wrote: take the two 50's

she will never notice

I agree.

People die every day. People live everyday. People also murder newborn babies...

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Take it all of course, she won't notice.


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