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I'm really surprised some dick didnt' come in here and say, "Loser, a real woman is better.".

At 8/22/08 08:11 PM, MemoryCard wrote: What kind of flesh light is it?

Vagoo, asshole, mouth?

It's the vajayjay style.

At 8/22/08 08:06 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Fleshlight... TELL US HOW IT FEEEEEEEEEELS

It feels like a vagina, read through the thread a bit.

At 8/22/08 08:03 PM, Thimbles wrote: OP, take out the sleeve and shove your fist into it. Post pics.

I'll put my finger in it.. I just paid over $70 to get this thing, I'm not about to destroy it. :P

At 8/22/08 08:14 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 8/22/08 08:06 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Fleshlight... TELL US HOW IT FEEEEEEEEEELS

It feels like a vagina, read through the thread a bit.

Oh right, like he's ever going to find out what a vagina feels like.

At 8/22/08 08:14 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: blah blah blah hd moniter...

I like the aura blend in the background.

Haha I like your detailed description. Especially the part where you're on the phone.

At 8/22/08 08:17 PM, Thimbles wrote:

At 8/22/08 08:14 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 8/22/08 08:06 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Fleshlight... TELL US HOW IT FEEEEEEEEEELS

It feels like a vagina, read through the thread a bit.

Oh right, like he's ever going to find out what a vagina feels like.

Ahem.

Can't believe there are so many fucking idiots who think it is a flashlight.

At 8/22/08 08:14 PM, Erikio wrote: I'm really surprised some dick didnt' come in here and say, "Loser, a real woman is better.".

Me too, but I really don't care.

I'd rather stick with this then get played like a chump by hot, evil bitches. And I won't bang an ugly chick... I just wont. No point.. I won't get off :P

that looks mighty sweet. If only there was a way to get one....

At 8/22/08 04:58 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: What I do wif it?

kill yourself with it

LULZY.

I have seen those so much.. interesting things they are. Clean it good!

At 8/22/08 05:00 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 8/22/08 04:58 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: What I do wif it?

Damnit lol

...good god...

You have HELLGATE?!?!?
GOOD GOD!

Did you get the kind with those little speed bumps, or just the regular inside?

lol

I didn't know people actually bought Fleshlights. >.<

Stick something in it.

At 8/23/08 04:53 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Stick something in it.

Lol, he's 19. He should take pics of him using it.

At 8/23/08 05:35 PM, KevnSevn wrote: Take off the lid and post pics.

lol, rubber vagina

I already did, but I linked to it as I didn't know if I could post that in a thread here.

At 8/23/08 04:43 PM, Snakemaster-13 wrote: Did you get the kind with those little speed bumps, or just the regular inside?

It's the wonder wave so it has the little raised rings on the inside.

At 8/22/08 08:14 PM, Erikio wrote: I'm really surprised some dick didnt' come in here and say, "Loser, a real woman is better.".

An actual girl is alot better and feels alot better as well but hell if you're getting pussy or not you're still probably gonna jack it so why not improve the quality of it.

Which texture for the inside did you get? Did you go for the original, or did you get one of the custom insides?

Throw it at someone?

I don't know why I found this so hilariously funny.

At 8/23/08 07:51 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: I don't know why I found this so hilariously funny.

While looking at that this caught my eye, a novelty penis.

At 8/23/08 07:19 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Which texture for the inside did you get? Did you go for the original, or did you get one of the custom insides?

I got the Wonder Wave texture.

It's the ridged canal one.

It's nice :)

Is it sad that I was possibly the first person to notice that it was a fleshlight?

My god.

At 8/24/08 04:31 AM, Rebbay wrote: My god.

:D

How do you feel about this, Rebbay?

Use the Fleshlight a few times then sell it on ebay saying its brand new.